IT'S HAPPENING!
>The UK has been basking in high temperatures for weeks, in what has been the longest heatwave in 40 years.
>Because of the lack of rain and dry conditions, millions of Brits will be subject to water restrictions.
>While most water companies will not be restricting usage, United Utilities have confirmed a hosepipe ban for their customers.
A HOSEPIPE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING.
The fuck is a hosepipe?
>american education
garden hose
I really thought this was another weapon ban thing. This world is all just wrong.
What do Americans call it?
A holed water rope?
Don't flood your slype, bin that hosepipe!
OI! XE DOESN'T HAVE XIS HOSE LOICENSE
GET XIM!
>France heat wave: """Locals""" break 300 fire hydrants in bid to beat high temperatures
>HOSEPIPE
>garden hose
funny, they can still slop buckets of water around the yard without problem.
limeys are just fucking retarded with their goofy assed 'hosenpipen'
I got a 403. Could someone post the map? I hope I'm not on it.
we call them hosepipetubeductlines over here
>that is one word in german
>they can still slop buckets of water around the yard without problem
This. I am a bit surprised that they use hosepipes in the UK. One would think a bendy banana would get caught in there and cause a right mess.
We call it a hose.
The hosepipe ban never made sense to me. I mean, you can fill a bathtub 6 times in a day and that's fine, but anyone who uses a hosepipe to fill a tiny inflatable paddling pool is a burden on the water supply? Plus there's no way that these bans could be enforced unless your neighbor sees you using the hosepipe and dobs you in for it (in which case they are a terrible neighbor).
Nah, here in Dixie we call it a leaky snake
>calling a hose a pipe
Stop eating food with a fork, citizen. There's a forkpipe ban in effect. You can eat with your hands, that's fine. Just so long as you don't use a fork. A limit on how much food? None, just so long as you respect the forkpipe ban.
>EXTREME weather set to DEMOLISH the UK with HUGE RISK to LIFE for the next THREE MONTHS
>it's a bit of rain or a bit of dry in some northern shithole
sick of these headlines ngl
It rained for like 3 days in Scotland, then it's warm again
The horror, it's sunny in summer
>hosepipe
Why the fuck is Bonglish so fucking gay sounding?
>paddling pool
For the non-Bongs. This is a very small pool designed for children.
>3 days
Last year it rained pretty much non-stop from March to August.
Down here in the south, my hosepoipe loicense is still valid.
You should post pictures of yourself using your hosepipe on twitter and claim to be from an area where the ban is in effect, then tag the police in your @ mentions.
We actually call a hose the same as we call a snake, "slang". I had never realized this until your post. They were two completely different words in my mind.
Meanwhile we have months of no rain.
Silly pomburgers
Yeah it's nice to get a bit of sun, I've even got a little bit of a tan. I can't wait for people to freak the fuck out when the huge rains come on in August
>UNEXPECTED FLASH FLOODS HIT UK
mind if i lend it for the week?
my loicense expired a week ago and we're dying over here
you cheeky wanker =)
They have vans with equipment to detect you using your paddlehose pipepool.
Up here we call it the liquid lasso
yeah mate, I'm not even on a water meter so fill yer boots
The Muslims brought the desert weather with them...
God has abandoned the UK
this, i actually though theyd ban the good 'ol 3/4
lol restricting water on an island surrounded by water what a bunch of cucks
Never should've trusted me i'm about to steal all your water
it's called a hose you yellow toothed cock
Its to stop boomers like you leaving sprinklers on all day to get that perfect green lawn effect.
Oi That's a good hosepipe. I use it fill me moat when the moozlims are seen in the distance.
We call it "Mr. Robinson and his quango."
>slang
muh aquafresh bro
in russian it is shlang
I remember visiting family in the UK and even back then they were going mad over conserving water.
Are the water utility bills really high over there? Its not like the UK is a desert. Its an island surrounded by water and has many rivers to choose from.
Whats with brits acting like water is gasoline that has to be transported in from a far away place?
>TV licenses
>Bin that knife
>Acid attacks
>Water conservation enforced by neighbors and roaming government vans
UK is whipped m8
In America it is called a water entubement.
So, this is how they plan on making the UK reminisce a desert full of death and brown.
>bongs complaining about heat
It would’ve just been easier to type garden hose.
OI MATE BIN THAT PIPE
>it's called a hose you yellow toothed cock
Bongs won't understand that image. 109 degrees in bong degrees is 228 degrees.
I read this as "house-pipe" at first, like the metal pipe plumbing through your house, like are people really dismantling their plumbing pipes and using them as weapons?
Or, as we refer to them in Canada, hosers.
>Its an island surrounded by water and has many rivers to choose from.
Removing salt from sea water is expensive and very energy heavy. Also not enough could be gathered, distributed and used in time before many of the crops die. Which has already happened. As a consicounce some farmers have sent thier live stock to slaughter early as they can't feed them. Rivers are empting at a record rate. Some have no water in now at all.
Right now the whole westen hemispire is frying with no end in sight.
>naming something retarded because you want to be different
The absolute state of yuropoors
In America we call it a Garden Hose.
Don't be unripe, bin that hosepipe.
43C then, I assume bongs can type "f to c" into google
You must write for a Jewish sitcom fellow white man.
Bongs don't understand our North American weather neighbor. Super hot summers, cold as hell winters.
>paddling
>paddle
The clue is in the name user
No. These are the same people who put clothes washing machines in their kitchens. Do not assume they are capable.
>hosepipe
Definitely warranted. I could seriously fuck someone up with a hosepipe.
This is one temp ban that i understand. The water table is very delicate due to this drought. Sweden is massively effected by the incredibly sunny summer. It´s similar in denmark we are critical condition with 10/10 off drought index, grass and shit is very dried out. with animals and agriculture getting emergency dispensations to do stuff. There is rain coming, but like the other day there came 40mm in 2 hours in a few places. So it´s like monsoon style that it is coming rather than over several days.
And i hear in regional news that there´s some areas where there´s a lake that is nearly dried up that they use as reserve etc. So it´s great for tourists etc. but terrible for nature wildlife and agriculture. Well bad for nature essentially. The flies are also getting very up close and personal. Because they try to soak sweat off your skin to try to get something to drink.
>hosepipe
Lol britcucks actually call it a hosepipe
I live in texas, there have been water restrictions since before I was alive.
You'll live
protip: every living organism on this planet basically needs water, including insects. Every cell of your body consists of water membrane. So when there´s critical drought conditions the last thing you want is some feral niggers you imported not understanding how to run a normal society just splashing all over the place with water from hosepipes as the irresponsible dullards they are.
Loads of older US homes have clothes washing machines in the kitchen. They weren't built with separate laundry rooms back then and when washing machines gained popularity the kitchen was the sensible place to put them, and already close to water and drain lines.
First of all, a garden hose is flexible, made of FLEXIBLE tube. A “Pipe” is a rigid/solid piece of tubing.
Sorry eurofag, but you’re wrong
>109
And where is this?
Northeast Texas
I thought it said 'HORSEPIPE' at first. The fuck is a HORSEPIPE?
Yes it´s a stupid name to call it a pipe when it´s actually a tube. But i guess they say it because it´s water that goes out the hose that comes from the waterpipes. Hence hosepipe
and a pineapple has nothing to do with pine trees or apples. but we still call it that
How's the humidity? Floridafag here with 90-95 heat but 200%+ humidity. It's fucking AWFUL, THERE'S NOTHING TO SAVE YOU FROM IT OTHER THAN BEING INSIDE
Used for artificial insemination.
Scroll down, first image pic related
Never Change dailystar
SHLONGED
Currently 42%, so it could be worse.
Did no one notice that's the forecast for tomorrow?
we call it a hose hose in america
If i have it in my garage does it become a garage hose?
Do I need a license to post tomorrow's forecast?
Now it's just a hose.
>and a pineapple has nothing to do with pine trees or apples. but we still call it that
That´s because a pineapple looks a bit like a pinecone, but inside it´s a fruit like an apple. Hence pineapple.
But here we call it Ananas.
united utilities waste 4.5 million litres of water a day here, which we pay for. that hose pipe is getting abused don't worry about that
in texas? probably
I thought it was a rooty tooty water shooty
Also the UV index goes to 11, that's how you know it's good.
Yes
Who needs water when you have curry
HOSENPIPEN'D
Snake is slange here.
>a snake = En slange
>Several snakes = Flere slanger
>all the snakes = Alle slangerne
Funny that you just call it slang. What is it in plural?
lemme go back over that for you
>Do I need a license to post tomorrow's forecast?
>In texas? Yeah, Probably.
>hosepipe
fucking toothniggers
They are South East Asian. Pakis, Poos, and Bangis.