Wagie therapy thread

How was your day at work fellow wagies?

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I had an elderly relative die so I called out of work for the funeral. Not looking forward to catching up at work tomorrow but today was pretty chill. She also left me some money so I'll be able to afford some things I was stressing about how I was going to pay for

Based dead relative

pretty uneventful. however that's probably because I've been spending a lot more time on dating apps because suddenly when you're 30 you somehow become more attractive to women even though sex doesn't feel as good as it used to.

Man this really fucking says it all.

The highlight of wagie life is when a relative dies because it means you get to have a day off work.

Orwellian.

I was not expecting any money, it was a really good surprise. I thought the nursing home takes everything before medicare kicks in. She set up everything for her funeral arrangements ahead of time too, basically all we had to do was show up

Some guy in India at my company decided to kill himself. The wagie life is suffering.

If it was anyone else in my family it would have been very upsetting. I'm not expecting to go to any funerals for a while now that she's gone. But yes, I wouldn't have called out on such short notice unless I was sick or a family emergency like that. I get decent PTO but work piles up way too fucking fast so I'm scared to call out

Damn dude what do you do at work?

Last night I spent two hours working on a man's dick, got covered in blood and piss. Continuous bladder irrigation went wrong, eventually got it going again but my forearms are still sore, going in for another twelve hours now. Nursing was a mistake.

Pretty good actually.

Made at least $250 in commissions alone on top of my $300 base.

Lined up some sweet deals and not once did my boss hassle me for anything.

Finance.
To be fair, I don't know the reason why he committed suicide.

Kek my buddy is getting his BSN in December. He's already told me some pretty horrific stories from his internship/shadowing

bretty gud, cleared a little over $800 today

breddy good
work less hours now and have plenty of time for my side business and just lazing around.
Put extra cash into investments and silver and merch to sell. My job is nice and I'm the only employee. Finally in a comfy place after waging for so many years in high stress retail while being a legit autist and having normies whispering and making fun of me all the time.
Really want to scale my resell biz to make at least 40k per year. Need to stop being so lazy with it.
Hope things get better for you user.

damn son doing what? im fresh out of school and i have no idea what job i want or what i want to do with my life. $800 a day sounds nice

I am unemployed but I spent the whole day lying on psychology questionnaires in hopes of getting a job.
Am I allowed in this thread? I need a wage, bros... I have 1k left to my name and nobody to talk to besides user.

Nice leddit spacing

Chilled online until 4pm and had a conference call with the lawyers, basically said 1 sentence the whole call. All the hard work is done, just ironing out last details.

I just had a mango smoothie and I’m going for a workout soon where there’s some roastie single mom milf that likes to flirt while I’m doing my rings workout. She thinks I’m going to ask her out but my life is perfect without her. She has a fat ass and titties but rather just hire a hooker which is way less hassle.

My life is pretty great right now, better enjoy it while it lasts.

I had a great Monday user, first thing this morning I had to listen to a 45 minute lecture on what kinds of recycling are acceptable to put in the recycling bin because someone put a pizza box in it and those can't be recycled. Then right after that we all received an email about how bad it is to waste company time on things like taking long bathroom breaks.

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>rings workout
gay as fuck

We must work at the same place.