/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CONFUSION INTENSIFIES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts NCAA 2017 Champs AL Crimsom Tide 4/10/18
youtu.be/_PAoxlheyVs
>Pres Trump meets w/Qatar Emir 4/10/18
youtu.be/8ixvNi81skc
>UNSC meeting on Syrian Crisis (full) 4/10/18
youtu.be/Y-Xz9XcsfFY
>USTransCom Cmdr Gen McDew @Senate on budget 4/10/18
c-span.org/video/?443775-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/10/18
youtu.be/Z4vpU9rhn6c
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/10/18
c-span.org/video/?443837-1/
>Pres Trump comments on FBI raid on his lawyer 4/9/18
youtu.be/vk9dMICMQwg
>Pres Trump holds cabinet meeting 4/9/18
youtu.be/R4ciDJHcomU
>FLotUS Melania listening sessions w/middle schoolers 4/9/18
youtu.be/jbF_vyVLpSE
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis comments on Syria attack 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443755-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/9/18
youtu.be/nKCFW-taCzI
>CommSec Wilburine @Heritage Foundation 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443644-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Trade Tariffs 4/9/18
c-span.org/video/?443761-1/
>EnergySec Perry on Cyber Defense 4/9/18
youtu.be/0tq4XUpsmEw
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/9/18
youtu.be/eXlKInAMfws
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #50 4/7/18
youtu.be/l5LwnDv9SuQ
>Pres Trump on Bernie&Sid Show (radio) 4/6/18
ogpodcastnetwork.com/episode/president-trump-on-the-bernie-and-sid-show/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis on border security 4/6/18
youtu.be/Edrn1-7plP4

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MAGA

CIA niggers are out in force tonight it seems. Mods are acting quick AF though which is nice. Faster than I can even report.

JUST GOT HOME CAN I GET A SHILLCON REPORT

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So we got buttmad Syrians and the CIA spamming now. Just nice.

I'm nervous

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The shills can't stop this war

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THERE COULD BE NIGGERS WHO GLOW IN THE DARK ITT RIGHT NOW!!!

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A hard shilling tonight friends.

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SHILLCON 3 with CIA niggers posting pizza.

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>all this shilling and screeching

Endless cycle.

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CP and /sg/

This is an assad thread now, Post dem rare assads

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STOP REPLYING TO NAMEFAGS.
STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.

Honestly, you're only encouraging these losers even if the bait is delicious.

Thanks for baking, brother

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>cp posting

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Same.
And clopping in the dark.

They must be babysitting us.

GOOD EVENING FREN
MANY SHILL
R-RUNNING LOW ON TENDIES OVER

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>CIAniggers posting CP
3... pushing 2.
They know about Tucker time.

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REPORT ALL PIZZA

TURN 4GOY X OFF AS IT CACHES IMAGES

we will raise this flag over tel aviv and the white house

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It seems an attack on Syria is imminent

Ted swiping through Tinder for some prime Capitol Hill pussy.

Think he got any matches?

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This is not awoo.

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thanks, I'm ready to smack dat report button

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>great day at school
>just picked up the hat
>come back to CIA shit

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>TRUMP'S ORDERING AIRSTRIKES AGAIN!
>He is?!
>...NO, BUT ARE WE GONNA WAIT UNTIL HE DOES?!

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All Arabs and CIAniggers need to be permabanned.
It gets old.

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>yfw you feel nothing about cp
Life has made me emotionally dead it seems.

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Why can't Trump just ignore the irrelevant shit that happens in Syria and fucking focus instead of running around like his head is on fire whenever the jihadis fake a gas attack?

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Cant wait to get tucked, yesterday was pure kino

How goes the ZUCC senate hearing anons?

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They usually hang around after the first CP poster gets reported

>implying he isn't sexting Cory Chase

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You have been visited by the hostile jellyfish of Central Intelligence. Unwanted pizza will flood your doorstep, unless you post "Shoo shoo, spooks!"

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Were there 3 things in there? Did user's present get through? WHAT WAS IN THE BOX?! I HAVE TO KNOW

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>Ted's face when he sees a MILF

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I didn't have the pleasure of watching but from what I've read he got buttraped by both parties.

You know on one hand, I get there is a lot of trolling going on. On the other hand however, combined with the constant flow of random fake twitter accounts on threads with 300 replies of spam, actual Islamistics, pedos, leftists lumped in for convenience and people being converted to Islam, this is the worst Jow Forums has been in a long time because "Trump said a thing" 3 days ago.

>167591611
>the white house
Even Tojo and Hitler knew better than that to invade us.

AAAAAAH

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>>just picked up the hat

Nice.

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better than feeling something else

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PAKI

That was back before you were white. Now that you are only 56% this will be so much easier

fixed

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We'll have our team get back to you on that.

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I honestly think he's just setting everything up for others to do the bombing instead of us.

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My first instinct is to groan over having to submit a report. It's all so tiresome.

He ended up looking slimier than ever.

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>go to thedonald
>look at threads
>not a single syrian war thread


are trump supporters the goodest of the goyim?

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Did (((they))) really abandon ZUCC as the scapegoat?

It was miraculous.

See example for this type of garbage.

I know its pretty great funposting all around

That opening monologue was a thing of beauty.

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LET'S DO THIS, LADS

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>167591848
300 million guns. Only so many Semities.

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r the cuckold loves their CP and their war for jews

>he thinks it's easier now that his eternal enemy inhabits all 50 states of the union
No, you should stick to the UK.

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Yes, two stickers, and a little "awoo!" written on a piece of paper inside a glass trinklet

CBSA must have been so confused when they opened the box (which they did)

Right? Wore it right out of the post office

He sat on a booster seat like a big boy! pic related

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Apparently so, yes. His 2020 ambitions are effectively dead in any event.

>holding off until further evidence is collected

> Want to get on Tinder
> Requires mandatory Facebook connection

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Durbin went after him pretty good
>would you be comfortable telling us the hotel you stayed in last night? how bout who you've texted?

YES

Kek. Getting primary feels!

Does this look like some kind of White House complaints department or something?

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that's fucking ridiculous, embarrassing really

Mutts and negroids can't aim for shit. Have you seen your own drive by videos?

this is literally what Jow Forums is now utter shit. everyone acting like teenage girl because something is happening and it might not go there way but if it does then they wont even think about it again

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My impression was that they fished for soundbites to sound tough but didn't really want to do anything about it. Democratic reps in particular didn't ask him about the issue so much as demand he support whatever pet bill they had that he hadn't read.

Literally who?

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I get paid to post here.

> awoo Laura is best Awoo and Best Laura

lel
you're on some mountie list now for terrorism

Shoo, shoo, spooks.

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It's not fair!

>commie
>payment
pick one

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Shoo shoo spooks!

nice customs give you much trouble?

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no need to panic if any anons accidentally clicked cia shit. First just delete your browsing data and then carry on as normal and REPORT. Fucking John Podesta needs to be banned from the internet

Made me chuckle

>she will never end her Friday show saying "awoo y'all, see you next week"

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Not enough for the amount of time you spend here.


Glenn Greenwald coming up next on Tucker, should be good.

kek lauren you wear the most ridiculous outfits.

Shoo shoo, spooks!

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Those faggots have been compromised for some time now, haven't they?
Baaahahahahaha

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Dammit I was gonna write up a shitpost about the hat but misclicked

It's Reddit mate. They don't discuss controversy, they downvote it and ban their way out of disagreements.

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My dad's on Tinder and he doesn't have Facebook.

>This thread

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