makes me lol every time
Based
Joshua Powell
Ayden Ortiz
C of course
It amuses me to wake early in the morning during rush hour to take out my bike and slow traffic down for the wagies, they should appreciate me giving them more free time in their cars.
Bentley Walker
Rednecks are so based.
Daniel Reyes
>he larps being a NEET on his lunchbreak.
>still less pathetic than actual cyclists.
Liam Scott
I grew up in a country town and by the time I was like 11 I knew I hated "Yuppies". My understanding of "Yuppies" were that they were people from the big city who ate sushi and used cell phones, and who were really stuck up.
Obviously I grew up and now I fucking love sushi, but I wonder where the fuck I got the idea, at such a young age, to hate these people that I had no fucking idea about.
And this is just the same shit. This generations version of that is they "hate hipsters" and hipsters are people that cycle, and drink lattes, and are really stuck up.
But when you come into the city you realise that the people you hate don't hate you back. Hipsters and yuppies are just enjoying shit because it's actually good. Sushi is delicious, cell phones are great, lattes are delicious, riding bikes is great, and the people that are doing that shit aren't thinking "Oh my god I'm so much better than country people in their trucks".
But for some reason the country people have the idea that there's this huge rivalry, or culture war, when the "other side" are literally just doing shit they enjoy without thinking twice about what other people are doing. It's a weird one sided hatred that seems to come from an unjustified insecurity that you're being judged by the people on bikes, when 99% of the time they're just thinking about their bills and their family and all the other shit that everyone thinks about.
Jaxon Cook
based
Cyclists are subhumans.
Caleb Campbell
every motorcyclist i know gets knocked off his bike and sent to hospital at some point
Kayden Nguyen
Ethan Green
realistically speaking this is nigger tier behaviour but i also hate cyclists so its comedy gold
David Moore
post your tits.