Give me some wisdom guys

Don't spend too much time and energy worrying about what other people think of you.

Remember that everyone is going through something in their life, so dont be too fast to judge.

Travel while your knees still work, retire when they don’t.

How does one develop their identity?

You start by using your fucking brain for once

Here's some wisdom: the ego is a self-inflicted delusion meant to shelter the weak and terrified from the harsh truth that nothing any living thing does will ever have any significance in any context.

Eat oranges, eggs, and greens.

Your body will thank you.
Beef and chicken are also good.

Sounds more like you're a faggot who gave up on life because nothing you do will ever be of any significance. There's plenty of evidence to the opposite of what you've said throughout history.

Sounds like you've bought into the mythology created by society to breed consumerism and perpetuate the farce of human permanence because your tiny mind can't come to grips with the fact that you're nothing and will always be nothing.

life's all about the journey, not the destination.

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You're literally dumb bro. "People who think the know everything annoy those of us who really do."

You're an edgy teen who thinks he figured it out. The only thing going for you is that you made it farther than most but you're at that too dumb to know what they're saying stage. Come back when you've matured a bit.

You didn't even refute anything he said

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Learn how to do squats as a sophmore in HS, and get swole. Ass to Grass. Fuck all the girls you can while you are young too... quantity over quality... no long term relationships until you got money.. and can live without them if needed.

Good whiskey goes stronger at the bottom.

No means yes, yes means anal.

the earth is flat and pee is stored in the balls

>Identity is overrated.
says the ideological driven npc with no mind of his own, neck yourself.

"Those who excel at solving problems do so before they may arise"

Never piss against the wind.

Pee is stored in the tip of the penis. Not in the balls. Only cum is stored in the balls.

Always bet on silver snakes.

Do not approach a horse from the back, a bull from the front, and an idiot from either direction

Yes I did

Don't worry, be happy.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS
AND YOURS ALONE

you are my hero

- Save a bit of your paycheck each month and pay into your 401k, even if it's just a little bit each month.

- If you feel yourself getting angry or upset in a conversation, step back for 5 seconds before you say anything.

- Floss.

- Stretch.

- Be kind to others, it will get you way farther in life.

- Read.

Eat a little bit of fiber with every meal. Your intestines and asshole will appreciate it.

Working out can be as simple as doing pushups or curling a milk jug full of water. Don't let the excuse of not having a gym stop you from bettering yourself physically.

Life is just one fool thing after another. Love is just two fool things after each other.

The path of least resistance is usually mined.

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fbpb

>Fuck all the girls you can while you are young too...
And catch all the STDs while you're at it.

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why would you store pee? just go piss man

Always ask a woman what the plan is if she gets pregnant before you fuck her, if she doesn't say something along the lines of "get rid" (saying "I use contraception" is a cop out) straight away limit yourself to foreplay or meet someone else, no matter what you must wear a condom if you're fucking a woman.

You can't "fix" or "help" someone unless you are a professional who has professional experience in that field. You aren't going to fix a woman who self harms with hugs, kisses and nice texts, you can't guide her onto the right path with your experiences, get them professional help if you want them to get better.

People who self harm or threaten suicide are (in my experience) manipulative, if they truly felt suicidal they wouldn't wait until you made other plans, argued with them or left to kill themselves, the average person can't stop someone from cutting themselves and won't know what to do when they see blood.

It's easier to turns no's when dealing with people into yes' than the other way around.

Learn a real form of self defence (includes pressure testing what you learn and sparring), you will feel more confident in refractory situations and actually be able to defend yourself, daydreaming of what you did in MGS doesn't translate into the real world.

Save 10% of your pay, save enough money to pay your bills and fund your lifestyle for 3 months and keep that buffer, unexpected bills or redundancy are a fucker and selling your possessions feels awful.

If you're in the same job position (and want to progress) for more than 2 years you're wasting your time, always learn new skills and study, if you still get nowhere consider a new job.

Renting is dead money, work hard and save while you're younger and get a mortgage early on, it's cheaper than rent and you won't have to worry about money so much when you meet a woman and put a baby in her.

We are all equal in the grave.

teach me what the biology behind this is

We are all animals, we are born to fuck

Remember, it's never to late to give up

Genuinely good advice. We sometimes don't quit things we should because we're afraid to or because we think we've come too far to quit. Better late than never also applies to quitting something that isn't working out for you.

Always compare yourself to someone less fortunate than yourself.

If you compare yourself to someone that you perceive as being better than you, remember that both of you will be dead soon enough, and no one will remember either of you.