Hey, son. How are those internet coins doing?

THEYY AREEE CYBER CHIPS!!!!!

Up 400% this year. How are your index funds doing?

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Father, why are you seductively making love to my door jamb?

ciao papa you giva me $1000 now

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BTC can be up 400% and every market down 100% and people still wont be impressed with BTC. BTC has to do 10x every month or 100x a year for it to be a smarter investment than 8% a year.

>insets sharpie into anus
>DADDY I TOLD YOU KNOCK!!!!

You are trespassing. You are not, Father. GET BACK AUSSIE.