Brit/pol/ - Man falls asleep in elevator edition

>THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY

>NEW POLL:
TORIES: 43%
LABOUR: 39%
LIB DEMS: 8%
UKIP: 3%
GREENS: 2%

>CORBYNISTA FAKE NEWS ABOUT LABOUR MEMBERSHIP SURGE RETWEETED THOUSANDS OF TIMES
order-order.com/2018/03/28/corbynista-fake-news-labour-membership-surge-retweeted-thousands-times/

>Remainers Are 'Cave Dwellers' Says Jacob Rees-Mogg
uk.news.yahoo.com/remainers-apos-cave-dwellers-apos-124256434.html

>Mail's petition to give the contract for the UK's new blue passport to a British firm tops 185,000 signatures
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5537713

>Crackers NUS Conference Occupies Itself
order-order.com/2018/03/28/crackers-nus-conference-occupies/

>Corbyn is a member of two more anti-Semitic Facebook groups
order-order.com/2018/03/28/corbyn-is-member-of-two-more-anti-semitic-facebook-groups/

>'Is the EU trying to make Brexit impossible?' FURIOUS British MEP rips into Commission
express.co.uk/news/uk/938212/

>Why do politicians refuse to tell it how it is on immigration?
spectator.co.uk/2018/03/why-do-politicians-refuse-to-tell-it-how-it-is-on-immigration/

>What do people think about Brexit?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43573879

>Councils 'have no choice' but to raise tax bills
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43573871

>'Youngest councillor' dies suddenly aged 21
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-43566428

>Maths professor works out it'll cost you £774 to fill up your Panini World Cup sticker book
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5554897/

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What do you lads think of my fresh OC?

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>165839178(((you)))

mummy would be proud

found the corbynite

shit is this another threading staring only pube and lulu?

>fucks up a simple reply

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fuck this shit

>corbynite
faggot

>Theresa May sending anyone back

If anything she should be holding a little brown man and should be saying
"YOU HAVE TO BE LET IN"

>being this retarded

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found the russian?
idk what you think you are pube

make that yourself?

>he couldn't be bothered to read the source

but my money is on corbynite

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Piss off mate.

no

Thoughts on Mr Blobby?

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is he white?

The absolute thingy o this wotsit

tv licence evader

Yeah nothing ever gets accomplished in these threads besides /jp/-tier shitposting. Stop making them.

Utter fucking state of Shit/pol/ and its inhabitants.

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Pink with blotchy skin. White by n*rthern standards.

Do fuck off, yank.

PISS. OFF.

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he fookin luvd da footie he did.

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Imperial Leather

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This.

Are we going to ignore the fact that Corbyn indirectly named the jew? They're not showing the Mural on the BBC because it literally shows what Jow Forums has believed.

is that a young ngubu

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Would Hitchens still like AE Housman if he knew he was gay?
>youtu.be/9nbQPZ-k9_Y

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no, we just aren't going to LARP like a pathetic virgin.

>not washing yourself with a big ol' slab of carbolic
The utter state of you lads.

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Thats grosse, peter

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youtube.com/watch?v=oL-uQqQxlJ8

you now remember jess phillips laughed at male suicide rates

Brit/pol/ and it's state can be directly correlated to the state of the country at large.

but largely its virgin and cowardly inhabitants.

>giving pube (you)'s

JUST FUCKING STOP ANY TIME.

If you don't use carbolic soap you're not trad. Are you not trad, user?

This.

Holy shit. 18 seconds in:

>"Hello My Blobby!"
>"Shut the fuck up yardie vermin"

How did Blobby get away with it? Different time?

Because I liked you better
Than suits a man to say
It irked you, and I promised
To throw the thought away.

To put the world between us
We parted, stiff and dry;
Goodbye, said you, forget me.
I will, no fear, said I.

If here, where clover whitens
The dead man's knoll, you pass,
And no tall flower to meet you
Starts in the trefoiled grass,

Halt by the headstone naming
The heart no longer stirred,
And say the lad that loved you
Was one that kept his word.

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the phrase "fuck off" is like half this entire thread

kek get out of my blog. the utter fucking state of you.

Owned.

How many of you virgins own 7 cars, 2 estates and a helicopter?

youtube.com/watch?v=wBgaznKBynE

FOOKIN 'ELL.

Always told ya' Corbyn was our fookin' lad. Fookin' stickin' up for da werkin class 'nd keepin rayciss scum from insultin' our Ngubu and Mbwembe.
Propa bri'ish footbal shud show raycism the red fookin card. 'yer fookin out lad if i catch yer fookin takin' the piss out of Ngubu i'll fookin' deck ya, fookin cunt.

oooh Jereeemmmy Corbynnnnn fookin' you tell 'em lads.
kick out fookin racism, like?

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we need more women in the coalmines. the coalmines are very patriarchal and we need the government to fix that by force. forcibly send women off to the coalmines. do it for equality.

not you

>p**rfag coping mechanisms
Aww, poor baby ;(

post bank balance
or the keys to the cars you own

The theme makes me think more of 1960s grocery shopping than being in an elevator.

youtube.com/watch?v=U-WzMovyzUA

Theresa May is travelling around the UK today to celebrate her shit Brexit deal, lads. It will be tragic if the day ends without her being egged.

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you have coal in the netherlands?
we have mostly done our coal
by the time if becomes profitable again it will be robots digging it
actually that's good
robot operator is an okay job for a lass

Already have ;)

Oh who is that young sinner with the handcuffs on his wrists?
And what has he been after that they groan and shake their fists?
And wherefore is he wearing such a conscience-stricken air?
Oh they're taking him to prison for the colour of his hair.

'Tis a shame to human nature, such a head of hair as his;
In the good old time 'twas hanging for the colour that it is;
Though hanging isn't bad enough and flaying would be fair
For the nameless and abominable colour of his hair.

Oh a deal of pains he's taken and a pretty price he's paid
To hide his poll or dye it of a mentionable shade;
But they've pulled the beggar's hat off for the world to see and stare,
And they're haling him to justice for the colour of his hair.

Now 'tis oakum for his fingers and the treadmill for his feet
And the quarry-gang on Portland in the cold and in the heat,
And between his spells of labour in the time he has to spare
He can curse the God that made him for the colour of his hair.

-A.E. Housman

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I've had 4 boyfriends this month.

sure, post it again then

>Wanting to egg the best prime minister we have had since the days of David Cameron.

traitors out desu
go egg boris or someone
not the pm

are you a woman now king?
or a homo like the rest of the cow?

The state doesn't allow me to own a bank account.

I'm a female, I always was one as far as I'm aware.

Why is Edward VII so overlooked in history? Rumoured to have plotted WWI along with the Rosicrucians, Elders of Zion and Grey Aliens in a secret plot for British world domination. Unfortunately died before his dream could be realised.

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with red toenails?

Are you Remainers or Pakis?
Certainly not fucking British that's for sure.

Black right now. I know the picture you mean.

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This whole thread has been reported for hate crime.
Have fun in prison stinking anglos

Britain wasn't very PC until about the mid-90s onwards.

>two "piss offs"
>one "fuck off"
They weren't lying about American maths being shit. Blimey.

>Unfortunately died before his dream could be realised
His dream WAS realized. Unfortunately for the brits, their jewish masters don't like sharing power

anglos did nothing wrong

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that egg is the best prime minister we've had in a while

you're a moron
you think making the pm look weak helps britain?
think why i called you traitor

He was a British ultra-imperialist and wanted the whole world to be under British control. When he died, seems like the Jews were granted too much power and the plan shifted to Jewish world domination.

Biggest mistake was to involve the Jews at all desu.

Nice

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trust me nobody can make theresa look any weaker

kek what a mad lad

Start buying guns.

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F

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ERM ROOSHINS DIDN'T ATTACK US. A GIT ME NEWS FRUM UNBIASED SOURCES LOIKE RT ND INFOWARS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

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>Dear white people, stop saying ‘Ni Hao’ to every East Asian student you see
thetab.com/uk/cardiff/2018/03/26/dear-white-people-stop-saying-ni-hao-to-every-east-asian-student-you-see-34266


Well Brit/pol/, what do you have to say

>Most incompetent person in government
>Capitulates to all of the EU's demands
>Wants to effectively keep us still in the EU until 2021 while allowing open borders and forsaking our fishing waters,
>You: don't make her look weak

Real traitors like and support Remainer May (you).

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dear chinks. stop being noisy cunts filling up british unis

Wouldnt mind seeing May trying to throw a couple of jabs at a member of the public

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BBC News, Telford.

dumb frogposter

*breaks wrists and commie bacelet*

I've never heard that expression in my life. Wish they'd stop assuming I'm familiar with all this darkie-speak.

...

Uk politics is seriously fucked.
> Tories or labour? No? Well how about lib dems? NO!? UKIP? What are you a fucking racist or something? They are irrelevant anyways and don't have what it takes to create your racist white supremacist society anyways!

Lads I am a fenian from NI and even I am concerned now for aul England. The pen is not working. Yis don't even get a pen. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!

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It's Mandarin for "Hello". Not slang.

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>The pen is not working. Yis don't even get a pen.


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