> Get fake fingerprints like out of silicon or something similar. I'm not sure how easy it would be to imprint, but you might be able to get a friend to help you with that or browse the dark web.
This is your only real option OP so you better get that order in now
Once you have them you will have to quietly wipe down all the things you normally handle and then re-touch them while wearing the new prints
Guys I'm getting real nervous...
Hunter Torres
Bentley Fisher
You literally should have just bought UND a month ago and you wouldn't have this problem.
UND passively helps with nofap and getting girls.
Brandon Ramirez
Not quite. OP is pretty fucked if he is found out and gets charged.
Granted, this case was a bit more severe, but yeah it would likely be a few years in OP's case. He done goofed.
Logan Evans
you're going to be put on a sex offenders list for life and likely go to prison.
If it's not a larp you absolutely can't give them fingerprints. Being on a sex offenders list is going to ruin your life
Jordan Hill
Get fired, stone face the women like a boss, get free housing, food in jail
I think it would be way more interesting to just flee the country and never return, that’s me though.
Henry Gray
>quitting means the police stop investigating you.
Oddly enough been in this situation myself. Burning the fingertips is a meme that shit will be nasty for days/weeks to do it properly. The only option is flee. If you’re not larping I hope you take this seriously.
Jack Long
holy shit does this actually work?
Kayden Wood
Also sex offense will probably get you raped in prison, it’s the lowest status offense above molesting children. I would go to work, clean my workspace from prints, then leave the USA for good
Dominic Richardson
This is a blessing in disguise op.
At the meeting don't fuck around, admit to doing it and be humble.
In jail you can get Jow Forums and meditate while practising your dick sucking skills.
Think about it! Now you'll hodl link no matter what!
Luis Jackson
>quitting means the police stop investigating you.
Oddly enough been in this situation myself. Burning the fingertips is a meme that shit will be nasty for days/weeks to do it properly. The trick is to unironicly