Elsaß-Lothringen

Every farm, vagina and KFC in the world is rightful Bantu clay.

I would love to slice german throats with the frogs at my side

Founded by German settlers but ok.

Germany has no interest of fucking with France; the historical animosity between the two countries can largely be attributed to Napoleon when he steamrolled thru the German states and pretty much forced the modernization of the Prussian system (so it could survive) and tore down the previous European world order. Bismarck himself did not want to annex Elsass, even though the majority were German speaking and it was a great region to defend against French attack.

TL;DR: France caused the rise of the German states by invading during the Napoleonic Wars thus giving Prussia political and military opportunity to unify the other german states afraid of another French invasion.

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Mulhouse also has double street naming. Germans behaved badly in 1870, no point crying over what happened after 1918
1880 version would be "build a lot of forts, fill them with soldiers and guns, never use them because Germany didn't manage to push through the line"
Alsace Lorraine is overwhelmingly white dipshit
if this and if that

Germans didn't forcibly expel Frenchies and ban French in 1870.

>if this and if that
It happened in our timeline. If the other troops weren't there to save you from the Kaiserschlacht your army would have had to surrender.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1917_French_Army_mutinies

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1939
-declare war on Germany
-push into germany because they don't have enough troops on the border
-pull out of germany cuz lol, why not

The French were pushing towards the West for centuries since the Germans inherited Lotharingia rightfully and with treaties justifying the claims of the KINGDOM OF GERMANY.


Liger, Rotten and Seine used to be the border-rivers of the German people in the West.
>https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogUumXrtPGY

The Belgae and some Northwestern Gauls already reported of their Germanic ancestry proudly and Caesar already reported of Suebi in modern-day Alsace.
In fact, if it wasn't for him, Ariovistus would hae conquered Northern Gaul already, sice many Germanic people were moving there.
That is true, it has to be clear though who owns what when we did that.
A little bit of rivalry never hurt anyone.
We Europeans need to get butthurt at each other to protect ourselves from third parties, this is the way to redpill people.

Look at Poland, it's the perfect example, they closed their borders for any foreigners, while also making Anti-German propaganda.

A little bit of infighting between Euros, keeps the French from executing their 150 years plan of "getting 100 million Frenchmen in France, if necessary from Africa" or apply egalitarianism and allows them to grow some balls an

See

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>Mulhouse also has double street naming
Gee, Mulhouse sure sounds Galloroman.

Agreed.

And to be honest, shitposting competition is a lot of fun.
Besides, the greatest technological leaps are always in warfare, the greatest known competition of nations.

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Germans care that much about Elsaß-Lothringen? You lost that centuries ago.

I'd be more incensed about Königsberg, the Soviets were supposed to administer it, not annex it.

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