I'm on a police station in Czech Republic, what am I supposed to do?

You're doing a AMA with the police.

Bite your arm to the point where the blood is coming out and draw a swastika with the blood, then take a picture. Gl bro

kek

Bruh I'm sitting here with the guy, who got beaten up. He's totally fucked. I'm drunk af

pic of your bro
>was it muzzies?

y u let him get beat up? some kinda friend u r

Is this enough?

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no, I told you to salute Führer out loud while taking piss in a corner

Bruh he got beaten up, cuz I got fucked up.

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>LIVING THE MEME

I can't breathe

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Is this enough? Can't take a piss tho.

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>being so drunk you can't draw a swastika

nice lad

he doesn't look beaten up. Also who assaulted him?

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Shut the fuck up

Why are you there in the first place?
I swear all czech posters have autism.

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Yes thank you, I'll see if I'm able to find your Linkedin by end of tomorrow night

Blood is cleaned up, but he got fucked up by 2 junkies

>someone on Jow Forums having linkedin

Search up marschiert in feindesland lyrics and start singing it. Put your phone somewhere and record the audio, then upload it to youtube tomorrow.

I'm a witness and the damaged person. It started, couz one of the junkies took my cig, so I told him to go fuck himself, but he fucked me up, so my bro stood up for me.

Start a fire. It very cold in Czech Republic. You will be many hero. Get many sexes.

kill yourself

They are hearing me up, bro

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take off your pants and start fingering your asshole like a girl.... they'll bring you to the hospital...
do the same thing there...

once in route, barrell roll out..

Very good. That's the right way to tell the police how tall those junkies were.

Bruh wtf

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>this thread

So you guys both got your asses kicked by a junkie and now you're about to be arrested for nazi propaganda; well done op, you've officially had the worst night of my life

Search for some porn... quickly!

These niggas

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>ywn go out for drinks with your based autistic czechbros
why live

the fuck did i just read

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I'm still wondering why I didn't die during the holocaust

BLAST ERIKA EAR RAPE OMG LMAO

>being a snitch

Snitches get stitches, cunt.

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Kill me please

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Nice hat, you truly are the perfect material for late night trip to the police station. For fuck sake this is hilarious.

because your parents hadn't been born yet?

Tell them hitler did nothing wrong

tell them you know Stipe Miocic and if your friend doesn't get some justice there's gonna be hell to pay

When u too fucked up to even write

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Who the fuck is Stipe Miocic?

pull down your pants and leave them a nice steamy shit

Where did this happen OP? What city?

One of your Czech brothers

Havlíčkův Brod, nigga

nevermind i think he's croatian

Don't get me fucked up by CZ media pls. No raid, guys. Just an innocent drunk person

ask em if they need any help "cleaning up the streets" and wink like a weirdo

>t. nigger that is about to get genocided

Raid Ratay and steal some guards armor. Sell it to the Miller.

>what even

Yummy

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MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Who would even want to do something with CZ media? Those fuckers are full of shit even without a story about some drunk person being edgy at the police station.

>ywn be handcuffed and used by a Czech milf cop

I'm sorry, my other Czech comrade

Ask if she will kiss your friend better.

>mommy

>when you get interrogated by a Czech milf officer

>crossed legs
>boner status : not visible

kek
looks like the house i buy weed from

>Czech milf
You should try flirting a little user, what could happen?

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself

go back to america you swine stay in your containment country reported to the czech police for being a mutt

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Pls be calm Ahmed. Go throw some grenades or something.

hail hortler

stand up, click your heels to attention, and raise your right arm shouting "SIEG HEIL"

Too late OP is probably already tamed by milf officer.

ask the guards if they can cache a small czech

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>Havlíčkův Brod
Kek, I lived like 17 kilometers from there. Didn't know there were any other Vysočina anons.

I'm not dead yet! It's OK, she's not that raw xD that junkie, who attacked me just passed by. He's got 6 missing front teeth xD some guy called Brož

But make sure you have enough money in your account before you write it out.

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I'm going to die..

>Brož
Well, I was expecting that name to be something like Gajdoš or so.

This. Also ask everyone there for their papers

Pull up your pants or volunteer for punishment.

>this thread
What have I done....

lmao u seem mad geek rn just fuck with the cops

>ausfag
>promoting criminal behavior
huge surprise

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Still not letting me go.... Fuck...

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inject dick in vagina and thrust

Show this photo to the pretty police lady.

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If I'll show anything to her, she will make me a suspect for sharing of private information xD

You asked about ww3 before, in another thread

your cock, is it nice to look at or no?

Hile hortler

take our dick out and scream hail hitler

> Junkies
Your friend now has HIV and/or hep C

ps if you wanna leave quickly piss yourself