I jerk off to porn while I'm in a relationship. Real fucked up shit too

Every guy watches porn. It's probably not healthy to be addicted, but as long as she doesn't mind it's alright.

Perfectly normal
Dont be so hard on yourself

>chill attractive American woman
I find it odd you pointed out she was American, are you from somewhere else?

>going to get bored and cheat
>don’t think I’m actually anything special
It sounds to me that you have some trust issues since you were the home wrecker in other people’s relationships. If you feel like you love your girlfriend or at least still want to be with her you have to trust her. If you’re constantly worrying about her cheating or being dishonest why is it even worth continuing the relationship?

Most of gfs that i met found out masturbating disgusting, so i think that u should to stop thus shit

You shouldn’t have to stop anything you enjoy doing that is completely natural and causes 0 harm to anyone around you because someone finds it “disgusting” tell your brain dead past girlfriends to take the stick out of their asses and try shoving it up their cooters

>I find it odd you pointed out she was American, are you from somewhere else?

Non Americans don't tend to view human interaction as a disposable commodity

You haven't lived until you jerk off on a girls face with her tongue in your butt

not if it's not affecting your sex life with you gf. when my ex and I split I mentioned one of the red flags was that he gradually became more disinterested in sex. he told me it was because he was masturbating too much. if you start choosing to masturbate over fucking your girlfriend than there's more serious issues to address.

Maybe stop getting fat

What's the point masturbating because you think she'll leave? All relationships will end. You might as well reap the rewards from being with her (sex) than fap.

>All relationships will end.

Then why do people get in relationships? Wouldn't it better to just have a network of noncommital fuckbuddies?

>You haven't lived until you jerk off on a girls face with her tongue in your butt
How do I achieve this feat of anatomy

Really nigga? You're gonna pull the "why should I brush my teeth, they'll just get dirty again?" Card?
Nothing in life is permanent, better tap out now because immortality isnt achievable

>Nothing in life is permanent

Didn't say it was, but from an ROI perspective it doesn't make sense to commit to one woman in this day and age of tinder and female autonomy.

I could

A) Invest my time in one person who *might* reciprocate 1/2 of that, I get regular sex and someone to take to dinner once in a while. Also the risk of tying finances with her via marriage and getting divorced because MTV told her to do so

Or

B) save more time for myself, have 3-4 sluts on call to fuck every two days or so, get regular sex anyways, have more time and energy to do other productive things with my time, and not have to worry if my fuckgirls are seeing other people, if they're alive, or whatever stupid shit people pass as "love nowadays"

Dystopian realities call for dystopian actions bub

The fact that you equate serious relationships with fuck buddies in your calculations means you wont have to worry about either.

There is no relationship