Your worst nightmare

What do I do?

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Got 5,000 chainlink you can use if you like
Fuckin pieces of shit

Use the only other paper product in there aka the seat covers dumbass

I see people with shoes like yours in real life, and I feel bad that I don't wear similar clothing. Then I find images like these on Jow Forums and I am reminded that you're all the same bunch of degenerates.

Essentially, wipe your hands and eat it OP.

>shitting in public
>not checking the tp first
you have no one to blame but yourself
god will return to reap the sinners

use your hands like the average indian restaurant chef

Use your hand wagecuck

>wipe your ass with more shit
What did he mean by this

This. Or just wait until no one else is in the room & switch to the next stall. Let's be honest, you just wanted to post yourself on the shitter, not sure why

Use one, if needed both, socks.

You're welcome

Use my AMEX gold cards to scrape off user

Drown yourself in the toilet water. All your problems will be solved.

>shitting in public

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Im constipated non stop so never need to wipe when I do go. It's clean, it's quick, it's infrequent.

Why are you in the handicap stall, faggot?

Run to the women’s restroom. It should be right across from you.

If people come in ask for some paper. If nobody does then see if you can get up and go to another stall with paper. If you are in a private washroom, check to see if there is paper towel to use. Note you may need to wet the paper towel with the nearby tap as it can be harsh on your ass when using it dry. Finally check underneath sink if there are cupboards. If you still have nothing you will have to open the door and scream for some wagie to bring you toilet paper.

Rub your ass on the floor like the dog you are op

Start screaming for help

Why do people shit in the public?

use your sock

Palpate your anus then use your pointer finger as a makeshift brush to write Jow Forums, using doody as paint, on the stall wall. That way we know you’re real.

Attention whore seeker, that’s why user look no further

start singing "ohhhhh waaaaaagiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee" until someone answers

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Dip your ass in the toilet and flush 5 times

check other stalls if not.
underwear wipe into trash.

Yup. You're gonna have to sacrifice that underwear bro. Nobody said life was easy

STRANDED
STRANDED
STRANDED ON THE TOILET BOOOOOOWL
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE STRANDED
AND YOU NEED ANOTHER ROLL?

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Buy online groceries, get toilet paper, and write in the delivery instructions you're stuck in the toilet of JC Penney, you will tip $10.

>I see people with shoes like yours in real life, and I feel bad that I don't wear similar clothing.
Those shoes look to be under $100... The stitching ruins the design. You can get a pair of nice dress shoes from Banana Republic for like $40 that looks like it was $300 Allen Edmonds pair.

If you don't want them send them here

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