The cat lady epidemic

What are we going to do about the massive amount of child-less cat lady's? The number of them is only going to increase as time goes on. We know that these women are a huge resource to marxists and the elite. They are a huge hive-mind that promotes leftist degeneracy, open borders, feminism, gun control, orwellian laws etc. If left unchecked this growing population of cat ladys could be a huge problem for any right wing movement. These women are basically zombies. The walking dead. They live through facebook and are all fervent supporters of the left. Without children and family to occupy their time, they devote all of it to undermining western civilization at every turn. Many of them are miserable. Doped up on wine and anti-depressents. They are bitter and full of hatred and want young women to be as miserable as they are. These spinsters are dangerous

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Not your problem or mine. Setting your own family right is the only way to make a difference.

>being this paranoid

my aunt is such a fuckin cat lady she participates in goddamn cat parades and she is totally harmless and relatively apolitical

abandon this rarted theory and focus on something important

Their line is dying off then. Good. Their misplaced love will not prevent their cats from dining on the flesh of their corpses when they croak; alone in their one bedroom apartments, dead from a broken heart and an unused womb.

>If left unchecked this growing population of cat ladys could be a huge problem for any right wing movement.
omfg im fucking dead right now. top kek

>wonder why you can't find a successful man who can't meet your criteria while crusading for feminism and increased hiring of women into "success" positions
>get the phone call that your frozen eggs have gone bad
>it comes down to adopting 50 cats or helping 5000 illegals across the border

I like cat ladies tho

I made it with a 35yo red head the other week. we went to her place and I immediately noticed one of those cat jungle gym things covered in carpet and the smell of cat litter, and thought "aww shit, a crazy cat chick". we sit on her couch and start making out. sure enough they start coming out of the wood work to see what's going on. 4 cats in a 1 bed apartment... Jesus. whatever, we get to her bedroom and get naked,"she has a nice body at least" I think, as I'm kissing and licking my way down to her pussy. then BAM, that rancid smell of stank pussy. just fucking awful stench. I couldn't go on.

being borderline drunk and that stench almost made me puke all over her.i stopped, told her I wasn't feeling well and left. chick probably rubs cat food in her snatch so her 4 cats eat her out.

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Open a chain of cat food stores?

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I had this female friend I was getting into it with last night because she's still acting like a college chick and she's 30 and childless...then I realized she's half kike so I said she should get another tattoo

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>Going down on a kid you just met
That's how you get mouth herpes fuckie

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I did not need need to read that

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>kid

the fuck you take me for? pedo.

and no, I've known her for a bit. just never been to her place

it's either cat ladies or single moms

take your pick

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Cat ladies are easy lays once you do the "I like cats" "can I see them" routine. (Works with dogs too).

>what is toxoplasma gondii
The parasite that causes the degenerative brain disease toxoplasmosis requires the gut of domestic cats to complete it's reproductive cycle.
This is why pregnant women are forbidden to change cat litter boxes. A toxoplasmosis infection may have no obvious symptoms, in fact I have read in places like Britain the infection rate is estimated at 25% of the population. Globally the number is 30-50% and in France as much as 80% of the population may be infected.
Toxoplasmosis causes all kinds if abberant behaviors. Infected rats are sometimes observed walking right up to cats without fear.
In humans it is strongly linked to schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

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awalt

you'd have to get cat shit in your mouth though. any moron changing the cat litter and doesn't wash their hands afterwards deserves it

lots of animals carry this and you can get it other ways than just having cats. besides, you'd need to ingest the cat feces to get it. keeping the cat litter away from the kitchen and washing your hands will prevent it.

im a cat man I have 3 cats now. its because women are difficult to get and the reward is so little, so i can understand them having a similar perspective on men and wanting cats

Do you have any sort of citation or proof to back your ramblings other than your feelings?

Please return to Reddit.

Cat ladies don't exist anymore. They're replaced by crazy dog people.

>Works with dogs too
Nah, dogs would never fall for that line.

Breed cats, and make money off these useless bitches bro

I've waited long for this blood orgy

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I like cat lady's too

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Fucking lesbians.

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You know what to do my son

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You can literally google this shit and see how right I am guys. This is not some brand new crackpot theory. This is very well researched and understood.
Cat feces will be the primary cause of infection for people in the Western World. And no, you don't need to pick up a turd from the litter box and eat it to become imfected. If that were the case, no ome would ever be infected by things like stomach flu which are spread through the fecal-oral route. Each of us has been infected with numerous pathogens this way without ever knowing it. Simply living in a home with pet cats is enough to result in millions of toxoplasmosis infections worldwide.

>Being so autistic you took that literally

You basically have to eat cat litter to get this; also have a nearly HIV tier immune system

big boi

>What are we going to do about the massive amount of child-less cat lady's?
Point and laugh

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Instead of raising kids women are raising cats and dogs.

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