Use my AMEX gold cards to scrape off user
Your worst nightmare
Drown yourself in the toilet water. All your problems will be solved.
>shitting in public
Im constipated non stop so never need to wipe when I do go. It's clean, it's quick, it's infrequent.
Why are you in the handicap stall, faggot?
Run to the women’s restroom. It should be right across from you.
If people come in ask for some paper. If nobody does then see if you can get up and go to another stall with paper. If you are in a private washroom, check to see if there is paper towel to use. Note you may need to wet the paper towel with the nearby tap as it can be harsh on your ass when using it dry. Finally check underneath sink if there are cupboards. If you still have nothing you will have to open the door and scream for some wagie to bring you toilet paper.
Rub your ass on the floor like the dog you are op
Start screaming for help
Why do people shit in the public?