'During the Canadian collapse they told themselves they liked to eat bugs.'
'Their government paid news agencies to produce stories telling people that bugs were a delicacy to get them ready for what they were about to do'
'It's like c'mon man - put that in you bloody pipe and smoke it. Don't think it cant happen again bucko'
'it's like you live and you learn but you don't right. it's more like you live to try and forget the time you told yourself you liked the bugs you were shoveling down your mouth because you already ate all the dogfood. and that's bloodywell that. '
'it's like you live and you learn but you don't right. it's more like you live to try and forget the time you told yourself you liked the bugs you were shoveling down your mouth because you already ate all the dogfood. and that's bloodywell that. '
>What will you be next? I wonder how they come up with this shit. they dont believe any of it - it is for external consumption by foreign nationals. it's a form of damage control/perception management.
Agreed, I woke up this morning super depressed with a draft coming in to my commieblock apartment. I turn on the news and some pajeet is making kebabs on the CTV morning show. I go outside and my face instantly freezes. My car has ice all over it and I fell down trying to scrape my windshield so I can make it to work on time to wagecuck for schekelburg. I've never been so depressed in my life and wish my grandfather had gone to Argentina instead of here. I hate this country so much. Tonight I will eat bugs with a side of potato wedges as a luxury meal. I only get wedges once a month. I haven't seen any of my friends in months because they dont leave the house- many of them cant afford the gas or car payments. I'm basically at the point where I'm claiming refugee status to Botswana or something
We need to do something to make the rest of the world realize this place is a 3rd world shithole and allow us refugee status.
It's cold as fuck, expensive as fuck and poor as fuck. Literally the worst place on earth to be born.
Brayden Hernandez
I agree, because in all actuality this place is a 3rd world shit hole. The government lies about unemployment numbers and GDP per capita. There are labour strikes everywhere and businesses are leaving en-mass. Our media is also state owned, and any "independent" media gets gibs from bell who are in cahoots with the government. This would be our best plan, conveying that we're living in an authoritarian state that disguises itself with sunshine and rainbows. Perhaps Russia would be our best way out. Hell, I'd even take England and all its rain over this
Connor Martin
'By 2020 the act of feeding a woman steak was regarded as a pre-engagement behaviour - you wouldn't spend that kind of cash unless she was wife material. Not in canada.'
I hope Canada and western society collapses. The west deserves nothing else but collapse and suffering. You are free to disagree with me, but the unprecedented level of shaming, bitterness and failed attempts at rallying young men have failed. If only there was some way to take all of that content and present it to people so I can show them the true magnitude of what I'm talking about and how we are truly and totally fucked considering all the shaming has not motivated young white men to step up at all. Although my room has been quite clean lately.
Nathan Young
The obvious amount of samefaging here is astounding.
Bentley Turner
I'm all too familiar with these truths about our shithole fake nation. It's basically a ponzi scheme so the political elite can live well, while everyone else suffers and then is told "it's a privilege" to live here. Most Canadians don't even realize how much of a commie shithole this place actually is because they think we're literally on par with USA on their laws and freedoms, when it's not the case at all.
Charter of Rights and Freedoms was drafted in 1982 and the very first line states all of it can be changed if in best interest of the government. Canadians think we have the US Constitution.....
Joseph Watson
How can we organize if we all have no money for gas?
Juan Murphy
good. we should have allowed only more america up there anyways.
Parker Richardson
Please annex us
Asher Hall
there are three types of albertans.
petersons
aurinis
and commiewhingebags.
Caleb Gomez
"We're Leafs, we don't want to be part of the USA". Let's in unlimited migrants, destroys culture...
Y'all are beyond annexing. Doing that would just increase our financial burden with more refugees
Evan Evans
I never said anything about organizing. Perhaps you saw the part about rallying and mistook my meaning. The internet attempts at getting young white men to opt back into society have failed, despite the sheer magnitude of these efforts and the anger behind them. Some things are just too broken to fix. Turns out, in this case, western society is that thing that is just too broken.
Wonder who'd Canada would blame if they didn't have America as a scape goat......
Gabriel King
inb4 Venezuela tier cia blaming
Henry Ramirez
Its always been a tough existence here. My french side were sent here because we were hookers and thieves. The Scottish side because we were thieves.
Canada was considered a penal colony where only the worst were sent by both the British and French empires.
Only British aristocrats that pissed off the King were "granted" positions here. Hence why our country floundered for 200 years and every decision was alchohol induced.
Its like we are waking up now after 400 year hangover and realizing that this is a desolate country. Worse, run by an incredibly smug, elite liberal class of politician.
Canada was once respected for our pragmatic, commercial and when necessary military qualities.
But we allowed the "I Can'ts" to destroy us.
Now anyone with a good idea or that goes against the liberal populism is considered mentally ill and prescribed fluoride pills to deplete your IQ.
What are you fags going on about now? Is there supposed to be a food shortage or something?
Toronto here, I don't even notice.
Cooper Bell
Im tired of the US hating that is fucking endemic in our culture.
Without the US we would be a fucking colonial afterthought like South Africa.
We should incredibly gratious that the Americans have insulated us from the rest of the world.
And what do we have to say about it.. we blame Daddy for everything.
Americans should remind Canada about Fort Drum and that fact that our "government" could be dismantled in literally 2 hours if they wanted.
We really take the Americans for Granted. We wouldnt have any position without them and we have the audacity to backstab, moral posture, shitpost and talk shit about them every chance we get.
Even the Americans know its not worth annexing 12 more Democractic states LOL and a tremendous social welfare bill.
And the inevitable fact that 1/2 of Canada would move to America because we are imprionsed here.
Angel Rodriguez
>Toronto here, I don't even notice. quasigovernmental post friend
Holy shit man. im just south of Toronto. Thats some massive inflation.
TIP:
Buy a big chest freezer. Because there are seasonal fluctations of food prices ( especially in our leafistan) you need to buy when things are cheap.
Blueberries - $2/1.5kg (summer only) I buy like 40 kgs and freeze Beef- Same thing- plus there are farmers who will sell direct cuts just fill your freezer Bread- When breads are on sale ( always are) just by a months worth
Dont buy value added shit like cereal.
You can buy Oatmeal for like $.90/lb and dress it up with some other shit.
My food bill is arun $250/mth and my wife and I eat Salmon, steak, Sushi grade Tuna and food that you couldnt get at a restaurant several times a week.
Trick is not to buy the Boxed "industrial foods" . Less components means cheaper.
This is a false history of Canada. The majority of Frenchmen who came were fishermen, explorers, soldiers, laborers, etc. French women were imported from French orphanages (Daughters of the King they were called) to be married off. The British who were here are the exact same type as arrived in the Americas. Farmers, workers, tradesmen, soldiers, zealots etc. After the FIW it would be people seeking to own new land much like in the U.S.
Just because your own family are thieves and whores doesn't mean the entire country is. The place was used by the British crown to extract raw resources from, not as a penal colony like Australia. The elites back then weren't even smug liberals, they were woke as fuck. Look at John A MacDonald and some of the things he said about Indians and wanting Canada to be a White country.
The only flaw about Canada is its desire to be a "Multicultural" country instead of a "British" country, and all the autistic non-British White groups basically wanted the "Non common culture mosaic" that we have now.
Yes that's what usually happens, things go on and off sale, i went yesterday and the flier changed today. This is also metro, high proced groceries. Continue along with your stale retarded troll
They where to daughters of hookers sent to keep the French military men company.
John A McDonald was a fall down drunk loser. He threw up in the house of commons and missed a battle cause he was passed out drunk. Great role model......
Grayson Nelson
Accurate pricing. What do these products cost in America?
Elijah Bailey
I'm going to the grocery store. Anyone want me to take a picture of some prices?
Christian Gutierrez
>boneless skinless is a loss leader End yourself Muhammad
where are the pork feet, nose and ears? I want to see more trash meat prices!
Adam Barnes
>bugs humans cant digest the exoskeleton of insects do
Samuel Sullivan
If you dont shop for sales then you have less IQ than I would have assumed Cleatus. Should I only post photos of things overpriced not on sale to keep this troll going?
Ian Myers
Gross. Acceptable. So was eating the leather in their shoes when the first crops failed, then rioting and being murdered by fresh troops. Probably not a part of early history that needs to be recalled or recreated.
They were basque fishermen and they never settled permanently in Newfoundland etc.
Soldiers that settled here were Hessians from Revolution granted acreages from the Crown along with other "loyalist" entities.
However, this is a very small group of early Canadians.
The majority of Early Canadians. (Im not talking when Italians, Poles etc showed up for Manufacturing jobs in the late 1800's.) Were sent here for punitive reasons, the highland clearance brought the majority of Scottish Canadians here, along with famines and border issues in the UK.
There were way more opportunites for settlers to go elsewhere. Canada was usually through impressment and the last resort.
Hence why the French King had to round up orphans to sleep with french soldiers to create New France- because no one wanted to live here.
I am using the work Penal in a colliquial sense as we are on Jow Forums not Reddit.
Elijah Barnes
HIS 221: Canadian History, Pre-Confederation (to 1867): Scottish immigration to Canada due to the Highland Clearances
You can thank the British for Genociding the Scots for a Scottish Population in Canada of around 4m people.
Why do you think so many of us are "Mac..." etc.
We are the remants of Scottish Clan system including your John A MacDonald.
As was the case for most emigrants who went from France to New France, 80% of the filles du roi were from the Paris, Normandy and the western regions.[12] Almost half were from the Paris area, 16% from Normandy and 13% from western France. Most came from urban areas,[13] with the Hôpital-Général de Paris and the Saint-Sulpice parish being big contributors.[14] Many were orphans with very meagre personal possessions, and with a relatively low level of literacy.[15] Socially, the young women came from different social backgrounds, but were all very poor. They might have been from an elite family that had lost its fortune, or from a large family with children "to spare."[16] Officials usually matched women of higher birth with officers or gentlemen living in the colony,[17] sometimes in the hopes that the nobles would marry the young women and be encouraged to stay in Canada rather than return to France. A few women came from other European countries, including Germany, England, and Portugal.[18]
France stationed soldiers in Canada such as the Marines, and the Courier De Bois served the French and lived in Canada after the war. There are records of Highlanders, and other British soldiers staying in Canada after the FIW. This is all prior to the AWI. The groups of Canadians even after the AWI were still fairly large. York was a fairly big city, as well as Quebec, and the War of 1812 which happened like 50 years after the end of the FIW involved large amounts of people and were national in scope, not colonial.
Many British settlers found more freedom in the New World because England was crowded and poor. Some swathes of the men in the British army were made of apprentices and tradesmen who couldn't find work back in England. I'm curious as to "opportunities elsewhere" were in the 1750s. There really only was the U.S. and Canada and Britain wanted to use settlers to ensure that the British government and no one else had claim to the area.
Ethan Garcia
As for the Daughters of the King. They weren't there to sleep with French soldiers and just French soldiers. They were there to marry French men who were shacking up with Indian women and they wanted to avoid a situation like in Latin America and wanted White women to marry French men so they could maintain French control of Quebec and not worry about rebellion.
Your right though in a sense that French women didn't want to immigrate there, but that's because it was cold.
Also why are bug products so expensive? I heard of a cricket chocolate the other day. Costs 104 €/kg. Is it just a ruse to fleece moneys off hippie morons?
Ethan Jackson
it's the 'delicacy'' phase of the project
people will see them for $15/kg and think they are getting the best deal for a DELICACY.
Lucas Diaz
Good strats but what happens when there's nothing but bug paste and dirty water?
Austin Gutierrez
My comment is referring to when Industrial jobs were available in Canada in the late 1800's ( like 1880- onwards) where we started recieving non UK Europeans en masse.
There were many opportunties for British Colonial settlers from 1750-1880. almost 1/4 of the world in the end.
Early settlment was through impressment or like you said "big incentives".
No body wanted to live here.
I can name several notable " Canadians" that not only despised Canada and Canadians buy hated they were here.
General Brock is perfect example and Cardinal Richelieu
Luke Phillips
Just buy from local farmers. I try to source as much as I can from local farmers, bypassing the distributors, logistics, warehousing and value added shit at grocery stores.
