There's not a single fucking Jew in my family and yet somehow I'm 17% kike?
Anyone else have this experience?
23andme lying about Jewish Ancestry
Zachary Robinson
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Brayden Anderson
Fuck off kike
Andrew Hall
gas
Brandon Johnson
Fuck off predatory lender!
David Cooper
Yea I got 23% ashkenazi also....
Sebastian Wilson
>Amerimutt
>surprised he is part new
Welcome to the real world goymutt.
Look up Hayim Solomon. Your country was birthed as a golem breeding ground.
Caleb Miller
you need to rethink everything you know about your family, some of them are secretly jewish and theyre hiding it from you
Aiden Brooks
*jew
Bentley Myers
17% is nothing. 50% was wermacht worthy, less than 1/4 is SS worthy.
Xavier Jenkins
Oven dodger
Wyatt Lopez
Your virgin father got cucked by chad Jew.
Blake Clark
that's because your granma was a whore
Owen Sanders
Your grandmother was a whore who cucked her husband
Dylan Rivera
Welcome and Shalom. America and Israel must stand together. The Founding Fathers and Jews were tight.
Nathaniel Allen
Yeah, it's prolly wrong - for real joo would know that paying for 23nme is worst investment ever
John Ramirez
Isaac Phillips
>flag
checks out
Christopher Scott
It says he was the main guy who funded the revolution. Have I been living a lie my entire life?
Jordan Martinez
>only 10% western euro.
Im mostly Dutch and German but my roots might lead back to Poland. These tests are a bit odd but i cant complain too much, Atleast i know why i dont look nordic.
Noah Garcia
Fuck off leaf
Jaxson Hernandez
cross reference with another company using a different name/IP/email
Chase Flores
They don't gain anything by falsifying Jewishness, you don't need to give a shit unless your mom is a Jew, results under 1% can be discarded however, they put guesses if some fragment can't be classed...
I came back 99.8% Euro .2% native American... Which means 100% Euro because .2% is the average Injun in American whites and I know my family history
Ryder Jackson
< 0.1 ASHKENZI JEW MASTERRACE REPORTING IN
Parker Robinson
If I found that I had Jewish DNA, I’d be on the first flight to Israel to get my new passport, then it’s off to the US Congress to start my new job.
Oliver Nelson
fpbp kek
Austin Lewis
get israeli citizenship and get a free m16 thanks to uncle sam
Sebastian Howard
>Joods
Jayden Roberts
Because a Jew from the 40s (your grandparents) would never change their names and go undercover in a different country.
Benjamin Allen
This.
Jaxson Diaz
Polish jew lineage. /Thread.
Christian Cooper
both of you should find out whos jewish in your family, upload your shit to my heritage and see if it allows you to see common ancestors.
Jordan Wood
That's the problem with how "jews" are defined. Your family could be non jewish by culture or religion for 1000 years and have some random bits that add up to 17% that don't reflect you at all. Somebody or combination of somebodys could have just come from a place where jews lived somewhere along the way. Germans and Slavs probably have this problem more than others.
The fact remains that you are 17% which means we can gas you or you can move to Israel and blow yourself up in a disco for the sake of the rest of us.
Christopher Long
You are a burger. All burgers have some jew in them
Jayden Hill
>There's not a single fucking Jew in my family
This isn't politics and I know I shouldn't be replying to this kike bait but you made me laugh so here's a (you).
Jonathan Perez
This is obviously a bait post, but 23andme's ashkenazi category is robust. So if you were for being serious, then yeah you got some yid in ya.
John Williams
Google owns 23andme, google stores a lot of information about you and your political ideology and uses it to turn you against the truth. 1488
Isaiah Walker
Yeah. All my ancestors for the last 500 years have been from the North Sea and even I have Sephardic Jewish DNA.
Connor Thomas
If I want to do one of these tests, is Ancestry the lesst likely to screw me over because they’re Mormon? I’ve already got family trees dating back almost 1000 years but I’ve always wanted to be a secret Jew and control the goyim.
Carter Jenkins
Ahahaa Polish and thinks he's not part Jew. Please step into this nice shower room.
Noah Wright
Evan Powell
Ha! You are a mud jew! If ur gonna be a jew at least be the white kind
Eli Foster
It's okay. I have a cunning plan to unmud myself.
Oliver Moore
Mormons actually think they're jews so they wouldn't hide it from you through there
Jason Flores
Who is that khazar semen demon?
Cameron King
Khazar, you say?
Wyatt Parker
It's well known 23andme messes with your results. there were news articles of this before. You'd have to be one dumb mutt fall for their scam.
Eli Nguyen
Whatever you say Moshe
Noah Ward
Mormons are unironically the chads of the theological world.
Be pure homogenous white society
Believe Jesus lived in America
Believe you are the real jews
Get your own fucking planet when you die
Have 18 children
Based
Gavin Bailey
That's a dude
Carson Stewart
Too much nose beak
Parker Bell
Yeah no. Ashkenazi genetics is super well studied and they have a robust database of their population genetics. The fake DNA is when they drop you 1% or less of some random group when you're totally white.
If they said he's 17% Ashkenazi, he definitely is.
Noah Campbell
nice dubbos also yes thats how we call them. Joden, wich are joods.
Evan Davis
Jews have been recognized as sexual predators for years. Weinstein is just a modern version of the Jew factory owner who demanded sexual favors from girls working in his factory. Your great grandma probably got inseminated by a filthy kike.
Landon Hernandez
You're a mutt also leaf. You do realize that?
Mason Allen
it's alright, dude
Jesus was a jew and he turned out ok
so long as you openly oppose Judaism and don't procreate you're good!
Matthew Nelson
Carson Sullivan
Mustve been worth it to """win"""ww2 huh? Its not like you've got invaded by shitskins wich hunt your people for sports, Nigel.
Camden Flores
Ya wanna know how I got these Scars?
Mason Perez
>somehow I'm 17% kike?
Your great Grandma slept around - see you at synagogue tonight.
Eli Harris
..are... You... Blogposting?
Chase Adams
LMAO im sure a quarter of you Nat Soc wannabees have some Jew in you. Dumb fuckin faggot larpers
Benjamin Anderson
I didn't have any jew DNA.
It was 100% European
Adam Perry
Oh fuck, my ID with those ubs, b-but why?
I got 96% European (60% British 36% German) with 4% North African.
>I WUZ KANG
>I WUZ HANNIBAL BARCA N' SHEIT!
James Parker
Le eternal anglo
Thomas Parker
why would you even send your DNA to (((CIAandme))) in the first place?
Henry Peterson
>paternity fraud isn't a thing
Bentley Jenkins
What is Blogposting?
Cooper Mitchell
thats too much
Josiah Peterson
Sure, burger
Landon Powell
Leo Jackson
btw mine
Owen Barnes
23andMe Was created and is owned by the sister of the CEO of YouTube. 23andMe lady was married to one of the founders of google and divorced him because she is a good digging roastie kike.
Justin Sanchez
John Brooks
Tbh I dont really know
Kayden Martinez
welcome brother
enjoy your birthright
Levi Walker
Why is there always a 0.2% anyway didn't we map all this shit? Im aware that one says nigger but its always there
Wyatt Butler
>My genes are lying, my feelings are the truth
Aiden James
Daar staat toch Scandinavisch? Why Poland then?
Daniel Hill
Hab another AR-"15 years old" Goldberg
Henry Mitchell
I have yet to see a single euro flag post a test that was 100% of any one group, except one fin. Old worlders confirmed for euro goblins.
Then don't worry about it. I have a feeling part of the reason for these jew owned companies is the stick in jew results here and there to get people to sympathize with jews because they think they are part jew because of fake and cooked up results.
Aiden Davis
They've pretty much admitted to skewing results to "mess with racists" user. You're fine.
>brutalist.press
>nationalvanguard.org
David Evans
Levi Perry
I doubt I do
James Collins
Well, my Italian family are quite swarthy so I wouldn’t put it past there being some Arabs in the family.
Brayden Phillips
Relax, you have to come out of a Jewish vagina to be Jewish. Not my rule, its theirs.
Landon Johnson
oh no. im sorry to say but 17% is too much for 23andme's tricks. they can only get away with 0.1% to maybe 3% in extreme cases.
i will take my 0.1% feather-crowned savage blood over that any day
Cooper Garcia
>doomed to mix into nigger
Bentley Morgan
La monstrosidad judia...
Nathaniel Walker
Yeah I was quite surprised at my test
Lincoln Ortiz
Your shitposting is disturbing me and arrousing me at the same time
Daniel Taylor
23andme says i'm 4% jew. myheritage (israeli company) says 0%.
Jeremiah Murphy
>Netherlands
>UK
True American colonist stock.
Lincoln Anderson
>Old worlders confirmed for euro goblins
lmao the state of your delusion
chances are, my prehistorical ancestors lived in a cave an hour away from my current hometown
one thing is sure, europeans will never be bigger mutts than you burgs
there never was an instance in Europe of so many ethnicities being forced to live with each other
Evan Moore
Seems legit
Samuel Jenkins
James Parker
They’ve admitted that they lie. Why finance them?
Henry Wright
Asking unironicaly: how much % of a Jew you need to be to get accepted by jews, get citizenship etc?
Jeremiah Lewis
You can trust me Goy
Gavin Howard
Im legitimately half ashkenazi and it got it right. You probably have some degree of Ashkenazi input in there thay it is maybe overemphasizing.
Chase Sanders
Whats your haplogroups lads?
Where did they admit that? I’ve done two tests and both have been accurate to what my family background is.