Kinda have to poop but not quite yet

>kinda have to poop but not quite yet
>Know you're going to have to take an uncomfortable office poop around 10am

Who else knows this terrible feel

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OP is a poor fag
>saves his company time
>doesn’t like getting paid to poop
>probably works for free after he clocks out
>going to neck himself

>probably works for free after he clocks out
would rather die than allow this

You could just be a sociochad and BLAST ASS in the office bathroom instead of being an awkward virgin waiting for people to leave, shitting when there's noise, etc

OP must be a pajeet where they have to shit in a bucket at their desk which is located in the street, I guess that would make it pretty uncomfortable

i take a shit first thing in the morning so i can wash my ass when i take a shower. who the fuck wants to walk around all day with a shitstained asshole lmfao.

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this OP
own that bathroom stall like its your own toilet. shit especially loud when you know your boss is in there with you. you'll get a promotion in no time

Based

Not pooping at work is a bad economical decision.

>doesn’t use some kind of wet wipes/dude wipes
>has a shitty painters asshole
>doesn’t poop solid turds that require little to no wiping

Wtf is wrong with you?
What kind of shit tier diet do you have?
How do you not carry wet wipes or some kind of cleaning wipes if you’re always shitting oil?

>he’s a poorfag
>he doesn’t know