If you had the chance to go back and give financial advice to 18 year old you, what would it be?

>muh girls
>muh cars
>muh make it
>muh what if
This. Who the fuck even post in these insecure kid cope threads.

"Dont buy that iPhone 5 ! Instead buy 899€ worth of bitcoin"....
Or make a savings plan on Stocks etfs etc.

"Dont accept that Job Offer" go stay 1 year unemployed with gov gibs and apply for every single other good opportunity....

Mfw stuck in dead end job

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Buy link when it first comes out and sell when it hits $2.00

Stop being a coward and believe in yourself more. Listen to yourself and invest your 10 grand in apple, google and amazon. Don't be a retard and keep the 10 grand rotting in the bank "just in case"!

Stop wasting your computing power torrenting all those anime. Instead, on Feb 2009, go to bitcoin.org and just mine that until you can't anymore.
Also avoid MtGox, BTC-e and Cryptopia.

Sell a lot when Bitcoin first hits $1000, rebuy at $200, sell at $18000, rebuy at $4000.

And buy Ethereum at ICO, and sell at 0.2 or any ratio above 0.15.