Should i lie on a loan application?

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probably no right?

No, they will find out, you'll get FUCKED in court.

Dont lie about outstanding debts. You should lie about income you wont get sued for that.

I can afford to repay a much bigger loan than theyll give me with my real details.
I only want to borrow money to play shitcoin roulette, if it all fails I'll just be killing myself anyway.

Dude, just get a new job, wtf.

Haha based

desperate times call for desperate measures

Not a good idea. Don't try to outjew a Jew at his own game.

Doesnt the Jew win if I end it all in a few months?

Nigga those Jews gonna reincarnate you to repay your debt.

i wimped out, never went through with it.

another time maybe

pussy move. I lied on my loan app about my income. (Photoshopped my paystubs) Literally was 70% the reason why I got the loan considering my credit is shot in the low 600s. 15k Personal Loan only 3% interest (not bad for low credit).

Not to mention they never found out. Kikes don’t care as long as you don’t miss a payment.

>pussy move
im not confident id be able to repay it at the level i was going to borrow, assuming i didnt blow my brains out this winter and decided to pay it back.
i still may, the digital agreement was sitting there waiting to be signed, they checked my shopped payslips and verified my id, i just changed my mind in the end.

This thy are gonna dig you up and bring you back just to put you in the wage cage.

Stfu retard. Let get this straight say you take a 100k loan based off of lies. Not the finance company stands to gain let’s say 25% interest and fees (obviously it would be more but let’s jist keep it simple). So they stand to gain $25,000 from you loan. Now they discover you lied on the application after it was approved. To initiate a court case against you would 1) cost them more than $25k 2) it would put you (the client) in a financial hardship which would further the degree in which you may not pay off the loan and now they are out potentially $125k.

lmao, unless we’re talking big money here nobody is going to get fucked in court for chump change. If it’s actual malicious fraud that’s a different story but lying about some bullshit questions on an application for a loan, it’s really not a big deal unless you do this a lot with intentions to defraud.

There was a thread a few weeks ago about the morals of cheating to get ahead in business/wealth generation and there were a ton of stories about people being in the right place at the right time to take advantage of legal fuckery, insurance fraud and lying to get contracts or investment.
There wasnt much being posted about when it goes wrong and some kike lawyer or the irs nails you down for life.

I guess I havent been pushed to my limits yet in terms of what I'm willing to do to get ahead, Ive made $5000+ from $800 in the crypto markets this year and I put it all down to luck and being conservative, pretty much the opposite of playing shitcoin roulette with some lenders money.

First thing you do with a loan. Buy a rope

will keep in mind

Lifes not a movie dipshit, things can go very bad for OP

just margin trade dummy

same as the loan but you risk nothing in meatspace if your shitcoins go to zero