Should i lie on a loan application?

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probably no right?

No, they will find out, you'll get FUCKED in court.

Dont lie about outstanding debts. You should lie about income you wont get sued for that.

I can afford to repay a much bigger loan than theyll give me with my real details.
I only want to borrow money to play shitcoin roulette, if it all fails I'll just be killing myself anyway.

Dude, just get a new job, wtf.

Haha based

desperate times call for desperate measures

Not a good idea. Don't try to outjew a Jew at his own game.

Doesnt the Jew win if I end it all in a few months?