>be American

Whatever dude, it’s fucking gambling, put $10 on the pass line for the dealer and call it a day

Google it retard

They take a percentage of the pot

Ah okay.

They don't. Rake and buy-in fees are shit compared to BJ, roulette etc profit-wise. Luckily most casual poker players also spend a lot of time at these tables too once they come in the casino.

Americans have security and dozens of undercover cops in casinos not bouncers

>be American
>get shot
>tip your shooter $20 for not hitting your head or chest
>ambulance arrives
>tip the ambulance driver
>arrive at hospital
>get put on a bed
>fall into a coma
>wake up days later
>receive medical bill
>$50,000
>tip the doctor higher than normal, 80% because you weren't able to tip them due to your coma
>take an Uber home
>the Uber somehow gets lost on the way and takes an extra 10 minutes
>pissed off, only tip the driver a measly 30%

>Bring up jews ruining shit all the time by being money grubbers
>Call tipping some minwage slave cuckery
The level of cognitive dissonance...

>tip your shooter $20 for not hitting your head or chest
Funniest thing I've read on biz this week

Dealers are unironically the biggest cheaters in the casino. They move the cards so fast that if you can't do the math you're fucked. They literally will get like a 19 or 20 and call it blackjack if you don't call them out on it

>Giving money to the red skinned jew
I work hard for my money. Why would I give it away for free?

Real talk why did the us give the Indians casinos is it because it's the only business that even a retard can make money with or something?

Reservations can make their own laws so they don't have to follow state laws which means that even in states that have no casinos they can still have it if the reservation allows it. The federal government didn't give them casinos, they gave it to themselves, we just gave them land

>sit down at table for blackjack
>first game, get a blackjack, win $20
>dealer praises me, wants me to keep going
>get up and leave with my money
That's how it's done boys

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Not a bad idea either. Casinos fucking rake cash hand over fist and the yellow tape for getting one up and running is absolutely ridiculous even if you have the money, depending on your state/local state's politics

God I hate this fucking country.

rly? wtf

somtimes, they have little jars, sometimes the jars have fun games where you drop the coin in and it might land on some kind of bonus for the customer

Vegas casinos are owned by Jews, not Indians.

Exactly, usually the casino money is supposed to be reinvested into the reservation and the people but it really depends on the location. A reservation in bumfuck nowhere isn't gonna make much with a casino and that's generally where reservations are. Also since they popped up in places like NY the laws there are less strict for setting up a casino now, New Yorkers used to have to drive to New Jersey to gamble but now they have some of their casinos
I'd like to think it's a minority of dealers but there definitely are more cheating dealers than cheating players, that's probably why they get tipped kek

dealers can only take cards from shoe in predetermined order, you can't skip the stack. if you think dealer knows the next card out, it's not true
however could be different if shuffle is made by dealer, but trust me they get tired of their job so much so they almost don't follow the game, just deal what goes on. same with roulette, nobody cares except for 5min when there is a hype and it's fun