Advice for a new landlord?

Tired of living in this shit place I live in (and own), thinking of renting it out (no niggers or welfare turds).
I know plenty of you faggots do this. In UK (southwest) if that's relevant.

The place isn't that great but I'm planning to start getting work done on it and rent it out to nurses (I live in commute distance from a large hospital). I'm hoping for at least £1.2k a month if I rent the 2 main bedrooms individually and the 2 open plan lounges as one large room.
Any advice from experienced landlords?

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Plastic surgery is a motherfucker.

it should be illegal for her trick a man to put a child in, goblin kike

Not the same person

That's a Jewish lie.

Image breading with that girl and you see your firstborn with an nose the size of mount Everest.

its the same person, look at the ear lobes,

The ear piercings are in different places, the hairline is different, the eyes are less sunken in. I don't know how they could move her eyes forward...

However, the woman on the left is alpha as fuck. I want my son to have a big fucking honker of a nose. BREED IT

>The ear piercings are in different places, the hairline is different, the eyes are less sunken in. I don't know how they could move her eyes forward...
>However, the woman on the left is alpha as fuck. I want my son to have a big fucking honker of a nose. BREED IT
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Oh wow the same picture again but on twitter! Now we know it's real!

Look up the doctor

>Duas molestias cupiditate harum
Based

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I let 8 bedrooms across three houses in a nice part of England, mostly to students. Not sure what general advice to give, it's dead easy. Just advertise on Gumtree of spareroom, get a free contract (I like one by "the landlord association", I can email a copy if you leave a burner and I remember) and rake in the money. Deposits need to go into a deposit protection scheme, by law, but if you can get away with it then just whack it in crypto and hope they don't realise, lolz.

>The ear piercings are in different places
no, she just made a couple extra to solidify how much of a thot she is, there's a loop thingy in her original hole, pay attention

>the hairline is different
false, in the right picture her head is angled downwards, the left is straight.

>the eyes are less sunken in
again you can't see past the angle. It's always angles with women. If you can't take angles into account you'll get swindled by every femoid out there.

It's the same girl 99%
t. expert incel and women reviewer
I can also identify trannies

Don't students trash the place though?

Could you just post it on catbox.moe or the Firefox upload thing? It would be easier than messing around with emails

His website is full of lorem ipsum gibberish

I don't think they're the same person. Look at how much smaller the chin is on the second pic.

I do this in the South West and would gladly help you bro
Do you have a thow away email we could talk more on

Where are you going to live?

>Recently, however, I ran across a statistic that stopped me in my tracks: Americans are no longer obsessed with fixing their noses. In fact, the number of nose jobs, or rhinoplasties, has gone down 43 percent since 2000.
>Over a decade ago, nearly 400,000 Americans were having their noses made smaller, thinner and more symmetrical; now only about 225,000 Americans are doing so each year.
>What might explain the overall decline in nose jobs, even as breast implants and tummy tucks are more popular than ever before?
Why aren't millennials fixing their noses?

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Don’t do this deposit scheme. I was awarded two times my deposit plus damages through suing my landlord because they did not return my deposit within sixty days and it was found that they commingled my deposit during discovery. I am not sure if they would have been charged double damages without the comingling

Because nose jobs and lip jobs always made you look like a bimbo, pic related, and it was always only a caricature of what boomers thought was so hott dude

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Rent obviously, or stay with family for a bit and then rent.

It’s fake. He doesn’t allow comments on his insta. No way someone with these results could be legit and need to censor the public.

because they're too broke from putting pads in their asses, tits and lips

bump

She went from 2/10 to 10/10 wtf. How can people be against surgery?

sadly this, kek

why is it so obvious for me that both are the same person? kek
>t. I can also identify people after decades, sometimes unmasking them, kek

>I can also identify trannies
Everyone can, only fags act like they pass.

If you're renting to nurses like that you need to take into account HMO laws and read up on them.

It's better to rent it unfurnished to a family who plan on staying long term. No need to constantly pay for checks and references every few years, no need to replace damaged furnishings, no hassle.

Never offer furnishings.

It will cost you a lot more if you get fined for illegally holding tenant deposits.

What do I do with the wardrobes/beds and appliances that I already have here?

It's a good way to deceive potential mates about your inferior genetics. Your kids will still be hideous though.

Take them to your new place or sell them on if you don't want them.

Trust me, tenants are not going to be grateful that you've given them a bedside table but you will get plenty of calls at 3AM complaining that that bedside table has a wobbly leg or that they left their £1,000 MacBook on that wobbly table, it fell off and they expect you to replace it.

Replacing all of those appliances every few years due to wear and tear will majorly eat into your profits and isn't even tax deductible.
Provide an oven, a fridge and maybe a bed frame/mattress but leave it at that.

Also, depending on your annual income, consider operating your rental property through a limited company. You'll have to pay stamp duty and legal costs to transfer the ownership of the property to the Company but the extra income will more than cover it within a few years

also, how much of your mortgage do you still owe? If you're looking to convert your residential mortgage into a BTL you will need to hold at least 25% equity in the property.

I know a girl with a nosejob and I've never heard anyone say a word about it to her
She is my ex girlfriends best friend.
Should I send her this?
Want to get revenge on the woman who cucked me for so long.

That's a good point, it seems pretty ridiculous if they could claim against you but I wouldn't be surprised if that's how the courts are these days
Re: Ltd company, I'll look into it, but I think I'm under the threshold anyway
I hold about 50% equity, don't think there's much point in converting it desu.

You are legally obligated to inform your mortgage provider if you plan on moving out of your residential property and renting it out.
Your lender may consider you guilty of mortgage fraud and demand full payment of the mortgage immediately or they may repossess the property if you do not inform them.

If you only plan on letting your property in the short-term you can apply for Consent to Let from your mortgage provider if it is going to be a permanent arrangement however you will need to convert to a BTL mortgage.

Here's a good article into the benefits of Ltd Company ownership. If you are a higher rate tax payer it will save you a lot of money
mortgagesforbusiness.co.uk/news-insight/2018/january/personal-or-ltd-company-ownership-of-buy-to-let-property/

Also consider joining either the National Landlord Association or the Residential Landlord Association. They offer a load of training courses and legal advice for about £70 a year

I dunno man, I think girl on rights tan is natural, I can't picture girl on left ever getting a tan.

>It’s fake. He doesn’t allow comments on his insta. No way someone with these results could be legit and need to censor the public.
It's real. Except for the first photo he used a terrible camera lens, like 8mm or fisheye lens (which porn directors use to make asses and dicks look bigger) and then for the one on the right used a telescope lens from 30 feet away, which then compresses the face. You can tell from the size of the nostrils, it looks unnatural and distorted in the left, normal (yet still long) on the right.

Oy vey, this tricknis another shoah!

yes

We've realised big noses are based

>why aren't millennials having unnecessary facial surgery with a high complication rate?

Why are you trying to put the surgeons out of business?!

Get a small nosed bitch with big nosed genes, then get sons with big ass eye-stabbing noses, you can't lose!

This is like a man using fake id and photoshop to trick women into thinking he's a navy seal or something. Pretty sure women have initiated divorce for less deception.

it's really not like that at all... the only way in which it affects anything is if one has children with her.

Of course women initiate divorce with flimsy excuses, there is every incentive for them to do so.