How do I fake being Jewish?

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

I want to infiltrate their secret society, steal back the media, and make alot of shekels

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Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

Learn about Jewish humor and in-jokes.

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

You dont fake being jewish u simply convert to judaism do it now you wont regret it

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

im jewish and i still can't do it, you have to be born into the right jewish families, or prove yourself useful somehow

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

How do I fake being Jewish?

It is pretty easy, actually. Just act confident around kikes. You do not have to be a practicing Jew to be accepted into their nepotistic circles. Most Jews are in fact atheists. It is enough that you make it seem as if you have Jewish roots.

Back in college I got a part-time job at a law firm which I later found out to have only gotten due to my Slav last name. They assumed I was a Jew or had diaspora ancestry. So I just went along with it and they treated me much better than all the other goyim working for them, sharing inside jokes and such.

They are also some of the nastiest most two-faced rats I had the displeasure of being around.

William Long
William Long

I stumbled into this.
have Jewish sounding last name (it's German)
from NYC so I sound like a jew and know their lingo and mannerisms
be of Italian and German heritage giving me a vaguely Jewish apperance
get entry level job at a hospital for a large NYC metropolitan healthcare network
keep getting attention from the higher ups, they feel me out, I play along
quickly find myself promoted and making almost 250k/yr.because it was assumed I'm a.chosen

Pretty comfy. Just pay attention to the jew holidays. Almost blew my cover due to that.

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

things that never happened

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

I have got a jewish last name that doesnt exist anymore hardly post-ww2 (Portuguese jewish who emigrated to holland and changed the spelling) and jews ive met have thought i was lying about jewish ancestry. I am tall and blue eyed. Ah well, dont care at all.

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

They are also some of the nastiest most two-faced rats I had the displeasure of being around.

Elaborate for me.

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

Watch seinfeld for 10,000 hours

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Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

Fuck, I want to do this.

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

Jews are a lot like greeks with higher IQ. I live in a city with a high population of both and honestly the only difference i can see is that the jews have better neighbourhoods. Jewish women are loud and rough (Just like greeks) who run thr household. Greek men are a little more alpha than Jew men, although not much.

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Nah that's pretty much how it is man. Being a secular jew is basically like being in the best business fraternity of all time.

Maybe not 250k starting levels of easy-street but they pretty much instantly hire each other for jobs in finance and law.

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Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

study up on sophistry and loophole seeking.

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

I want to infiltrate their secret society, steal back the media, and make alot of shekels
You won't fool any of them because you know jack shit about Judaism. Even if you did, you wouldn't steal the media cause they don't have them. Even if they did, you wouldn't make a lot of shekels because Jews aren't that rich.

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Heres a list that I know of at least

"Whens the last time you have been to temples?"
say that you haven't gone to temple in three years.
Learn some yiddish, irrationally hate communists and fascists, dislike evangelical christians yet recognize who they support, dislike pretty much everybody that isnt a jew.

Thats basically what happens.

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

Practice this pose in the mirror

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Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

thinking goys can actually convert and aren't just larping shabbos goys who the ├╝bermensch Ashkenazis can laugh at

Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

I have a Polish Ashkenazic surname, I look nothing like a Jew but get assumed to be Jewish all the time solely based on my surname

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

Go a synagogue
say you move here few years ago
say you are jewish, but have no clue because your parents are atheists
There are many non religous jews, and many kids have no idea about the religion. The synagoges have to reeducate many young people.
Yhe issue is often that once the kids got their bat mitswah they are never seen in the synagoge again until they get older, usually around 40-50, till then they have forgotten everything they have learned.

So just walk in there and tell them your parents never visited a synagoge is well enough of a cover story

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Work in television.

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

Lewandowski?

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

due to my Slav last name. They assumed I was a Jew or had diaspora ancestry.
But Slav surnames are rather different than Slav jewish surnames. Work better on your LARP next time, low-IQ faggot

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

I have a Sephardi jew last name, too bad that branch of kikes isn't that successfull anywhere I know of, so I can't reap any benefits of it or even fake it

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

No

It's actually a very old Polish (possibly Germanic) surname but was heavily adopted by da j00s

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

Watch and learn:
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Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

I follow every single Jew and Jew page that (((facebook))) hosts for maximum intel and optics

Then I just say I am when it suits the situation. Nose is pretty big so its pretty believable too

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James Long
James Long

make alot of shekels

Make shekels, but lose your foreskin.

Blake Green
Blake Green

Don't.
If you pretend long enough, you'll eventually be roped into their Jewish tactics. Never let yourself be one with the enemy.

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