/smg/ stinky music general

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>check portfolio
>down 1%
>alright what tanked
>everything is normal
>what the fuck
>oh, it was crypto dying
I thought the kiddies were awfully quiet, usually they pop out of the woodwork to brag on red days

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MARKET CRASH IS FAKE AND GAY

BUY THE DIP FAGGOT

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IM FUCKING RUINED

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AAAAAAAAAAH..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>anyone who thinks that this tiny dip is a recession is an idiot

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I stand by that statement. None of the economic factors that point to a recession are there other than the stupid yield curve.

>t-this recession is just 4d chess to make them libs mad

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Hey lads, look on the bright side
If you're only in your 20's, 30's, or 40's this isn't that bad

Just think about how much more JUST'd the boomers are right now lol

this is it, at last: the boomerpocalypse

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anyone else /up/ today?

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