How's it going lads?
A comfy thread to discuss the upcoming war and how you're coping. Don't worry, we all die together.
Where's everyone from?
Comfy WW3 Thread
Luke Carter
Jacob Foster
Nathaniel Smith
I'm comfy af. Where the French lads at. United once again against evil. WW3 when
Elijah Adams
South Yorkshire here
What’s the best way to maximise my chances of being killed by a nuke?
Joshua Ross
See you on the front lines soon
Camden Williams
c u
Benjamin Bell
Head straight to London.
Luke Cooper
Was about to go to sleep. Now I'm going to make a cup of tea.
Jack Anderson
My gf is boarding a flight for London in 5 hours. Honest question, will she get nuked?
Luis Johnson
Southern neighbour we're safe, except I'm getting drafted.
Lincoln Ortiz
If the draft comes, head south of the border. You can stay with me in the Galtee mountains.
Joshua Diaz
Sounds comfy.
Easton Wood
Nukes are overrated. If you think you're going to die by nuclear fire in the first 5 minutes of WWIII you either live in DC or you've bought all the hippy propaganda. As long as you're not at the epicenter you've got a decent chance of surviving provided you're not retarded. Stockpile supplies now so you can survive the aftermath without starving to death. Alternatively, join the military so you can fight in the most metal war in history.
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Adrian Gray
>Alaskan
>no near any of the military bases
>get to watch the world rip itself apart without any fear of death
>winter is just going to last longer
I'm too comfy right now.
Jacob Ortiz
Tampa FL here. We’ve got MacDill AFB so we’re near the top of Putin’s shit list. At least I die quickly and painlessly
Colton Green
No mate, not unless Moscow wants to be uninhabitable for 1000 years
Cooper Campbell
Can someone catch me up with some confirmations of the shit going down only just got home from work.
James Phillips
Meh. If I die or not, there's no issue here. I'll be comfy.
Aiden Jackson
Post your BGM for the end.
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Lincoln Flores
US UK and France are apparently doing airstrikes in Syria whilst being VERY careful to avoid Russian and Iranian targets.
Blake Turner
Are we going to get nuked?
Jacob Lee
I unironically want to see US soldiers getting killed.
Chase Perry
>Galtee mountains.
Can I stay too user? I'm white
Levi White
>Tfw when flat feet so no drafty for me
Jackson Reed
No
Jacob Adams
I'm feeling safe here in Cleveland. There hasn't been anything worth nuking in Cleveland since they invented nukes!
Daniel Price
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Comfy, got spec ops line OST playing after hearing announcement. Might fire up and play some spec ops again.
Michael Miller
Samuel Perez
GET YOUR HAPPENING WAIFU
>GET YOUR HAPPENING WAIFU
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Ayden Cook
you're gay
Charles Young
St Pete here. Here's hoping your irradiated corpse hits my house from the force of the blast b4 the nuclear hellfire takes us both.
Levi Williams
hopefully
Jordan Scott
>Continious nato war since before we all were born
There will never be a draft as long as their is fiat. When fiat falls, run.
Wyatt Powell
Got really drunk and now I'm depressed.
Hudson King
Virginia fag here. Being between DC and Norfolk basically makes me a nuke target
Hunter Rogers
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVE!!!
Logan Reyes
Remote town here, but not remote enough that I'm not in the blast radius of some of the larger nukes
Ian James
I live in new york city how fucked am I?
Zachary Clark
Gayest shit ive ever read
Adam Thomas
BC Interior.
I've frantically checked the wind patterns for every US target near me - they're all blowing south. We're only going to get hit by the EMP it seems.
So I guess it's back to medieval life for a few decades here... real life changer for me. I hope I can convince the city to build a wall because we'll have a fuck ton of mutt refugees pouring in.
Dominic Green
What a good time to live in an irrelevant country!
Colton Sullivan
Aiden Nguyen
L.A. I’m just trying to save money and buy a house in Utah or something. I’m in the National guard and somewhat close to retirement, but I also think if we went to war on our soil or tried to fight Russia head on it would be stupid. Really hope my unit doesn’t volunteer.
Jacob Cox
Why?
Easton Green
Groningen, north Netherlands here. Is Russia gonna invade Europe soon, or just nuke us all to death?
Carson Garcia
Any streams?
Adam Cooper
pls no take falklands after/during the war, that where I plan on moving to avoid the nukes if they can wait long enough
Ayden Edwards
Anyone got a spare room to rent out?
Jacob Nelson
ALL STATES REEEEEEEEEPORT IN
/Arkansas/ standing by.
Drankin' beer. Smokin' cannabis.
Hunter Brown
right there with ya :)
Ian Jenkins
Originally from the U.S. Now live in the Bahamas. I hope that war doesn't come here. But if war does come here, then I hope that they let me fight even though I am a foreigner. I want to be part of something more than myself before I die.
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Jaxon Roberts
Hey BC Bro. Good to know we might make it. Im right by the boarder so I might get fucked. Doesnt help that Im close to a russian missile target from the cold war. Oh well RIP
Carson Hill
Same story man. Right smack dab in the center of VA. Gonna be a long night waiting to see if the world tears itself apart.
James Nguyen
its great isnt it, my one concern is that we might get pushed into it due to proximity with the US but I sure as fuck hope not, we've been following the "stay neutral and watch the shitshow from a distance" policy for a long time, hopefully that won't change
James Wilson
All quiet here in Marton. Rugged up in bed with hot water bottle, brie and some Italian digestif liqueur.
Samuel Sanchez
Washington here, eating some good ass shrimpos
Ryan Cox
Could someone de-autism this happening? Did Jow Forums wanted a US big strike in Syria or not? Is this another war for Israel? What are the odds of this shit getting out of control?
>Inb4 lurk moar
Grayson Ramirez
Post some music to listen by while the nukes start going off in the distance.
Luke Gomez
Any media I should be watching rn?
Post live radio/web streams.
Nathan Torres
Drive north while you still can
If the bombs hit first steal someone's horse
Brayden Robinson
I'll wait a day or two, if this keeps going on i'll probably ask a girl who i suspect has a crush on me out, just so i dont die a virgin, what about you OP?
James Collins
Holed up in Eastern Ontario woods. Double happening this weekend here, Syria + a >20cm snow and ice storm in mid-April (rare). Got my booze, muh dog, plenty of popcorn and extra generator fuel just in case. I'm almost over comfy right now.
Ryder Russell
Some of you are alright. Don't go to Syria right now.
Grayson Reyes
Got a cozy cabin to myself deep in the Smokey Mtns in North Carolina. By small little mountain town is full of survivalist/doomsday prepper types. We'll be okay.
Easton James
Russiabro during this time of conflict, I would invite you and yours to feast with my family.
Kevin Harris
most of Jow Forums hates jews and therefore don't condone the attacks. the rest of em just want to watch the world burn. it's pretty simple
Wyatt Hill
Trump launched a missile attack on Syria in response to an alleged chemical attack. There's your de-autism.
Re-autism, the only person who gains anything from this attack is Israel. This whole thing looks like a huge, fishy false flag to get us back onto destabilizing Syria, which only Israel wants.
Benjamin Long
SOMEONE ANSWER ME. ARE IMAGES LOADING SLOW FOR ANYONE ELSE???????
Carter Taylor
Remember me
Lucas Howard
Waiting.
Dominic Fisher
Might make a comfy cabin in Siberia. Could have been a mistake to live in Moscow.
Luke Ramirez
>tfw too fat to draft
Samuel Thomas
Yeah, it's just probably a mix of traffic and the fact that the site has been dodgy as shit all day.
Gabriel Reed
Its a chilly calm New Zealand afternoon, Rugby on one screen WW3 on the other.
Its a shame dad has to get into fights sometimes but it always turns into a show.
Levi Morales
I wish I lived in Russia. There's barely any shitskins or homos.
Austin Hughes
My next door neighbor is a kike. I'll be monitoring him closely in the coming days to see if he takes an unexpected vacation.
David Ross
Cyka blyat chiki briki I v damke.
Ready to live on canned/pickled sausage, bread, and vodka.
Gavin Nguyen
they've been loading slow for me for about 2 days now and it's triggering
Joseph Peterson
Why does Israel wins by fucking Syria?
Oliver Hall
A fellow based Arkansan I see, can't wait to die since I live literally 10 minutes from Memphis
Austin Bailey
Northern Saskatchewan hear, kinda stoked for WW3, wbu?
Anthony Barnes
Jaxson Cook
Colorado boy here. trying to decide which branch of the military to die in. I don't think i'm good enough for marines but I want to be in the action.
Justin Gray
>the rest of em just want to watch the world burn
That would be my category, as long as the jews burn as well
Kayden Perry
you're better off getting nuked
Henry Morris
njfag here
i live right next to Philly NYC and DC
If the nukes start flying i'm super duper fucked
Elijah Hernandez
In TN here, if we get nuked, it will probably kill more Mexicans than actual Americans.
Aiden Gray
São Paulo, Brazil.
Still not safe from the Commies.
Josiah Wood
Jace Martinez
WWII 2: Electric Boogaloo
Josiah Mitchell
I hope London gets nuked
Jordan Nguyen
Im in boston.
>how fucked am I?
Not sure but if Russia nukes DC they might as well hit us as well.
Samuel Ramirez
D-Dallas isn't strategically significant, right?
Brody Bailey
(((Washington))) reporting in. Nuke Seattle please
Jace Moore
>just got a gf
>ww3 starts
FUCKING CHEETO DROOMPF REEEEEE
on the other hand, I have fucked up feet so I won't be getting drafted
Christian Wood
Washington, DC reporting in - we aren’t dead yet
Gavin Gray
Over here watching from my comfy rock in the Irish sea. Won't have to worry about any nukes but food shortages or radiation travelling from the UK should kill me off nice and slowly
Jaxson Ramirez
New Zealand is probably unironicaly the safest place in the world right now. You’re not even on most maps.
Nicholas Wright
>tfw my family has a cabin in the Utah mountains that I could escape to
>tfw it takes 6 fucking hours to drive there