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First for AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>it‘s another -4% day
what did I do to deserve this? is this the wages of greed? I just didn‘t wanna work until I was 60

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Third for BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Right when i get back up it knocks me down

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>nothing but covered calls
>expects no red days

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-3% here. When one stock goes up 3 more drop. For a while it was evening out, but the last few days... whew. It's been quite a blow.

Talking heads just told that you shouldn't check your 401K.

JUST

100% cash position for the last week. Missed the AMD surge from the google/twitter announcement, which felt kind of bad, but it feels a lot better now.

Why so quiet in here today? It’s a bloodbath out there, let’s see some wojaks at least.

...

>check portfolio
>down 1%
>alright what tanked
>everything is normal
>what the fuck
>oh, it was crypto dying
I thought the kiddies were awfully quiet, usually they pop out of the woodwork to brag on red days

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MARKET CRASH IS FAKE AND GAY

BUY THE DIP FAGGOT

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IM FUCKING RUINED

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AAAAAAAAAAH..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>anyone who thinks that this tiny dip is a recession is an idiot

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I stand by that statement. None of the economic factors that point to a recession are there other than the stupid yield curve.

>t-this recession is just 4d chess to make them libs mad

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Hey lads, look on the bright side
If you're only in your 20's, 30's, or 40's this isn't that bad

Just think about how much more JUST'd the boomers are right now lol

this is it, at last: the boomerpocalypse

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anyone else /up/ today?

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america does not live in a bubble nor is it immune to market sentiment from abroad.

This old me was a pussy. I am feeling very confident in my now all in AMD position. Trump, Su, and the Lord Almighty will guide me to the path of financial self sufficiency.

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>muh stupid yield curve
even though it's been predicting recessions for the past 40 years

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>emergency pump is kicking in
wew

14 trillion in negative yield bonds and growing is perfectly fine and normal.

I went from +35% to +20% portfolio in a week. FML. The stocks I have (plug and LPTX ) are both shitting the bed everyday. Should I sell now before I lose my profits ? I know i should hold but with those 2 shitty stocks...

TRUMP 2020
REAL MAGA HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED

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27% to 4%
I‘m not even phased.

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>buys negative yielding bonds
No wonder Deustche Bank is going to fucking collapse, that must be the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

when should i buy the dip, if this recession does happen?

I bought more LPTX :3
Biotech is unironically considered recession-resistant anyhow

True. I keep getting absolutely fucked by ETH, and I keep buying the dips. Probably should stop fucking with the things I don't understand even a little.

Maybe look at the letters they wrote regarding the tariffs?

I wonder if we would've done better if we hadn't been dumping money into "shock and awe" and being greeted as liberators.

We didn't even get a film like Three Kings out of Iraq War 2.

Didn't Bush get rid of Dodd Frank? I guess Clinton got rid of Glass Steagle then?

This is, all things considered, a tiny dip and not a recession. It's an algo & panic sell-off. Make your bear money and then put it right back into the market.

THE ONE THING I can't decide is whether to do it before or after Powell gets involved. He has a tendency to really spook the market.

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why are you retards hating on trump? he literally did nothing wrong regarding the market. he got a QE inflated market from Obama, and this is the only the natural outcome for the biggest bubble in the history.

>appointing Powell and ditching Yellen was "doing nothing wrong"
APOLOGIZE

>muh QE
>muh fed
>muh joos
fuck off austrotard, go suck off Robert Murphy's cock.

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Repostan (and cleaned up a bit). Make something funny or whatever.

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>Who deregulated the banks and let them make loans to anyone with a pulse

>letting a woman run the fed and keep rates 0 forever
I'd expect this kind of lack of fiscal responsibility from a nigger.

>was the bag holder when it crashed
lol owned, nothing personal republictards

Trump weaponized the market for his trade war with China instead of unwinding. This all happened because Trump and his corporate buddies couldn't handle the competition from TPP. This is the real redpill.

for sucks sake dude, stop embarrassing yourself. the rate powell is going, he's just raised rates for no reason and going back to 0 anyways. yellen keeping rates at 0 would've made trump happier and saved us market volatility.

yes, because printing money and lowering interest rates to negative would save the market! praise Yellen!
i'm actually profiting shitton, and i'm merely pointing out the inevitable consequence of last decade of fiscal polices.

>Argue for small fiscally conservative govt.
>Make a mess and increase budget in office.
>Dems inheret the mess
>Blame Dems for mess
Muh Republicans...

BIG TRUE.

Based hows it looking now?

Should have DCA’d or waited for a better buying opportunity, but yes AMD is going to moon it might hit $20 on its way there though.

>Replacing one Fed mouthpiece with another is something

>saved us market volatility
are you retiring soon?

>he's just raised rates for no reason
Rates needed to come up, though. Should probably have been done a little bit years earlier.

terrible take
>i'm merely pointing out the inevitable consequence of last decade of fiscal polices.
no, you're just repeating Robert Murphy talking points.

I count 3 other negative dips without recession and 1 almost negative. Why do you think 0 is such a special number? It's arbitrary. Why not -0.3 or 0.34? Money goes into long term us debt rather than short term. The question is just why?

Clinton..?
nope, i'm up 300% this year
interesting, can you expand on this?
keeping rates at 0 only keeps volatility at bay for so much, and it become less effective as more money is injected in the market. it was always a temporary solution.

Retirement age is being raised to 95 going forward, starting with Gen X.

dude stop memeing yourself it will end badly, just imagine

>i-it won't happen this time I swears
sweetie sweetie sweetie.
pay attention to when it goes under the line, following that is almost always a Recession.

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at the tender age of 40 is my plan and things are going accordingly.

i don't even know who Murphy is. if some of my opinions align with his, then ok whatever? i guess he's right and you're wrong?

At the end of the day both parties support the rich not the poor. Lost all faith in govt long ago, senpai. Both parties are retarded.

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The REAL redpill, is that politicians are retards regardless of party, fiscal conservatism is dead, and that Epstein was right about having sex with teenage girls (even though he was a fucking monster).

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Be a retard somewhere else

Technically, all in buy-writing has been my best strategy to date. Last time I did it I went on for 6 weeks straight, saved my account from a -33% collapse. I only stopped to „diversify“ or some bullshit idk.

I now see the error in my ways, April me was utterly based in trying to acquire 1000 shares of AMD. I‘m going back to that old plan. Then I‘ll use the proceeds from writing on those 1000 to buy bluechips like msft mcds visa and aapl. War Plan Dobber (tm).

Buy Gold

>fiscal conservatism is dead
BASED BASED BASED

Got me some chow mein for lunch.

>>fiscal conservatism is dead
fuck that. cut spending, raise taxes and be responsible with our country's fiscal policy.

>almost

im doing pineapple and ham on the pizza.

based and Hawaiian pilled

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just take note that this utterly based War Plan was designed during (and therefore adapted to) an euphoric bullmarket after a 20% dip, have some flexibility and patience... the trade talks + fed shitpost early september are potential white swans which one should risk manage around

we are right now breaking out of giant upward wedge and tbqh famalam TA wise things have been looking shit

AMD is a cyclical yknow

I‘m gonna walk to subway, order a footlong spicy italian with swiss and fresh mozz, olives pickles jalapenos oil vinegar salt and pepper, dont forget the mustard. And a large coke.

I would bet money that there will be a recession. It's guaranteed to happen.

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The problem though is that the media are shilling that the markets will go lower and that there's risks right now. That's a sign in itself that a recession is NOT here yet, media and banks would never shill for markets to go lower if they actually were going lower.. especially entering a recession.

BULL TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

so just all fucking in on SQQQ then?

yeah but if you're just going to invest in the market now and hope there is still some last gasp from the bull it's just extreme gambling before the house burns down. most people who don't want to time the market exactly just want to keep what they have.

>that a recession is NOT here yet
Even better. The recession is predicted just before election time and then drumpf will be blamed for it.

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No, it isn't. There are no market factors to indicate it other than the stupid yield curve which only inverted because Trump and Powell were dicking around with rates

I'm up 200k on REFR

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Exactly. The media tell people "don't worry not a recession" at first when they come, every time. It's as good a predictor as the yield curve

Denying the recession is the ULTIMATE magapede cope. I've even seen some of you retards blaming da joos for it

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You don't even need the yield curve. Studies have shown that there is a good chance the economy will fail by 2020 and a survey has revealed that over half of America's CFOs believe that a recession will happen very soon.

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This guy made a fucking mint

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Excellent.

HERE WE GO AGAIN

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Nice so at the end of the day Trump has proved everyone he is completely incapable of running the country. If this was 4D chess, recession would not be looming in the foreground, and now it’s all but guaranteed drumpf is gonna lose unless he cuts a deal with China and flips script ASAP cause even his core constituency are against him now. What a fucking moron he played himself and China played him like a fiddle. He HAS to cut a deal in the short term unless he plans to start packing up his office in December
Fucking moron.

That's the opposite of what Trump is doing though... damn it Baggie quit flip-flopping!


>I would bet money that the economic expansion will end

>Blame
>sticking to teflon Don
not gonna happen, let's just be realistic

FUCK
THAT'S NOT VERY MUCH AFRAID AT ALL
GRRRR DO I SELL OR HOLD MY TVIX?!?

Not all the media... Based Boomer Cramer saying buyable dip...

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It's when the stock market AND the dollar is going down that Gold becomes the asset to hold.

Or the stock market going sideways and the dollar going down.

See the difference of valuation in the market during a high inflation environment if it nominally goes sideways?

Once you realize this, you need to understand why people reject the dollar and it's all linked together with international trade.

Gold conversion window being shut in 1971.

OPEC embargoing the West in 1973.

>implying we're in a recession when the economy hasn't been this strong since 1969

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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>buy gold
>trump cuts deal (because now he has to)
>gold plummets
Yea buy all the gold bro every ticker is a goldmine!

Also, the 1979 Iranian Crisis is another triggering point.

This completely overlooks the fact that trump is the only horse in the race. Demofaggots have zero message other than fuck blumpf.

more délicieuse cope
[citation needed]
but you probably can't provide one because it's probably bullshit that has to do with muh gold standard

If he doesn't get reelected, there's a good chance he'll be indicted or charged with crimes. Goes without saying that's the last thing he wants, so he'll do something to try and win back support that's been wavering.

I wonder if that'll resonate as strongly as "fuck shillary"

I'm thinking no, not as things are right now.

>imblying I'm cope
fuck off you clearly don't belong here, you can't tell the Jow Forumstards from the realists

Unironically gonna get a pardon, if not from the next president, then from the next hard right president.

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>If he doesn't get reelected, there's a good chance he'll be indicted or charged with crimes
Oh god, I hope so. I'm sick of this orange bastard and his annoying supporters.

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To be fair, some of them are going full MMT.

Which I support, because I want to be the road warrior.

You are living in a fantasy. For one, it has been 11 years - we are overdue. Second, interest rates are being cut even though this is supposedly "the greatest economy in the history of the United States." Final point is in the below paragraph.

Incorrect. The United States does not produce much of anything anymore, food sure and maybe Elon Musk's pet projects? Compared to 30+ years ago, when the US was the world's largest creditor nation, we produce nothing, and yet the stocks continue to rise.

We're the world's largest debtor nation now. How can a nation living on the wealth it hasn't produced (and for decades now, too) be any kind of sustainable situation?

>That's a sign in itself that a recession is NOT here yet
No, that's a sign it's been here for a while now and you're too late.

how are those PES bags feeling little man? maybe a bit too heavy? thats right mark. you'll be tonguing my shitbox real soon

No dubs but 2 anons said buy calls so I did. WMT and NVDA tomorrow, plus a SPY call for good measure. Let's see how fucked I get.

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