>mom found the onahole
>mom thought it was a dildo
>mom said she loves me no matter what
>tfw it's awkward any time I leave my room
>tfw the embarrassment is too intense so now I'm trying to move out of my parent's house
Anyone else this feel?
Mom found the onahole
Cooper Cruz
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Evan Lee
just COOOOOOOOOOOOOM in front of your mother BRO
Nathaniel Carter
buy a tie-dye giant horse dildo to draw attention away from the onahole
Caleb Long
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
and most importantly
FUUUUUUUUCK JANNIES!
Joseph Jenkins
>mom thought it was a dildo
Owen Nelson
>>mom said she loves me no matter what
thats what parents say when they've lost all hope lmao
Jack Sullivan
Did you try calmly explaining that you stick your dick in it and that you ain't no bitch?
Jaxon Lee
>mom thought it was a dildo
Luis Jenkins
I can relate. Thought I had the screenshots still saved on my phone, but I guess I deleted them.
She basically took a picture of them and sent me text with "What's this?" while I was at school, followed by "come home now"
Juan Johnson
It's the worst. It's honestly my fault for not cleaning my room. If I didn't let the trash/pee bottles pile up and start emitting an odor, she would've never cleaned my room when I was out.