So I'm going to spend my 3 week vacation this year in california. Arriving in LA, then driving to Las Vegas for a weekend, possibly Hoover Dam, Yosemite and finally San Francisco. Any advice on what to see and what to avoid like hell? should i bring my MAGA hat? what places are most dangerous for awhitefuckingmale and which are most welcoming?
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Carson White
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Evan Wood
You will be astounded at how many non Whites there are.
But you should see the Grand Canyon it's close by there.
Michael Rivera
i visited london for 2 weeks last year, so i got my fill of non-whites. but are germans frowned upon down there? are niggers as feral as they are pictured here?
Nathan Martinez
It'll be fine. Avoid the Tenderloin in SF and anything outside of your tourist bubble in LA and you'll be fine.
Dominic Rivera
you're gonna catch aids
Nathan Kelly
I know London sucks, but I mean really prepare to be ASTOUNDED at the number of non Whites in Cali. Canada is really bad demographically, but Cali is much worse.
>are germans frowned upon down there?
I doubt it. Beaners don't know what a German is and the Whites are massive cucks so they'll think you're a progressive sex pervert of some kind.
>are niggers as feral as they are pictured here?
I mean statistically they are. I would avoid any nigger at any time, but especially a pack of niggers and especially at night.
Jeremiah Reyes
>democrat
>fag-apologist
>basedboy
>degenerate
>jew
i call bingo
Ayden Reed
califag here, you will be stabbed if you wear a maga hat in L.A
Julian Howard
Just don't go walking around the ghettos at night and you'll be fine. California is like a somewhat safer Brazil.
Jaxson Hill
on another hand, you will kinda feel at home
Hudson Collins
dont go there krautanon
Jace Gomez
tourist bubble sounds reasonable
if confronted i will just yell "REFUGEES WELCOME" in the thickest german accent
Dylan Thomas
huh? since when is it changed to basedboy?
Angel Carter
I’m in California german bro. I’ll meet you for a beer if you’re willing. When you gonna be here?
Pro-tip: Sequoia > Yosemite
Oliver Allen
end of august to early september. should i bring my own beer?
Joshua Long
i did a similar trip last year.
i flew to vegas rented a mustang and drove to the grand canyon and hoover dam in a day (back in time to sleep in vegas) and then drove to seattle, via L.A and yosemite, spent just over 3 weeks in america.
the legal weed was fucken sick.
Isaiah Gutierrez
also, almost everywhere i visited felt safer than europe and australia.
Tyler Cooper
i had the choice between a mustang and a SUV and chose the latter for fear of burning up in the desert. did i fuck up?
Christian Parker
>awhitefuckingmale
Jason Garcia
You bring something authentically german and I’ll bring a local microbrew. You ever shoot guns, Hans?
Here’s my throwaway email, drop me a line when you’re in SoCal. [email protected]
Jackson Green
nah you did good
Logan Campbell
If you have the time I recommend Catalina Island while you're in the LA area. Lots of hiking / ocean activities. It's got a more upscale vibe and not many poors (darkies) because it is only accessible by sea or air.
Alexander Rogers
mine was a convertible and the AC worked fine, there is no need to get an SUV, i took the mustang off road on several occasions, and it held all my shit comfortably.
but the heat was australia tier in nevada around august (almost reaching 40c).
Aiden Ross
Why the FUCK would you go to California?
Fuck you.
Ryan Nguyen
I had a layover in LA for 12 hours, so i went exploring and ended up in Santa Monica. I must not have been there longer than 15 minutes, but I'd already been asked for change at least half a dozen times.
Everything is fucking terrible. The people are shit. The traffic is shit. The beaches are shit. Restaurant menus are written in fucking bean runes. 9/10 people are Mexicans and the rest are trash. Christ, it's fucking terrible.
I kept walking along and a fucking nigger, like an actual nigger, in nigger clothing and not homeless, picked up a bag of dirt and threw it at a car. And this was in the morning. I mean, what the fuck? It was like I was in the third world. I could have actually believed I got off in Mexico instead of America. It was that fucking bad.
Also, why the hell are people so fucking obnoxious?
>"Hey man, do you know how to get to blahblah?"
>"UGH TOURISTS HERE HAR HAR HAR"
Non-whites are everywhere, and I must have seen twenty or so teenage couples with kids about half their age. Is this the future of America?
Lincoln Clark
Santa Monica sucks ass. Everything south of Santa Barbara and north of La Jolla is a shithole
Aaron Murphy
do i need an international driver's license? i've heard conflicting advice that i don't really and german license is just fine except if i meet some hardass state trooper that wants an english document. and i was actually gonna go to a shooting range just out of curiousity
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Stay away from the cities and you will be astounded how nice it is compared to what you have heard. Spend some time in Yosemite (you need to get 1 mile away from the road to lose 90% of the people).
Owen Robinson
Sooner or later the global race war will happen if God has truly left us.
-and no, SoCal is just the worst area on the planet in terms of muh diversity. The rest is mostly fine except major cities and border states.
Adrian Brown
Ah, then it changed a lot if what you're saying is true. Have you walked along the 3rd street?
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Several years ago it was still nice, white people looks like upper middle class dressed fake af talk shit buying stuff from those high-end stores.
Justin Peterson
i got the international drivers license just in case.
but never had to show it.
Austin Rivera
Nah, there's some good spots in between (Laguna, Newport, Huntington) and San Diego is mostly shit.
Jaxson Stewart
>Why the FUCK would you go to California?
looking for his daddy, or looking for more nigger dick.
Arabs just arent big enough for Hans any more.
>do i need an international driver's license?
Yes, you should get one. easy and cheap
Asher Cruz
God died in 1945
Nathan Jenkins
so what is it? am i the nigger or looking for the bbc? get your sick burns together
Anthony Miller
I was there in 2013 and it was still nice, starting to see buskers with dreadlocks but the woman and I weren’t worried or anything. There three weeks ago and it’s like fucking Mogadishu
John Morris
have a knife or gun with you at all times, I live in LA and trust me, it can save your life, plus you get to kill a nigger as a souvenir, also (pic related)
Brody Phillips
>have a knife or gun with you at all times,
pretty sure tourists cant get nice things like that.
maybe you should meet at the airport and give him yours.
Charles Hernandez
is alcatraz worth a visit? a friend said you have to book it weeks if not months in advance and it sucks ass.
Michael Young
why would a tourist ever carry a gun in another country?, how would they get it?
i got a knife and pepper spray at walmart when i first got to america, but it got confiscated at universal studios.
Eli Davis
HAHAHAH horrible trip, LA, Vegas, the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, SF wtf
You're insane and didn't do any serious research, you're going to have a horrible time. Enjoy! hahahaahh
t. britfag who lives here and has been to every state
I'll sum it up for you
Joseph Howard
Eli Hernandez
at the airport: "anything to declare?"
"yeah, this bottle of whiskey, a snowglobe, oh and 15 nigger scalps, pls no judge"
James Anderson
no, Alcatraz isn’t worth it if you’ve only got three weeks. Tahoe is worth it though.
Aiden Lee
Ethan Hill
Yeah dude tourists always visit the suburbs
Henry Gonzalez
at the Hoover dam you have to wait in line for them to search your vehicle
Christopher Gonzalez
Are you implying there's anything to see in LA for a german dude? are you fucking mexican? hahahaha
Gavin Rivera
That’s why Sequioa>Yosemite. Yosemite sucks now. The past ten years it’s basically a fuckin Chinese colony.
Julian Edwards
Gavin Roberts
Mason Bailey
>Whites are massive cucks so they'll think you're a progressive sex pervert of some kind.
So they’ll think you’re one of them OP , and invite you to their degenerate parties
Levi King
>And it's beautiful!
Brody Diaz
L.A was shit and overpopulated with mexicans, and i totally avoided san francisco to visit yosemite instead, but it was otherwise a good trip.
even seattle wasn't bad, there is a pretty nice plane museum where you can walk inside nixons air force one and see an SR-71.
Owen Brooks
Why are news organizations reporting on this? Is this fake and I’m being rused?
Jayden Fisher
Yeah there’s some cool shit in LA. Don’t get me wrong, I fucking hate Los Angeles but there are some things worth seeing. The Ghetty is alright, the MOMA and MOCA are worth visiting, not the LACMA tho. That museum sucks. Could see La Brea, that’s alright I guess.
Jaxon Allen
why do american cities look like they were designed by a 12yo playing cities skylines?
Oliver Jones
Just stay the fuck out of Oakland, other then that I think you'll be okay. Oh and get an In n Out burger if you haven't had one, shits bomb yo.
Christopher Wood
He can go to Mt. Baldy, Big Bear, or Catalina Island. Or the typical tourist shit (amusement parks, kikewood). You act like there ain't shit here.
Anthony Myers
dude he's german, have you been to Europe?
Chase Cruz
Because they’re 20th century cities designed with cars in mind, unlike your 14th century cities designed for walking
Joseph Perez
>implying there aren't plenty of illegals, with illegal guns in here
Anons, you don't get cali do you? It's literally an extension of Mexico, the law cannot be enforced in here, there is just so many people and so much crime, plus the culture venerates thugs and gangs over cops and military, there is not enough personnel, you can easily get a Glock for $75 at your local minority dealer, live with it, and use it several times without getting caught once
That's the spirit, plus remember beaners are opens season too
James Stewart
He can go to the Azores, Malta, Majorca, Bornholm, Foroyar, the Greek islands...
lol
Aiden Collins
vegas is the tamest city of all time.
the traffic is basically nothing, and you can be out in the desert 10 minutes after leaving the strip.
it is probably equivalent to just the northern suburbs of melbourne.
Jace Butler
just Italy, but there’s still some good art to see. MOCA had an awesome Turner exhibition this year.
Oliver Cook
Yosemite is only visitable if you don't visit in high season. Seattle is filled with niggers. Disgusting niggers.
Jordan Adams
okay but it's a nigger filled jew wasteland with no culture other than handing jews over your money because flashing lights trick you to
Jose White
Yosemite in March or October is kino. Anytime in between it’s fucking shit
Justin Wright
>north of La Jolla is a shithole
Yeah bro... Del Mar, Solana Beach, Encinitas, Leucadia, Carlsbad, and Cardiff are some REAL shitholes. Please stay away from these areas.
Brody Rivera
that's many national parks now. Zion. Arches. Glacier. Rocky Mountain. etc. etc. etc.
Leo Richardson
i dig stuff like this. will look it up, thx!
Luke Rogers
i was probably the only guy to ever beat vegas.
i won $60 on the pokies and walked away, used that money to buy some legal weed and smoked a spliff while walking down the strip.
Cameron Hughes
He's not lying, its basically new new mexico over there, especially now that weed is legal.
Adrian Myers
OK?
Charles Ross
>He can go to Mt. Baldy, Big Bear, or Catalina Island.
Listen to this user OP. Especially the Catalina part. He knows what he’s talking about
Sebastian Miller
no, you can win if you get lucky and don't put it back in, but in general, it's a trashy city. the strip is filled with some disgusting fucking monsters.
I can't believe foreigners would visit Los Angeles and Las Vegas hahahaah
Charles Adams
I've been to LA. Expect literal Mexico unless you're in the rich white suburbs and enclaves, except without any of the charm you might find in actual Mexico. It's just a third world welfare/cheap labor colony for rich white people. There are so many other places to visit in California than LA. It's the last place I'd suggest starting at.
If you insist, I'd suggest that you stay on the right side of the Orange Curtain.
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Carter Lewis
I'm mocking him for choosing to go to LA instead, genius
Jacob King
God tell me about it. Even Death Valley is getting too crowded. At least I’ll always have Panamint Valley. Nobody ever goes there because it’s a death trap.
Isaac Rogers
You can win at poker if you know math and have self control and a little table awareness. Luck helps in the short term but math is what makes you win the more hands you play.
Anthony Reyes
I love that place. I find it funny when people go in summer and their car breaks down lol
Camden Torres
like the germanon OP who doesn't do research
Colton Flores
>tfw my dad punched out some guy handing out porn on the strip when he gave it to my little sister
Cameron Brooks
oh, misread, yeah I know people who know how to play poker. I just don't get into it because I've never wanted to outside of friendly stuff in a house
Bentley Hernandez
25 bucks at any smoke shop will get you a knife, 10 bucks more will get you a knock off katana. This is America, we like our weapons.
Aaron Diaz
i have not had one recommendation for that place. everyone told me it's a glorified shithole.
Jace Taylor
that's probably the least degenerate altercation you can get into, compared to a dude pissing on you or groping you or something
Grayson Foster
kek I saw some broad try to ski down the kelso dunes once. Her tip dug in and she cartwheeled all the way down. Shit was fuckin hilarious
Jack Rodriguez
HAHAHAHAHAH
they told you Death Valley is a shithole, to go to the hoover dam, and to LA and Vegas?
HAHAHAHAHA
Dominic Rogers
It’s funny my old man is kind of a milquetoast pussy but when a greasy Mexican handed his daughter some disgusting degeneracy he just immediately grabbed the dudes collar and started wailing on him
Eli Hill
You got rused senpai. Watching the sun rise in Death Valley is one of the best experiences life has to offer.
Cameron Campbell
Death Valley is fucking heaven on earth. As ironic as that sounds
Henry Turner
sorry I just love tourists in america, they're sent to the most expensive places
yep, whoever told the german advice was insane tier
Jacob Jenkins
Theres a boat tour you can take, you dont actually get to set foot on the island but they go around it while discussing its history, fairly standard tour stuff.
Owen Reed
The point of Vegas is degeneracy. Probably shouldn't be there if that stuff offends you.
Levi Reyes
ITT: niggers who think socal is all of california. visit the redwoods, you cant see old growth like this anywhere else in the world. The north coast of CA has the 10 tallest trees in the world, and humboldt is still a majority white county in California of all places.
Benjamin Ortiz
you seem like a man of culture. i will gladly take your wellspoken advice
Ethan Miller
enjoy your niggers, spics, and homeless
Eli Evans
rainbow basin is badass but it’s quite out of the way
Jackson Foster
>Any advice on what to avoid like hell
Yeah, Commiefornia and Vegas.