Hey, son. How are those internet coins doing?

>Hey, son. How are those internet coins doing?

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n-not down 50% in 2 months thatd be crazy haha

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>Totally didnt margin trade 75% of my initial investment away!! That would be insane!

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FUCK OFF CHRIS YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

what kind of gay dad fantasies are you having op

Not so good daddy

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>Your dad told me that you were being real sour to him and said some things you probably didn't mean.

>Wanna talk about it, champ?

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>tfw down 75% after going up 3x

Who are you calling son, boy?

>ayo hol up pop

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>35114848-handsome-young-m

why are you gay?

kek

>Ay they cant, how yah fakn shitcoins doin tuhday?

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sorry dad i got a little cum on the floor, that's what that puddle is

>you know these walls were blue when we first moved here....

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DAD, THIS IS A LONG TERM INVESTMENT, GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW!!!

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Father, I left our modest abode for some cookies and flavored water. I will return very soon.

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Lol
Don't worry. When we make it, we can laugh at all the normies that doubted us. They'll be wagecucking while we hold real estate (apartments for passive income) and a mansion

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Son, WTF, are you high? Also, internet coins? You know I only hold gold and silver.

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THEYY AREEE CYBER CHIPS!!!!!

Up 400% this year. How are your index funds doing?

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Father, why are you seductively making love to my door jamb?

ciao papa you giva me $1000 now

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BTC can be up 400% and every market down 100% and people still wont be impressed with BTC. BTC has to do 10x every month or 100x a year for it to be a smarter investment than 8% a year.

>insets sharpie into anus
>DADDY I TOLD YOU KNOCK!!!!

You are trespassing. You are not, Father. GET BACK AUSSIE.