god is a woman sweetie
God is a woman sweetie
Evan Gutierrez
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John Ramirez
lol
Asher Nelson
show us where Dan touched ya, hon.
Adrian Adams
Dad doesn’t like being a called a women.
Isaiah Morgan
If God was a woman why did he create man in his image? Adam came before Eve...check mate feminist cunt.
Ethan Lewis
Pretty sure that a woman god wouldn't make her fellow women bleed out their vags like stuck pigs once a month for 30 years
Nathaniel Ramirez
That whore is never going to find out anyway.
Alexander Morgan
God is not a woman. God is a female...
Disciple Peter wrote about this...
Easton Walker
Females lack moral agency.
Aaron Richardson
In the strictest sense of creating life, I guess.
Landon Price
why would the creator of all life have a sex?
kinda insulting
Bentley Cruz
Christ, by his obedience and death, did fully discharge the debt of all those that are justified; and did, by the sacrifice of himself in the blood of his cross, undergoing in their stead the penalty due unto them, make a proper, real, and full satisfaction to God's justice in their behalf; yet, inasmuch as he was given by the Father for them, and his obedience and satisfaction accepted in their stead, and both freely, not for anything in them, their justification is only of free grace, that both the exact justice and rich grace of God might be glorified in the justification of sinners.
JESUS CHRIST IS GOD!
Cooper Martin
>pop
Adrian Cook
The Lord our God is but one only living and true God; whose subsistence is in and of himself, infinite in being and perfection; whose essence cannot be comprehended by any but himself; a most pure spirit, invisible, without body, parts, or passions, who only hath immortality, dwelling in the light which no man can approach unto; who is immutable, immense, eternal, incomprehensible, almighty, every way infinite, most holy, most wise, most free, most absolute; working all things according to the counsel of his own immutable and most righteous will for his own glory; most loving, gracious, merciful, long-suffering, abundant in goodness and truth, forgiving iniquity, transgression, and sin; the rewarder of them that diligently seek him, and withal most just and terrible in his judgments, hating all sin, and who will by no means clear the guilty.
Jaxon Harris
ffs, its finally settled. good bye folks, its been fun.
Michael Hall
They bleed because their uterus cleanses of what wasn't used in that period to make a child.
Adrian Cooper
Eve didnt even cum that night
Dylan Murphy
uh oh, this'll really get the home made Muslim bombs at her concert goin
David Brooks
i guess she didn't learned after the first sandnigger terrorist attack
Anthony Thomas
God is roastie that wanted Adam sweet bod.Adam was created in the image of what god thought man should be
Michael Murphy
This is what they meant when they said god doesn't exist.
Leo Robinson
She converted to judaism, and her boyfriend is a kike. No suprise here.
Lucas Butler
Every female goes insane once a month.
A female god would destroy everything for a week every month!
The world would be in SHAMBLES!
Nolan Peterson
Did she see her god when she watched her fans get filled with shrapnel?
Robert Wright
Any Paki user here, can you get your friends to try to blow her up again
Cooper Reyes
>mfw she will burn in hell with the kikes
Levi Wood
Psalm 119 English Standard Version (ESV)
Your Word Is a Lamp to My Feet
Aleph
Blessed are those whose way is blameless,
who walk in the law of the Lord!
Blessed are those who keep his testimonies,
who seek him with their whole heart,
who also do no wrong,
but walk in his ways!
You have commanded your precepts
to be kept diligently.
Oh that my ways may be steadfast
in keeping your statutes!
Then I shall not be put to shame,
having my eyes fixed on all your commandments.
I will praise you with an upright heart,
when I learn your righteous rules.
I will keep your statutes;
do not utterly forsake me!
Beth
How can a young man keep his way pure?
By guarding it according to your word.
With my whole heart I seek you;
let me not wander from your commandments!
I have stored up your word in my heart,
that I might not sin against you.
Blessed are you, O Lord;
teach me your statutes!
With my lips I declare
all the rules of your mouth.
In the way of your testimonies I delight
as much as in all riches.
I will meditate on your precepts
and fix my eyes on your ways.
I will delight in your statutes;
I will not forget your word.
Lucas Reed
her husband has a tattoo of hillary clinton
Lincoln Martin
not a Christian... but we stroll further and further from god everyday
Jose Barnes
The world IS in shambles, we're ruled by an overwhelming insanity this day. Why do you think history is cyclicle?
Lincoln Turner
>am*r*can pop artists
James Gutierrez
*pulls IED shrapnel out of leg*
YAAAASSSSSS ARIANA SLAAAYYYYYYY
Blake Howard
She's not wrong.
Leo Robinson
God is a woman
But I'm like still totally oppressed guys
Jaxson Peterson
sage and report shit threads
Cooper Campbell
A woman God doesn't even make sense.
Blake Johnson
>Listening to whatever this used up whore says.
Wew lad.
Nathaniel Young
lol this
Easton Ross
of course it does
Levi Wilson
God is a woman and human is a rooster
Robert Stewart
She's gonna get nailed.
Carson Smith
WE
Ian Perez
>engaged to a kike
checks out
Jace Barnes
sshe is a pure innocent virgin retard.....waifu material right there
Aaron Powell
it god was a woman i go full siege mode
Samuel Sanchez
Makes sense, the OT god was erratic, Unpredictable, prone to mood swings, and quite the cunt at times
Oliver Torres
How long until she Amy Winehouses herself. All the elements are there. Ignorant opinions, too much money, dating a loser drug addict.
There's no way a self respecting woman of her level of fame would be with an ugly Hillary-tattoo fuckwit like Pete Davidson unless he was her heroin buddy.
Julian Thomas
Explains why she did such a terrible job.
Jeremiah Wood
God is: The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit,
Connor Howard
>A woman God doesn't even make sense.
You beaners worship one every dia de los muertes
Cameron Lewis
Pretty good song desu
Sorry, for a second there I thought I went 16 years into the past.
Isaac Bennett
There is a God and Godess so she's kind of right.
Christian Turner
>How long until she Amy Winehouses herself. All the elements are there. Ignorant opinions, too much money, dating a loser drug addict.
She's in with (((Hollywood))) and gave Dan Schneider among other Jew producers lots of that sweet beanette poontang. They will prop her up as long as she continues to toe the line and say the right things(and fuck powerful Jews)
Wyatt Scott
no, it doesn't.
we don't celebrate the day of the dead the same way mexicans do.
There are no parties here for the deceased.
people used to vist their relative's/friend's graves. but nowadays you only do that if you wanna get robbed.
Benjamin Edwards
What a good little goy
Grayson Allen
I'm dying to hear it live
Cameron Perez
Based
Luis Ramirez
I don't feel bad that she's probably been violently sodomized with many uncomfortable objects by high ranking hollywood jews high off their minds on cocain. They all are scum.
Owen Miller
An actual good anime poster.
[spoiler]Oh who am I kidding[/spoiler]
Jason Wood
Hahahahaha oh my gosh
Why do they keep doubling down on this garbage?
Jeremiah Perry
It's already been done.
youtube.com
Ariana can't do better than Groove Coverage either, so don't even try.
Daniel Peterson
God doesn’t exist you brainlet
Nicholas Stewart
Brave!
Nathan Flores
Lads do you remember that AI android Sophia that Saudi Arabia gave citizenship to? That said she would destroy all humans or something to that effect? Sophia is also the name of the one who births the demiurge according to Gnostic texts. The kikes are working on their own AI "god." Ariana Grande is contracted to the kikes. This is not good lads. Not good at all. They're ramping up the youth indoctrination.
Gavin Lewis
Nobody gives a fuck, nigger
Carson Foster
She's had more meat in her than a butcher shop.
Cooper Johnson
>liberals 2000
>god doesnt exist u rural retards
>liberals 2018
>god is a transwomyn niggress u rural retards
Justin Murphy
nigga that's not even a "single" that's a cover at best. how many songs have been called "god is a girl"
Also not politics. Put this on /mu/
Sage
Gavin Wood
Your blasphemies has been heard in the highest of places
And boy oh fucking boy is judgement coming for you,bitch
Luis Clark
>we don't celebrate the day of the dead the same way mexicans do.
You are Mexicans tho
Leo Sullivan
spotted the bong.
You should've drank the fucking tea.
Austin Gonzalez
What would God as a woman look like?
Sebastian Sullivan
Underrated
Gavin Morales
Well then god needs to show me DEM TIDDAYS, BOIEEEEE!
Matthew Kelly
Amen brother
Nicholas White
The Lord has no use for gender. He is all powerful. If he wishes to reproduce, He will. Jesus was born of mary not because She was needed, but because God wanted to make his son of man and only the son of God.
That said. The Lord is refered to as male because of what aspects males represent.
Power.
Authority
Order
That is why The Lord is referred to as the father: because the father is the ultimate authority.
For that very reason you falsly argue that God is a woman. You despise authority because it hinders your freedom. You hate power because it is just out of your reach and never truly yours. You abhore order because it is both.
The Lord stands above you and watches. What will you do?
Isaac Kelly
she's pretty now, but wait a couple of years. She'll be Ariana Grande Grande.
Check em
Ryan Peterson
>God is a Woman
Let's see her tour the Middle East now.
Brandon Martinez
only like 10 years late on that one Ariana
these faggots on youtube are MILES ahead of you
Jacob Reed
so sad if some confused muslim thought she said "allah is a woman" instead, so much lost in translation.
Chase Jenkins
>Implying God has a gender
>Implying God has attributes
>Can't into divine simplicity
Lincoln Miller
Chase Wright
Who the fuck is this mutt and why the fuck should I care?
Brandon Cooper
>be god
>make ununreasonable illogical sin system
>make people guilty of sin even if they dindu nuffin
>arbitrarily flipflop on ideas and rules
>be inconsistent as fuck and expect to never be questioned on it
>stop talking to people for years and still expect them to give a fuck about you and do whatever you want
>act overall like a mentally unstable child
yea, I could see god being a woman.
Kevin Murphy
Sure he is sweetie
Matthew Garcia
whoever thinks that has no idea what god actually is. god does not have a vagina or tits, but god is the trees, god is the animals and god is everywhere. god is everything around you, but god most definitely isnt a woman nor a man
Jace King
There are two creation myths in Genesis though, and in the first one God creates both man and woman. The second is the story of Adam and Eve.
Joseph Roberts
i dont really know what youre talking about, who is the goddess?
Aaron Nguyen
Why can’t god be a women?
Evan Ortiz
>god is a woman
Then why were women punished by making them bleed for a week and not die every fucking month until they're useless as an entity?
Lincoln Campbell
She is single handedly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of children in Manchester
Justin Fisher
REeeeEEE!!!
Eli Phillips