Why don't you lads take the alternative to the black pill?
Why don't you just take the Goalpill. It's simple. Stop worrying about the state of this nation and its peoples, stop worrying about the death of our society and the death of our culture.
Just buy two four packs of Carling, a box of Greggs sausage rolls or Pukka Pies, go and purchase the full sky sports package, Norf F.C/Souf F.C shirt and sink into beautiful football induced bliss as you cheer on Ngubu/Mgwembe scoring a cheeky one just before half time. Be sure to get mates with similar aspirations and HUGE love of football. Eat as many curries, kebabs and pakoras as your rapidly growing gut can hold and just forget about this nightmare.
Absolve yourself of the horrors and stresses of living in Britain in the 21st century. Soon the only worry you'll concern yourself with is if your favourite team wins this season or or if Khalid will be transferring from Souf to Norf F.C.
NGUBU NGUBU WHEREVER YOU BE YOU STARVE TO DEATH IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY COULD BE WORSE COULD BE SOUF GETTING STABBED IN YA COUNCIL HOUS
Nicholas Carter
Applied to the army, navy and RAF lads. Thought if I got through I'd be starting training in Jan or May. Turns out I'll be starting in September instead. Problem, I have no money. Should I claim for bennies? What do? What would our lord and saviour Eddie do?
Is there anything more pathetic than lefty morons pretending to be down wit da yoof innit big up to da mandem crew we got bare ting at da crib ya get me blad?
Get your bennies , and Please get your Fitness /Running /Disciplines up m8
Tyler Garcia
The earth isn't flat. What is radar distance.
Nicholas Sanchez
I've been away.
What trip is Eddie now using and is it true he's a confirmed nonce?
Ryder Carter
More big pale freckly boobposting please
Liam Brown
You said Republican French peasantry pretends to be down with the youth then mimicked a modern youth accent. It was a bizarre claim made completely out of the blue with no reinforcing evidence or examples
Brody Rogers
I got told by my shrink many years ago I like slim birds with big booties ,its medically a thing cos womin who have arched backs .good asses make better mummies
Evan Roberts
i live in a middle class bit of the home counties and you always hear white kids using words like ting and peng
Luis Gutierrez
I love spanking nawty birds cannot understand the written bit kek
Carson Kelly
BAOR are fags
Kevin Ross
Depends on my moods to be honest. If I want straight fucking its big ass but for cuteness and intimacy slim girls are better imo
Christian Howard
It’s called being a kid you absolute fucking loser.
Brody Carter
reposting this for the guy asking about polltax day
Was a funny old time for me as I was a shop steward in b4 my Police /paki probs , I was mixing with the SWP lot , through my unionist members at work , so I ended up on a coach going dawn that Laaarndaan town , where the streets had no name but were blessed in Gold , against the Cunt Thatcher , tbqfh , I was only mixed up with the SWP /Marxist /trotsie lot cos I was engaged to my lovely wife to be , but the main bird there was a tasty lil slut , I was banging twice weekly behind the gas works, to cut a long story short I was there for her , an I got slept most way down the m6 , when we got there we had couch parks the cops sent us , I saw the TSG/Riot Cops from the miners met bully boys on the way around town , I told all these students an artsy arseholes , watch yourselves cos it will kick off today , the shitbags turned on me , an were saying its a peacful protest , Yeah ..I told them I used to go away daze hoolie .. which went down dreadfully , I ditched the silly sods an went a few bars , and chatted with the Cockneys , I got told that it was kicking off at the coach parks , so I made my way there , I got stuck in holding pen , an then a few legged it ,so did I an as we headed to traflagar squares , we were nabbed by the TSG and arrested , I would like to say I battered a few coppers , I didnt we were bundled in the old black maria vans , I was shoved in processing , and charged with ABH on a copper , I went before the Birk on the tuesday an got the choice admit =fine or jailed on remand , I admitted , an it was a comically as we all assualtted the same Copper and Got £600 fine , I went home and I was binned from my job , was all over the local rag , I think this was my Downfall ..kek
Colton Long
The good the bad and the ugly is without a doubt the coolest film ever made.
Henry Reyes
t. Virgin
Adrian Smith
4 isn’t much.
What role are you looking at specifically?
To answer your question you’d be best asking a recuritment officer or something like that. Spend your time getting Jow Forums and maybe become a part time wagecuck.
Charles Howard
I can only offer ancecdotal evidence. It is fashionable to be 'urban yoof' and everyone seems to aspire to be a roadman innit mandem
If, at street level, the discourse had been kept at this maliciously jocular level demonstrated by Jow Forums, then there could have been hope for multiculturalism. Everyone just started taking themselves too seriously.
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot ..is Clints best film But dont sexualize me they scwwwweam at ME#TOOS
Nathaniel Price
Oh my god I can't type today. Whatever
Ayden Martinez
Why are you so mad that I’ve had sex you perma-virgin
Dylan Sanders
Just had a nice wank and a cheese sandwich with one of those little cans of coke. Lush.
Matthew Scott
Wtf is south Ireland?
Charles Williams
I hate ryan air
Angel Rodriguez
Never seen it. Outlaw Josey Wales, Gran Torino and Unforgiven are brilliant.
William Martin
Im not you muppet Stop saying that it’s cringy af now you’ve over used it to the point where it’s not even funny anymore
Leo Walker
Who's coming on the 8th?
Isaiah Robinson
me in your mother while you are out at that gay march
Juan Hernandez
It’s not a joke, I’m asking you a direct question you seething virgin
Adrian Garcia
And I said I’m not you muppet
Alexander Green
Mum's dead. Only got my nan. Will she do?
Angel Martinez
Nah , Horrible... its a HUGE WARNING , get a Great loving Bird , and dont let cock ruin life , Maria my fiancee then has grand kids now with her dopey hubby now ..silly mare wanted to kikebook me ?? shows you , she saw my huge fall from grace , the paki stuff and Cat a , POrisoner taking a Governer hostage in Manchester prison , an being found Nutziod and then sent Merseyside hossie , an she still has feelings for me .. ??? This shows you Need to set Boundries with your Partner an self .. Hark at me the Marge Proopes of the mongos here ..kek
David Robinson
Its the 9th you fat cunt
Wear your vests
Andrew Reed
you can have slim with perky tits an a arse , then skinny its a boy with no cock ..eww
Jonathan Mitchell
Your mums not dead she just faked it to get away from you
Because you're entwined into a economic and political bloc. That doesn't mean you're not independent. You are allowed to leave tomorrow if you really fucking want to. You'd be an international pariah though and no one would trust you.
>mfw Brits vote remain in inevitable 2nd referendum
>Le goal pill xD Worse forced meme than tubby custard and "Eddie is a Nonce"ing
Nolan Thomas
How are we lad?
Brayden Collins
dont set off that autist again
Owen Ward
Surpised you dont need a full big steak meal after fucking the 3 Iriosh Travellaer slag hotness an flying that big silver bird , kek
Big eared thick inbred Mongo daftee thick bog trotting cunts akin to pigs in swill ...maybe
Loved those check that out with Bridges its a classic .. OK
whos coming the brit/pol Xmas nite out on the wed 19th , Buffet /karioke
Connor Davis
You do know that the majority of people here are against an EU superstate and yet the people in power at the EU want exactly that? So why the fuck are you still here?
Jordan Bennett
>1pbtid
Every single fucking time.
Julian Bailey
they send you romantic signals they make you devote energy to them they make you feel special and powerful they make you build up illusions about them they list of their 19 ex boyfriends they call you little brother and then you have to sit and listen to their suddenly shit conversation about their favourite mash potato and there's no recourse in polite society but to smile and nod and mimic noosing yourself with your hoodie string until you can leave
Robert Jones
>mfw Brits vote remain in inevitable 2nd referendum >its cold and dark out there let me crawl back into this puddle of warm shit going to be doom and gloomed about future uncertainty into going back with EU and then its all fucking over
Zachary Thompson
Dont dis them if Brilliant
I killed my bitch last Xmas , was Rejoiceous for the horrible things she did me my sisters ..!
Kevin Ward
seething
Jack Reyes
Eddie is a nonce though.
Hudson Richardson
why has nobody remade crazy frog with brapp
Chase Ortiz
>You haven't made another post in the space of 5 mins so you aren't credible I don't sit on Brit/pol/ all day like manchild sorry
James Hernandez
Ive stopped worrying about Brexit and the state of the nation now. Im gonna get my dick chopped off convert to islam and work for the UK's best employer.
>I only associate myself with slags why can't I find the right woman :( You're no different than the women who surround themselves with fuckboys and wonder why they can't keep a man tied down
