Why can't they open the bottles Jow Forums ?
Why can't they open the bottles Jow Forums ?
Michael Thompson
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Luke Phillips
Isaiah Wood
Colton Stewart
They should just have their mothers do it.
Brandon Bennett
Austin Jenkins
Angel Jenkins
Why don't you puncture the plastic bottle with something sharp?
Hunter Murphy
Grayson Stewart
Are they trying to lose weight?
Chase Russell
Dylan King
Landon Phillips
Ebola-chan?
It is time...
Liam Perry
>one of the many members of the intellectual dark web
?
Justin Gomez
Bentley Reed
>Soylent doesn't effect testosterone goy, according to this research article by goldstein...
Fucking faggots
Lucas James
whatever retard wrote that shit doesn't understand ebola always fizzles out in a week or two.
Josiah Johnson
Jace Adams
That's a well dressed commie.
Bentley Wilson
I'm tempted to order a bottle to see if I can open them first try
nice marketing campaign Soylent shills
Christopher Cox
What do these people do when they have a jar of pickles?
Luis Williams
My daddy taught me how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead if your hands
Nicholas Lopez
like pottery
Evan Morris
try pressing your mac special key you sissy
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Hunter Fisher
All you have to do is look at the profile picture and you instantly understand why these "people" can't open their goylent poison.
David Bennett
>guess im going to starve
>guess i cant just eat normal food like a normal human being
These people need to be gassed
Ryder Taylor
Oliver Jones
The absolute state of western civilization
Daniel Garcia
Don't fall for it, or if you do definitely don't drink it afterwards. You can test your grip strength on something more worthy, like a jar of those pickled sausages you Germans like.
Carter Ortiz
What if the manufacturers of Soylent are doing this on purpose because they hate their customers and want to hurt them and make them look pathetic on the internet?
Nathan Morales
what the fuck is this gay fucking shit
is this really the fucking future
2018: people use an electronic communications network to complain about how difficult it is to unscrew the top of a bottle that contains a brand-name slurry of fatty oils and simple sugars
this is the future we chose
this is your fucking life
it's not getting any longer, but you still choose to use what little time you have left to complain to the world about your inability to open a fucking plastic bottle that cost you way more money than you would have normally spent on food that isn't designer
i see this shit and hope for a crash
all of these people need to be destroyed
Jose Hughes
indeed, 10/10 marketing
i have a good grip myself but once i tried to open something (a bottle of water if i recall correctly) and ended up actually ripping the skin from my finger, worth it
Leo Green
Embarrassing
Nicholas Flores
sometimes i'm ashamed to be the same species as these soygoys
Kevin Edwards
Anthony Mitchell
I mean, if they MUST drink this shit, do they not have silicone grips for cooking? Seriously I have hundreds of those little shits in my drawers, and they work gangbusters for getting caps off of industrial bottles of cooking oil.
Gabriel Russell
It would seem soylent is massively trolling its own customers.
Dominic Taylor
Are soylents really that hard to open?
Brayden Gray
Jeremiah Johnson
To be fair, there's a response bias here. The kind of person who would consume a soylent-based liquid meal replacement is clearly already a mentally ill sissy.
Noah Young
Somebody explain to me why they like this shit so much? Does it taste amazing or something? Because leftists have an almost cult like obsession with soylent and I dont get it at all, its fucking bizarre
Cooper Robinson
>these guys aren't strong enough to open a bottle
Who would have thought
Joshua Cooper
Any man who lets his tools rust is not a man at all. But that's self evident by the estrogen he's drinking innit?
David Miller
This. I wouldn't drink that shit I just want to see how hard it is to open.
Aaron Nguyen
The term "bugmen" has fallen out of favor recently. But to answer their cult-like obsession with soylent, bugmen.
Ian Long
why is the fucking bottle weaker then the seal the cap is using
this is just bad design
Gavin Adams
i can totally understand when people wish for a nuclear holocaust
Christopher Powell
What the fuck is this Soylent ? Redpill me on it pls.,
Carson Scott
It’s harder to open than a bottle of coke but easier than a new jar of pickles. Bitching about it is dumb.
Anthony Myers
fucking hell, this new generation faggots of soy drinkers are really the bane of our society with their lack of education
Jeremiah Murphy
Why all the old Hollywood movies become real, Jow Forums?
Isaac Reed
knives and scissors are banned you fucking nazi
Easton Cook
Do you have to sign a subscription to buy this soy? Like the juicero shit thing?
Logan Nelson
Dylan Cruz
I have never heard of bugman. Would you elaborate on this subject?
Jayden Adams
Are soylent based trolls..?
Xavier Powell
I can't believe these tweets are real honestly
Adam Lee
for the same reason women can't either, they apply to much force to the tap so the tap can not move; you just must make a gentle strong spin and thats all.
Women and Soyboys try to open a bottle with feelings (rage), men open the bottle with the mind.
Josiah Flores
>Why can't they open the bottles Jow Forums ?
childproof lids.
Kevin Bennett
t. soyim
Julian Wright
It's no biggie, just sprayem' with the dubya-d.
Juan King
Its Jow Forums
Zachary Reyes
They just started selling it in 7 eleven convience stores.
Ethan Wilson
When i cannot open jar of pickles, i just use a knife to get rid of that cap. If i haven't knife, i just smash that jar.
Ethan Sullivan
Its obviously the jews.
Kayden Cox
FUCK MY SIDES THAT FUCKING PIC
Blake Myers
You have working hands and a question, figure it out for yourself. It's not my job to educate you, newfag :^)
Jonathan Cox
Someone make a collage so i can post it for bugman points and favourites.
Mason Harris
at least he has the self realization to refer to himself as a dude instead of a man
Hudson Taylor
It's a soy meal in a bottle, similar to slim fast.
James Scott
>Soylent
>Can't even open soylent
>Allergic to real food so will starve
>Retro pixel avatar
Zachary Fisher
KYRGYZSTAN SMASH
Jackson Nguyen
wew
Matthew Murphy
Holy shit the memes are real. Look at how soft their hands look too.
Ethan Allen
fuck off.
Ryder Cox
>tfw you risked life and limb bringing home delicious cave bear meat in order to ensure an unbroken genetic dynasty which would ultimately end with some dude who can't even open a bottle and will never reproduce because he's too busy worrying about getting more immigrants into the country
Samuel Robinson
Is there any soy in it? I checked a while ago but couldn't see any.
Jose Peterson
Does soylent have addictive properties, or is the
indoctrination that strong?
Justin Moore
>learning to use hand tools for the first time
so soylent isnt that bad.
Brayden Ward
>Kyrgyzstan
rare?
Adam Adams
use your shirt
if shirt not helps use knife
Jonathan Ward
Anyone else get disgusted when these "men" dedicate a huge chunk of their post opining about their personal situation like anyone gives a shit? They sound like women.
Liam Williams
He's a floor salesman at Joseph A. Bank. I can recognize the background.
Nathan Ward
Samuel Young
Bugman, soyboy, and numale are all three interchangeable terms for the same thing.
Colton Phillips
>Why can't they open the bottles Jow Forums ?
Lincoln Torres
>the current state of soyricans
Gavin Myers
bottle opener!!
Landon James
big if verídico
Daniel Brown
We also have all RED flag, (((you))) know.
Dominic Myers
>asks for help
>told to help himself
>"fuck off"
Do you lack testicles?
Jayden Diaz
Soylent nutrition facts
Bentley Taylor
How can I join the intellectual dark web?
Aaron Peterson
This hand never did any physical work.
Chase Lee
now we have all of them!
Cameron Hill
Why do people drink this shit? It’s a protein shake plus a multivatimin for 2x the cost, 4 times the cost if you’re too lazy to make your own protein shake with milk at home.
Dominic Ortiz
Nice can openers he installed in his jaw.
Carter Lopez
I have worked calloused hands and I still use lotion multiple times a day.
NOT ALL NOT ALL NOT ALL ARE YOU SAYING ALL
Zachary Phillips
They would starve in any slav country because we put a lot of food in vacuum sealed jars that are impossible to open for women.
Justin Allen
will you show me?
Leo Gonzalez