Coping with getting fired

>caught for pocketing literally just $1

It is not about the amount, you filthy thiefs have no value, literally biting the hand that feeds you.

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The job couldn't have been that wonderful if you risked it all for a dollar. Go slip and fall somewhere and become a neet

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I’ve been fired before as well it sucks but life goes on get another job

>trading integrity for a dollar
user, what are you doing?

trust me that is actually a good bussines, I know some cashiers that always take some cut from the change and when they get called out they just say oops sorry I miscalculated

Sorry user you fell for the boomer trick. Boomers will do shit like this to "test" you all the fucking time. They'll leave small shit to that most people would literally continue on unaware of, but not boomers.
>leave $1 bill or a few coins laying around in an office drawer
>leave candy, pens, stickers, fucking paperclips and maintain inventory of them
>watch out the window when you come in to work to see how you drive in, your facial expression about going in to work, what you do in the car before you get out, how fast and diligently you walk in
>If you partake in shitty forced company events, etc
Around boomers never relax

"I miscalculated the amount of money so I had to put it in my pocket, oops"

Serious though OP, can't have been a great place to work if they fired you over $1. There are places where employers actually value their staff. Must've been a shitty low skilled job too if they can replace you just like that

I advise to try to find bar work, it's a great job for socialising and you can sleep in without an alarm. It's what I've done for a few years while I'm studying web dev, I'd advise it

THIS, You don't even deserve a wagie cage. KYS
It doesn't matter the amount!

I work at a bank and we absolutely will fire over $1, can't trust thieves around customers money, no matter how petty the theft

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I'm the only one who speaks English at my store so my job security is rooted in the store coming to a grinding halt if there's no one to translate the Spanglish for the customers.

thanks guys for the support.
However, this chapter went for a happy ending very quick. I have been working as some sort of intern for a crypto company where the internship has been "do this Medium article for $100" where I am paid in ETH.
Now they will save me by offering to pay me almost double my ex-job's salary all while I can almost live like a NEET punching the keyboard to input Python code

it was indeed a boomer that caught me, and you are probably completely correct
>boomer dyke leaves $1 on the cashier counter as if a customer had left it there
>see $1
>previous job, nothing happened if I just found a dollar or so. Had it been more, I would of course report it
>"hey user, do you know where that dollar I put on the counter went?"
>"n-n-n-n-no?"
>"oh well I will check the CCTV then"
>"s-s-s-soryy I got it :'( "

And then I dropped my spaghetti

almost, but not on the street

Thanks fren

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Well your first mistake was lying, but in all honesty you were doomed the second you pocketed it anyways. Its alright user, a lot of us have moments were we make stupid decisions, life will go on and you have learned a valuable lesson

ah, thats a little thing, a notion in the past now. No need to worry over it since it got a happy ending from getting a new job.
Happy for you user

>in 40 minutes I have a new job

Was this just a LARP?

not really, just sent a sob story to the CEO and he just answered "sure thing" and had a short Telegram call with me, literally just a few minutes before I made that post

Thanks alot frens
I got out of this rather easy

Give link to job sirs i send bob and vagene in return. I will write articles for ETH any day of the week

>inb4 HURR DURR U JUST MADE THIS THREAD TO SHILL UR COMPANY AND SHITCOIN XDDDXDDDDD
Website
vectorspace.ai/

This article was recently published by Elastic
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For job offers, just visit this TG and ask someone by the name Kasian Franks
t me/joinchat/GrCYjA8rPgD8coAiEhRuBA

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Fuck you OP you fucking pajeet, this whole time this fucking thread was a larp to shill your bullshit. I gotta say, I admire the complexity of this one

IT WASN'T YOU FAGGOT
SOMEONE JUST ASKED. IT WOULD BE STRANGE TO JUST GIVE THE TELEGRAM LINK WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE COMPANY DID YOU FUCKING CUNT

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I can give more details
>boomer was a dyke
>bommer dyke's partner is also a coworker
>boomer dyke had birthday today
>boomer dyke told me "I HAVE CAUGHT 2 OTHER MILLENNIALS BEFORE, YOU ARE THE THIRD ONE"
What else details do you need to verify the story?

I believe you, Thanks based OP no longer will I be a poorfag

I wonder if the ai taught him how to shill in a non-pajeet way

do not say anyone sent you. Don't ask immediately. Build some connection with the CEO before asking "OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA JOB AT". That's what I did atleast...

The Shit-I

This. I worked at a store where the owner showed me a $200-$300 bracelet that he bought off a junkie for $5. Instead of pricing it & putting it in a showcase, he put it in the desk drawer (with a camera pointed right to it) & would check on it everytime he came in the store. I robbed the fucker blind, but i knew not to touch that bracelet

Delet this, this is bullying. I should never have posted it

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Cool story fren. Same shit happened to me.

>On the road as a tradey with incompetent "lead"
>Getting jacked around at rental company office in NJ
>Fuck Yankees
>In the course of standing at the desk for over an hour I grab $1.25 in quarters from their change jar to get a soda
>Seems fair to me
>Job is completely fucked anyway
>Drive home with our tails between our legs
>Tell lead guy truthfully that I will not blame him for anything, we're in this together
>Get back to the shop and fast forward several days
>HR calls me in and tells me I'm being put on probation for insubordination and theft from an affiliate company
>Realize I have no friends in the room, under the bus with no lifeline
>Politely agree with them, pack up my tools and leave

There's always better days on the horizon, OP. Head high!