>An Amber Alert was issued Monday after a group of elementary school children spotted a man duct taping a 10-year-old boy and hauling him away in a car. Police have not identified the boy and no child has been reported missing.
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Something like this would be national news.
Fuck off with your meme sources
The Olympian is local news in the region.
bumping because this is actually human trafficking in the extreme.
Amber alerts are rarely national.
fuck that system, it's private and run by actual pedophiles.
Red Green?
I live near Tacoma and I didn't receive any Amber alerts. Which would make sense if this was legit trafficking because they own that system
>No child reported missing
So are there some criminally irresponsible parents or was it all just a prank bro
No one asks for orphans or if the parents are already killed by the same kidnaper.
Clover park fag
shit bruv looks like that kid is about to get his sushi COMPED
kek?
>boomer
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
Guy's probably working for the CIA. May 1st is a satanic holiday where they sacrifice kids.
Media only cares if it's a little girl. If you actually think this would make national news then you are a fool.
He is a specialist for the ICE special deportations unit. His name is Glen. I could recognize that posture from a mile away
It's viral marketing for a movie.
He can't keep getting away with it.
Gig Harbor fag here. Just saw an amber alert come on my tv.
auburn here
it's legit
The rake stays in the shed for now leaf
That's a white collar worker in disguise.
Look at the position of his hands, also the way he 'dresses'.
poor posture from sitting on his ass all day
he would never do that, he's pure
le underrated
Oh shut up you fucking idiot.
>The Harolding has begun again.
Fuck off burger.
And the suspect is white.....shocker
My first thought.
If the boys don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Is this man the pinnacle of quintessentially white entertainment?
>being this retarded
fuck off lefty. go back to the subrddit you crawled out of.
Is this some Canadian comedian?
>INB4 newfag
All the pedophiles and serial killers are white.
>No child has been reported missing
Welp.
It's Red Green, I grew up watching him. Maybe what they say about the midwest being southern Canada is true.
Nice job, leaf. I lived close enough to your border to pick up the Red Green show
Red Green pls
He is the family friendly version of Trailer Park Boys, but with a kind of skit comedy style to the show.
If you are a redneck with kids I suggest downloading his content to keep them entertained.
How tf was Red Green educational enough to be on PBS?
perhaps it was just his son
Perhaps the parents didn't report him missing because the child may be a runaway occasionally?
>an example of authentic white canadian culture back when canada was white
seems so long ago
Checked but im born and raised in the midwest. Never left.
I enjoyed TPB. It started sucking arpund the season Trevor left imo. Ill check ojt red green.
Elementary school children took this photo? Where is it from? Who's home it it?h
I live next door, ama. Police are leaving now.
i literally just got a call from the school about this cause they never call twice in a day with their robo shit. i laughed into the phone and said fucking based. you think they recorded me?
im not trolling. their number is 253poo571doo000 and i always ignore them.
my immediate thought
top kek
Notice how pedos have all the same look
Checked. How likely is this just a prank?
I was born in 1990, grew up poor, no cable, in the midwest so all we basically had to watch was PBS which says his show aired on. Cant beliebe ive never seen Red Green Show.
You involved with the district or a parent?
I know we are making jokes and all but this poor boy was probably brutally raped and killed already.
jesus fuck that is red green. alert the authorities to be on the lookout for an '85 grey Ram van
Police are now saying that the kid was an autismo and tied up the kid to take him home and has turned himself in. There were reports that he put the kid in the trunk though and the police haven’t released the video.
lol
Red fucking Green...
OUTSTANDING!!!
Ay oop. use zip ties. Duct tape isn't really a useful option.
t security boi
Too soon. Have some empathy for crying out loud.
used to have senpai that goes to a nearby elementary school but they moved out years ago but they keep fucking calling.
Ugh. He is SO unfunny.
>All the pedophiles and serial killers are white jews
any idea on where his parents are? Does it look like there are grieving parents with the police?
lol if not handsome be handy.
The grandpa tied him up*
Truly a crappy school. My parents refused to send me there despite it being across the street
Yes, because in other countries it's just a hobby, not a crime.
Not enough Jews exist in the world for all the white crime you people project on to Jews to be possible
No parents other than neighbors and other students. Apparently the grandpa was shuttling him to the mom after he’d escaped or something. Extremely odd
Pedrosa is gonna have fun with him.
very likely story. But with the amount of shilling in this thread, I believe there is a cover up going on.
This kid was abducted by either CIA or Saturn worshipers.
Sounds like the regular old excuses. That boy's gonna be sodomized and sacrificed tomorrow night.
In that order?
thanks. It does sound odd indeed.
Depends on the moon phase.
I surely hope not.
There were spooks here talking to my neighbor. All black with beanies and combat boots and earpieces.
faggots like this need to be banned outright
Police later told Q13 News it was not an abduction at all — the boy was autistic and running into traffic, and the boy’s grandfather was restraining him to take home to his mother.
>police are covering up the crime and will be participating in the ritual
At least the rape dungeon is fill with wacky and fun homemade devices.
remember quando Omni flunkus moritati
when all else fails, play dead
is this serious?
Yeah, that’s the official story as of now and that’s one of two screenshots police released when they didn’t know where he was
I learned that Canadians are backward and only Americans create truly funny media.
could be,
my buddy had to wrestle his wild naked girlfriend (who was high on xanax) back into his car on the side of the freeway. lol and not one person stopped to see what was up.
idk, it was on real late at night
>local
>in the region
best thread on the imageboards atm i have my son watching red green a lot these days. good to see some of you faggots even know what that show is as i grew up watching it in the 90's
>Something like this would be national news.
No, probably not. The victim is a little boy, and the man is probably gay. The news will slow walk it except for the amber alert. Same as they do with black crime and abductions.