Suprim jentlemen
Will you travel a lot if you make it?
This, everyone from around the globe chimps out over the dumbest shit
no
travelling is for dumb gay babies
im building time machine
He has the most punchable face
Based and comfy
I will snort it all and end up on the streets
>travel
fuck no, the fuck would i do that for? so i get diseased and robbed? the only place im travelling to when i make it is innawoods
either that OR
and this is if i REALLY make
im travelling to a third world shithole like Somalia, Venezuela, or the UK for the sole purpose of conquering territory as a warlord in the absence of a functional government
Go to London
> Ohh wow look at Big Be-
>smushedbytruck.exe or STABBED.COM
Go to Burgerland
>Get shot
>Get robbed, comply with robbers
>still get shot
Go to Eastern Europe
>Get buried alive by mafia
Go to Germany
> Go to jail for visiting the Chans without a vpn
Go to Caribbean
> Get stuck because of hurrican alert
> Find your waifu raped, beaten and murdered by locals
I think I’m going to stay right here in my mommy’s house thank you very much. I’ll just have escorts over when she goes to her therapy sessions (which are fucking bullshit all she does is complain about how my room is such a mess, how I’m such a failure who plays vidya and masturbates all day.)
I WON’T NEED MY CUM SOCKS WHEN MY CRYPTO MOONS BITCH MOMMY, I’ll be able to buy any gf for how many hours I need get stimulate my desensitized cock to the point of orgasm!
Not sloppy seconds on dream girl's corpse
Never gonna make it. #frugalliving
Moar rare Rodgers please user.