Sips are The Devil

Beware the Devil it is infiltrating everything and is attacking you from the inside out
Your fucking sips will maim and kill you we are living a silent war!
Jow Forums thread because the government lets the sale of energy drinks to happen.

Solution eat a fucking Banana

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Eat a fucking Banana

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>Eating the fruit Jew
Enjoy your diabetes.

i would kill for a sip desu

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I used to chug 3-4 monsters daily. I fucking love the taste of them and consider them to be my favorite drink.

it's all bout them B vitamins banana bitch

>not drinking euroshopper energy drink

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Hard to ban here because energy drinks are pretty much among the core regalia of the Slav.

*sips*

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LOL

>inb4 muh high carb vs muh low carb
If you want to put it into the terms of a single macro the rule is:

Avoid the fiberless Jew.

That's like 250 grams of sugar you fucking idiot

What is it doing to your organs ?

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worst thread ever

I knew a guy with teeth like that

He drank a ton of energy drinks

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Nice get sir

Based op.
Bananas are my favorite fruit right after grapes
t. no homo

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Go away bananakike

How is your diabetes user? Need some insulin shots?

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christ and here i am thinking a couple cavities is bad

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Brits have crooked and inbred af teeth, not cavities.

I used to drink them 1-2 energy drinks a day. Was way too much sugar. I usually have 1 a week now. I treat them like a treat, not a daily item. I mean, you wouldn't eat ice cream everyday either unless you're a landwhale fighting that good fight to get beetus.

Almost everything comes down to moderation and people that say you can't ever have X or Y or usually just retards with no self control.

Things like alcohol are a great example. Getting hammered on special occasions like birthdays or New Years isn't going to ruin your body (alcohol related accidents aside), but getting shmammered every Friday is going to take its toll.

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With the exception of
These are tame as hell. My situation was way worse due to excessive consumption of sugary drinks in combination with chronic acidity and medication. I'd post some old pics but I'd have to find them first.

>be a chemfag
>know what the ingredients actually are of energy drinks
energy drinks are fine, moderation goes for any drink or food

Keep your body on the Alkaline side of chemistry
OP ;)

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You won't find anything in that pic in nature.

Know Addiction

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>fruitarian
Cooking made our brains grow. Humans need potatoes.

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where's all the reddit-tier image macros about exercise? it's just as important as what you eat

More likely to go missing in America and sold into human trafficking or your body parts harvested than to die from obesity

> obesity 500k
> gone missing each year 600k +

this is a reverse psychology pro-sip thread made by True Long Dong
beware the sip-Jew and its primary shill, the almost ancap aussie cunt!

All energy drinks are for faggots. Used to smoke privates in my platoon if I caught them drinking them. Do some push-ups if you want to wake yourself up. That shit is poison, and only skinnyfat losers drink energy drinks, or carbonated Jew at all.

>apples are the problem
brainless detected

Yes there's a lot of sugar in fruits but eating them in moderation won't be unhealthy, fruits contain other healthy substances that helps your body to deal with the sugar, but shit like soda and energy drinks it's just pure sugar and there's much more sugar in soda etc. than in fruits

Bannanas are radioactive. Why are you trying to kill me

Only apples that have genes in them!

too much sugar in a single can of energy drink, how much so u suggesf drinking quarter of a can lol

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watermelons and cherries my friend.

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i said moderation you halfwit
>eden fruitarian cookbook
fruit contains more sugar than softdrinks

>drinking sugar water and eating sugared fiber and actual nutrients is totally the same guys
>t. Dutch chemistry book

they actually contain a bit of lecithin aswell from what i can remember
it overworks the braincells to a point in which it could get longterm damage.

>2018
>Not Mangos and avocados
Basedboys spotted

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It's 100% the same as far as diabetes and weight gain through calorie overconsumption are concerned brainlet.

I read that a Banana will turn you into a Mohammedan (a human-ape hybrid).

well to be fair, there is very little information about nutrition in a chemistry book.
but anyway, you can also eat whole grains to get your fibres. and so far i don't seem to have a vitamin deficiency

>oranges
>alkaline

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REALLY..

monster logo is literally a hebraic 666.. no one comments. interesting.

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i guess you faggots only look at the pictures, like children. well there it is. idiots.

Tbh I only passed my exams because of sipp and coffee.

never had either of them.

Calories in, calories out, Burger. When the sugar is diluted with fiber less goes into the bloodstream and more goes out into the toilet.

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>claw marks
>ITS THE SATAN

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>Solution eat a fucking Banana

Based aussi. Its like 10 years that is dont drink this shit and it feels great

Yep

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keep changing the goalposts, aussie. who's paying you to do damage control?

And orange Juice

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>implying sips have sugar in it

newfags talking about diabetes and shit dont know what theyre talking about.

JUST BUY THE SUGAR FREE SIPS. JESUS.

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Is that that fat fuck boogie?

But Monster is run by Jews.

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you have no idea how fibres work do you?
fibres make you shit better because they can hold a lot of water and keep your shit moist so it comes out easier. it does not go into your bloodstream

Left them for almost a year from now. It was hard as fuck but so happy about it!

>two button meme .jpg
>be sugar
>get into the water, bound by the fiber
>get into the bloodstream
The molecule can only be in one place.

Fiber has absolutely nothing to do with sugar going into the toilet and your body gets every piece of sugar out of the food before it gets to your colon retard

one of my friend got addicted to this stuff and now he is in a hospital and has heart conditions

MONSANTO!

is the answer

but, DONT YOU DARE QUESTION THAT SHIT, BECAUSE WE SAY SO!!!

also:

monsanto was "bought by BAYER", to hide the name

reuters.com/article/us-monsanto-m-a-bayer-eu/bayer-wins-eu-approval-for-62-5-billion-monsanto-buy-idUSKBN1GX14U

SURPRISE

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WTF I love my long nosed masters now!

god these things are going to kill me

>hiding your name under BAYER who are literally Nazis

lets just forget about how monsanto roundup chemicals and illegal 'seed' patents are a thing

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right fags? how about no.

those look like stalker artifacts

go to bed, you dont know what you're talking about.

I drink Monster Zero Ultra change my mind.

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I usually get through 1-2 cans of white Monster (the zero carb, zero sugar one) over the course of an 18-hour work day. How much damage am I doing to myself?

see
someone has answered for me in a bit more antagonistic way

Im surprised your not dead yet...