>If I didn't let the trash/pee bottles pile up and start emitting an odor
Mom found the onahole
Gabriel Hall
Jace Russell
Nice larp dude. If not, you are a fucking pathetic loser
Luke Evans
imagine peeing directly into a toilet in 2019 lol I'm saving money on my water bill
Dylan Kelly
based
Ryder Phillips
>current year
>not peeing in the sink
Asher Butler
Tell her i love you to while jacking off prove to her your a man.
Mason Turner
>>mom thought it was a dildo
Then assert dominance AND clear up any confusion by showing her how you use it, while staring directly into her eyes the entire time you use it.
Parker Cooper
What do you throw at mommy when she doesn't bring you your tendies on time then?
James Ross
just tell her its for putting your dick in, and if she doesn't believe you then just show her how it works.
Bentley Murphy
Shrimp.