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April 11, 2018 - 00:26
CIA niggers are out in force tonight it seems. Mods are acting quick AF though which is nice. Faster than I can even report.
April 11, 2018 - 00:27
JUST GOT HOME CAN I GET A SHILLCON REPORT
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April 11, 2018 - 00:27
So we got buttmad Syrians and the CIA spamming now. Just nice.
April 11, 2018 - 00:27
I'm nervous
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
The shills can't stop this war
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
THERE COULD BE NIGGERS WHO GLOW IN THE DARK ITT RIGHT NOW!!!
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
A hard shilling tonight friends.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
SHILLCON 3 with CIA niggers posting pizza.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
>all this shilling and screeching
Endless cycle.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
This is an assad thread now, Post dem rare assads
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
STOP REPLYING TO NAMEFAGS. STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.
Honestly, you're only encouraging these losers even if the bait is delicious.
April 11, 2018 - 00:28
Thanks for baking, brother
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
>cp posting
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April 11, 2018 - 00:28
Same. And clopping in the dark.
April 11, 2018 - 00:28
They must be babysitting us.
April 11, 2018 - 00:29
GOOD EVENING FREN MANY SHILL R-RUNNING LOW ON TENDIES OVER
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
>CIAniggers posting CP 3... pushing 2. They know about Tucker time.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
REPORT ALL PIZZA
TURN 4GOY X OFF AS IT CACHES IMAGES
April 11, 2018 - 00:29
we will raise this flag over tel aviv and the white house
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
It seems an attack on Syria is imminent
April 11, 2018 - 00:29
Ted swiping through Tinder for some prime Capitol Hill pussy.
Think he got any matches?
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
This is not awoo.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
thanks, I'm ready to smack dat report button
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
>great day at school >just picked up the hat >come back to CIA shit
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
>TRUMP'S ORDERING AIRSTRIKES AGAIN! >He is?! >...NO, BUT ARE WE GONNA WAIT UNTIL HE DOES?!
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
All Arabs and CIAniggers need to be permabanned. It gets old.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:29
>yfw you feel nothing about cp Life has made me emotionally dead it seems.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
Why can't Trump just ignore the irrelevant shit that happens in Syria and fucking focus instead of running around like his head is on fire whenever the jihadis fake a gas attack?
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
Cant wait to get tucked, yesterday was pure kino
April 11, 2018 - 00:30
How goes the ZUCC senate hearing anons?
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
They usually hang around after the first CP poster gets reported
April 11, 2018 - 00:30
>implying he isn't sexting Cory Chase
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
You have been visited by the hostile jellyfish of Central Intelligence. Unwanted pizza will flood your doorstep, unless you post "Shoo shoo, spooks!"
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
Were there 3 things in there? Did user's present get through? WHAT WAS IN THE BOX?! I HAVE TO KNOW
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
>Ted's face when he sees a MILF
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
I didn't have the pleasure of watching but from what I've read he got buttraped by both parties.
April 11, 2018 - 00:30
You know on one hand, I get there is a lot of trolling going on. On the other hand however, combined with the constant flow of random fake twitter accounts on threads with 300 replies of spam, actual Islamistics, pedos, leftists lumped in for convenience and people being converted to Islam, this is the worst Jow Forums has been in a long time because "Trump said a thing" 3 days ago.
April 11, 2018 - 00:30
>167591611 >the white house Even Tojo and Hitler knew better than that to invade us.
April 11, 2018 - 00:30
AAAAAAH
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April 11, 2018 - 00:30
>>just picked up the hat
Nice.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:31
better than feeling something else
April 11, 2018 - 00:31
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April 11, 2018 - 00:31
That was back before you were white. Now that you are only 56% this will be so much easier
April 11, 2018 - 00:31
fixed
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April 11, 2018 - 00:31
We'll have our team get back to you on that.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:31
I honestly think he's just setting everything up for others to do the bombing instead of us.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:31
My first instinct is to groan over having to submit a report. It's all so tiresome.
April 11, 2018 - 00:31
He ended up looking slimier than ever.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:31
>go to thedonald >look at threads >not a single syrian war thread
are trump supporters the goodest of the goyim?
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April 11, 2018 - 00:32
Did (((they))) really abandon ZUCC as the scapegoat?
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
See example for this type of garbage.
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
I know its pretty great funposting all around
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
That opening monologue was a thing of beauty.
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
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April 11, 2018 - 00:32
LET'S DO THIS, LADS
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April 11, 2018 - 00:32
>167591848 300 million guns. Only so many Semities.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:32
r the cuckold loves their CP and their war for jews
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
>he thinks it's easier now that his eternal enemy inhabits all 50 states of the union No, you should stick to the UK.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:32
Yes, two stickers, and a little "awoo!" written on a piece of paper inside a glass trinklet
CBSA must have been so confused when they opened the box (which they did)
Right? Wore it right out of the post office
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
He sat on a booster seat like a big boy! pic related
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April 11, 2018 - 00:32
Apparently so, yes. His 2020 ambitions are effectively dead in any event.
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
>holding off until further evidence is collected
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
> Want to get on Tinder > Requires mandatory Facebook connection
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April 11, 2018 - 00:32
Durbin went after him pretty good >would you be comfortable telling us the hotel you stayed in last night? how bout who you've texted?
April 11, 2018 - 00:32
Kek. Getting primary feels!
April 11, 2018 - 00:33
Does this look like some kind of White House complaints department or something?
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April 11, 2018 - 00:33
that's fucking ridiculous, embarrassing really
April 11, 2018 - 00:33
Mutts and negroids can't aim for shit. Have you seen your own drive by videos?
April 11, 2018 - 00:33
this is literally what Jow Forums is now utter shit. everyone acting like teenage girl because something is happening and it might not go there way but if it does then they wont even think about it again
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April 11, 2018 - 00:33
My impression was that they fished for soundbites to sound tough but didn't really want to do anything about it. Democratic reps in particular didn't ask him about the issue so much as demand he support whatever pet bill they had that he hadn't read.
April 11, 2018 - 00:33
Literally who?
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April 11, 2018 - 00:33
> awoo Laura is best Awoo and Best Laura
April 11, 2018 - 00:33
lel you're on some mountie list now for terrorism
April 11, 2018 - 00:33
Shoo, shoo, spooks.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:33
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April 11, 2018 - 00:34
nice customs give you much trouble?
April 11, 2018 - 00:34
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April 11, 2018 - 00:34
no need to panic if any anons accidentally clicked cia shit. First just delete your browsing data and then carry on as normal and REPORT. Fucking John Podesta needs to be banned from the internet
Made me chuckle
April 11, 2018 - 00:34
>she will never end her Friday show saying "awoo y'all, see you next week"
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April 11, 2018 - 00:34
Not enough for the amount of time you spend here.
Glenn Greenwald coming up next on Tucker, should be good.
April 11, 2018 - 00:34
kek lauren you wear the most ridiculous outfits.
April 11, 2018 - 00:34
Shoo shoo, spooks!
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April 11, 2018 - 00:34
Those faggots have been compromised for some time now, haven't they? Baaahahahahaha
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April 11, 2018 - 00:34
Dammit I was gonna write up a shitpost about the hat but misclicked
April 11, 2018 - 00:34
It's Reddit mate. They don't discuss controversy, they downvote it and ban their way out of disagreements.
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April 11, 2018 - 00:34
My dad's on Tinder and he doesn't have Facebook.
April 11, 2018 - 00:34
>This thread
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April 11, 2018 - 00:35