>An Amber Alert was issued Monday after a group of elementary school children spotted a man duct taping a 10-year-old boy and hauling him away in a car. Police have not identified the boy and no child has been reported missing.
i literally just got a call from the school about this cause they never call twice in a day with their robo shit. i laughed into the phone and said fucking based. you think they recorded me?
im not trolling. their number is 253poo571doo000 and i always ignore them.
I was born in 1990, grew up poor, no cable, in the midwest so all we basically had to watch was PBS which says his show aired on. Cant beliebe ive never seen Red Green Show.
Easton Mitchell
You involved with the district or a parent?
Jose Parker
I know we are making jokes and all but this poor boy was probably brutally raped and killed already.
Justin Brooks
jesus fuck that is red green. alert the authorities to be on the lookout for an '85 grey Ram van
Alexander Kelly
Police are now saying that the kid was an autismo and tied up the kid to take him home and has turned himself in. There were reports that he put the kid in the trunk though and the police haven’t released the video.
Police later told Q13 News it was not an abduction at all — the boy was autistic and running into traffic, and the boy’s grandfather was restraining him to take home to his mother. >police are covering up the crime and will be participating in the ritual
At least the rape dungeon is fill with wacky and fun homemade devices.
Eli Watson
remember quando Omni flunkus moritati when all else fails, play dead
Sebastian Flores
is this serious?
Oliver Gray
Yeah, that’s the official story as of now and that’s one of two screenshots police released when they didn’t know where he was
William Bell
I learned that Canadians are backward and only Americans create truly funny media.
Eli Hernandez
could be, my buddy had to wrestle his wild naked girlfriend (who was high on xanax) back into his car on the side of the freeway. lol and not one person stopped to see what was up.
Jose Morris
idk, it was on real late at night
Joshua Gomez
>local >in the region
Elijah Evans
best thread on the imageboards atm i have my son watching red green a lot these days. good to see some of you faggots even know what that show is as i grew up watching it in the 90's
>Something like this would be national news. No, probably not. The victim is a little boy, and the man is probably gay. The news will slow walk it except for the amber alert. Same as they do with black crime and abductions.