Shit

You’re probably short from weight training from 12-16. It damages your growth during puberty and makes you a manlet

>probably
False. It's mostly genetics and people in my family tree are short.

>I DON'T care if others can accept me or not.
I don't doubt that. Lots of people are that way. But you kept saying that

>I don't care what people think
And you obviously do.

If you insist on committing suicide, at least do it in a meme-worthy way.

>Get surgeries, get muscles
>Take a bunch of sexy pictures as ripped 5'9'' guy, put them online
>Kidnap a bunch of short people
>Imprison in your isolated, underground chamber
>Force them to have the surgeries too
>Suicide by cop
The media will love you. You'd be famous

I'm not recommending this. It'd be morally wrong. But it would be damn funny.

I'm 5'1.. Not going to say that it's good to be this height but you have to see the irony of the situation and keep moving.
Short men are unironically low-key oppressed.

You can still get laid though if that's why you're sad.. I've fucked about 10 biiiches....

>And you obviously do.
K
>The media will love you. You'd be famous
I'll consider it just cause I like memes.

>Short men are unironically low-key oppressed.
Yep. Society oppresses short males, but that's not what gets to me.

>if that's why you're sad
Nope. Strictly the fact that I can't obtain the ultimate form with this height.

oh man I know how you feel
this morning I woke up and noticed I need new shoes

> 5’5”
Kek! How old are you? 7?! You’re practically the next bagel guy. Have you ever been with girl?

Careful, what if you kill yourself and when you get to heaven God trolls you by giving you a 3 foot tall female short stack body with an embarrassingly big butt?

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You're pathetic, KYS disgusting aspie lanklet!