Be me

>be me
>quiet incel autist with horrible social skills
>have to show two new Chads around their first day in the office
>by the end of the day they're making fun of me for not having a gf "How could someone as charming and cool as you not have a missus or fiance?" while laughing their ass off

I'm tired of this fucking shit why are people always making fun of me how do I put a stop to this shit

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what happened exactly?

I know I have legitimately bad social skills and due to years of NEETdom my voice sounds like I'm in ESL and I can't project it worth a damn but I have no idea how to fix this shit so late in life (21).

checked
maybe you need practice talking
if you're willing, talk to strangers on discord or some other chat thing

Did you tell them you were single?

>maybe you need practice talking
Should I join a toast masters?
>if you're willing, talk to strangers on discord or some other chat thing
I think I need work on public social skills desu

No it was just brought up randomly and then they had a big laugh over it

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Just bring up how good being single is and how you can do things without your gf/fiance stopping you.
Say your life is stress free in your spare time

They said how charming you are. Generally, people won't go full sarcasm to your face as soon as you meet them, especially at a work setting.

Just relax around girls bro. If you like one, ask her out.

In the mean time, get fit

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Things that never happend. Shit bait or larp or whatever. Booo

fucking hell who is this