Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Awoo Edition

Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174975466/Carles-Puigdemont-Mehrheit-der-Deutschen-lehnt-seine-Auslieferung-ab.html
zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2018-03/bundesinnenministerium-horst-seehofer-staatssekretaere-maenner

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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diepresse.com/home/innenpolitik/5363952/Kern_Ein-Burschenschafter-kann-in-der-SPOe-keinen-Platz-haben
archive.is/LxAUA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Bolshevism
youtube.com/watch?v=k-_7TaYb-mI
youtube.com/watch?v=V3DLJWq5iLc
pr1gramm.com/new/2466982
twitter.com/hhanburg/status/979467930214772737
youtube.com/watch?v=Vv-wq-prqNk
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Bomp

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Bump. Zweiter für den Führer.

Fucking captcha

I'm currently reading the little book "Neue Weltordnung"
by Manfred Kleine-Hartlage.

Other books on my bed stand are: "Kulturbruch 86",
"Der Selbstmord Europas", and "Das Dschihad-system"

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Tay is suspiciously absent today. Think the Verfassungsschutz took him down finally? Must have been an awesome last stand...

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ndr.de/nachrichten/niedersachsen/hannover_weser-leinegebiet/Messerangriff-Opfer-ausser-Lebensgefahr,burgwedel134.html

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First for amis raus

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This is Austrian Socialist Rudi Fussi, you can find him on Twitter as @rudifussi

For the past months the left has been shilling hard against the german style Frats and their alleged influence in politics.

kurier.at/politik/inland/kern-burschenschaften-ein-geheimbund-der-staat-unterwandert/311.842.103

diepresse.com/home/innenpolitik/5363952/Kern_Ein-Burschenschafter-kann-in-der-SPOe-keinen-Platz-haben

This pic shows Rudi being a member of one of these “bad” fraternities. What hypocrites.

Spread it.

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Nah I'm still alive, also my house is booby trapped, they would stand no chance

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What is the most destructive force in the universe to civilizations? Is it plague? Earthquakes? Nuclear weapons? Or comet strikes? No, the world's best mathematicians, philosophers and thinkers have narrowed it down to one single group of men responsible for almost all conquest of modern civilizations: ANGLO Men.

Upon entering a new country, ANGLO man's first move is to demand tributes (welfare money) from the host-servants (tax-paying aryan bois) who usually give in due to the ANGLO man's powerful natural alpha persuasion, then once they have established themselves financially, ANGLO men begin pumping semen inside of the local aryan female population to create racebastards who in turn help take over the rest of the nation for them. So far no European country has been able to withstand the ANGLO onslaught and they are well on their way to becoming of the ANGLO sphere.

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...good, I had already assumed the worst.

Although, did not somebody here propose as of late that we need our own Horst Wessel? You would have become a true martyr, bro! They would have written songs about you (with catchy Marschmusik tune)!

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has 1500/month on whores user been around?

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>did not somebody here propose as of late that we need our own Horst Wessel?
That was me but I would prefer not become a martyr myself.

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archive.is/LxAUA

Seems like (((The Economist))) is scared of white people gathering and defending their race,culture and identity.

Don’t let this one go to waste kiddos

We Burgers love you poor Eurofags

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Nobody cares about him

>Other books on my bed stand are: "Kulturbruch 86",
Sounds interesting. What happened 86?
One of the books I keep next to my bed since I was 18 is Emil Franzels "Geschichte des deutschen Volkes".
Aged not that well but I like the old fashioned, unneutral writing style.

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>dumb germans want cheap labor because greed
>let's bait some suckers
>millions of them keep pouring
>the lemmings start to sense something is not right
>retarded leadership decides to throw them a bone
>only 200.000/year, i swear.
>the lemmings are satisfied
>the end

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Damn, totally nailed it with that one then ;)

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What a joke. I'd pretty much prefer a good, old Schauprozess.

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>btw 40k Steilvorlage

FÜR DEN IMPERATOR!!!

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>The IM does not endorse parties. Instead it stages politically charged stunts, such as disrupting a play by a Jewish playwright with refugee actors in Vienna.
Oy veh they shut it down!
>In the social-media channels where identitarians congregate, on Twitter, Gab and 8 chan, a pseudo-movement calling itself NazBol has popped up
Bad research, even Wikipedia knows better.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Bolshevism
>Much more important is how identitarian language migrates from these fringe groups towards the political centre.
Zeitgeist is a bitch, isn't it?

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>refugees
>working

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Hr is no longer a member of SPÖ

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>Department of War is bigger than the parliament
oh shit

Sry, I made a mistake, I meant to wrote "Kulturbruch 68"
It deals with the revolution of the left in Germany
and the aftermath influence in different areas.

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I want Sippenhaftung and I want it now!

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>Only in death does duty end
>Steilvorlage
This image just belongs here.

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Wasn't he a little too shooty for a Khorne's tastes?

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>dumb germans want cheap labor because greed
If it was about cheap labour they would have just harvested eastern and southern Europe.
What we have right now is way more sinister.
youtube.com/watch?v=k-_7TaYb-mI

>twins they were?

No matter ... we endure!

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>more so than punishing this guy we need faster integration
>for example teaching the dinduus that in Germany stabing innocent stranger to death on the street is NOT okay
>to be honest it will take some time
>we have to take responsibility
>he just stabbed her once a little then ran away
>6 months to seven years jail possible
>SIX MONTHS
>up to five years for posting a picture with your dog raising his paw the wrong way
REEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>fugees
>labor

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Okay.
I thought there was some gamechanger in 86 I missed.
>It deals with the revolution of the left in Germany
and the aftermath influence in different areas.
I fucking hate those 68 faggots and everything they did.
Please give me a quick rundown on the 68 hippies in Switzerland.

have you already seen the stabbers brother?
youtube.com/watch?v=V3DLJWq5iLc

Here in Austria all they accomplished was publicly shitting into the Auditrium Maximum. Maybe they had tried to emulate Diogenes, what do I know ... should have brought a chicken instead.

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anders is ready for round 2

>needs more dakka then

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>publicly shitting into the Auditrium Maximum.
Oh, how I wished this was some weird austrian metaphor.
Fuck Google for telling me the truth.

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Happening in Hamburg or just hunting Antifa or sprayers? Nothing on Twitter yet.
pr1gramm.com/new/2466982
1=0

first tweet
twitter.com/hhanburg/status/979467930214772737

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probably an ISIS member

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Authorization required?

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let's hope so

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replace 1 with 0

stop shitting up the thread

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One short question: If you were able to post mutiple pictures in one post, would you still answer each taypost or would you give each poster his own reply?

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Cannot unsee, eh? ;)

If we Austrians do something, we do it 'thoroughly'

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>alpträumen

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They are a way for subvention.
Literally the perfect consumer class.
Give them 600€ and they will instantly use it on useless shit, while a german would would use half of it and save up the rest for worse times.

This ponzi scheme will blow up right in their face though, as the whole system colopses in a few years when the refugees outbreed the native population.

Jedem das seine.

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The eternal mimimi.

Danke für die Erinnerung, muss morgen nochmal in die Arbeit ... weiß echt nicht, wie mich das jetzt frei machen soll.

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Now I hope for a happening even more so that I can make these tweets to propaganda.

>Danke für die Erinnerung, muss morgen nochmal in die Arbeit ... weiß echt nicht, wie mich das jetzt frei machen soll.
youtube.com/watch?v=Vv-wq-prqNk

Stirb!

Why did you stop before step 6.000.001?

Na geh pflanz mi net a nu. Mog net morgn...

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Du machst die Arbeit und wir machen frei

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They really think they were the victims of the police at G20.

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>Damn it, Franz-Pepperl, the Saupreißn did find out what 'Owezahrer' means in Austrian. Shut it down!!

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Pic related might be Bavarian but it fits my current mood and as an Upper Austrian I claim common heritage...

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checked
Ich weiß was du meinst, die ordinäre Aufdringlichkeit des Tages wirkt wie Hohn angesichts der aristokratischen Schönheit der Nacht und trotzdem, verzage nicht mein alpiner Freund, morgen sehen wir uns wieder und besprechen die Auswirkungen von universitären Kotbatzen auf die Gegenwart.
Bis dahin gehab dich wohl und gute Nacht.
Isch jonn jätz schlofe.

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>Please give me a quick rundown on the 68 hippies in Switzerland.
I guess the most significant achievement was to introduce the "Frauenstimmrecht" in 1971 ;-)

Eeew AfD

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>Sellner bodylanguage

the guy is such a beta cuck

you love the wrong eurofags, mutt

Bist du das?

focus.de/kultur/kino_tv/buelent-ceylan-comedy-star-spielt-kino-hauptrolle-und-rechnet-mit-politikern-ab_id_8685525.html

Jo, des wär mal ein intressantes Thema! Dir auch a guade!

>buelent-ceylan-comedy-star
Too degenerate, but his hair is pretty nice

>the guy is such a beta cuck
>onein sie schieben mich aus Engeland ab
>mfw

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>his hair is pretty nice
fag

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>political censorship is great
t. commie fag

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>Ab Donnerstag geht der Comedian neue Wege - sein erster Spielfilm "Verpiss dich, Schneewittchen!" startet in den Kinos.

how edgy and subversive

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>censorship
Aaw poor neonazi cannot abused a country's tradition thing to rile up against brown people

>Sellner
>neonazi
are you drunk again Sören?

>brown people

>he thinks he will be spared because he is a lapdog to his own oppressors.

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I demand the donkey!!

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Wir Grussen die Patrioten in Cottbuss

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kys

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>spared
Please, do spare me the LARPing

I-ah-i-ah

Der Bergdeutsche wieder!

Are you that same sick lefty from a couple of days ago? If yes then why the flag change?

Why not

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Was findet ihr schlimmer?
Die Zeit
oder
Süddeutsche?

I don't think you know what LARPing means.
you need a spanking

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