okay so my gf wants to sleep with other people. i'm not okay with this but i remember some leddit screencap about some girl whose boyfriend sold her when she did the same.
should i pimp my gf out? it's either that or break up with her and she'll get the cock she wants either way. this way i get to profit from her being a whore.
i don't think it's technically illegal as i wouldn't be selling the sex itself but rather just time with her in which time she will do her fucking slut thing. the only thing is that i still need to tell her that i want to choose at least some of the dudes.
an added bonus is that if she is doing this because she has decided that she likes someone else more than me, i get to tell that guy that he is sleeping with a girl who was having sex for money while we were in a relationship and that he should probably get himself checked.
is there anything wrong with my plan? morally or otherwise? i mean i'm cheating money out of dudes who would get the same thing for free but other than that?
tl;dr how to pimp and is it okay if all parties just wanna fuck
Do you actually love your girlfriend? If not, I'd do it. Just be careful.
Brayden Bennett
well not anymore. i thought i did but this shit makes me angry. i mean if i can profit and get her back for this shit at the same time then shouldn't i?
i don't think i need to be that careful, i'm pretty sure this is a legal grey area as long as i'm not specifically selling the sex so by the end of it she'll just be humiliated and have no recourse other than getting her friends to send me abusive messages.
Joshua Nelson
I'm not sure how much of a legal gray area this is. Google the legality of escort services, and look up prostitution laws in your state. You would have to be pretty careful about how you word things, and even then, could still get arrested. Plus I doubt your girl will want you to arrange the meetups with the men she fucks, so how will you get the money anyways?
Sebastian Johnson
i'll probably ask if i can watch, act like a cuck and tell her i want to pickup good-looking bull men or some shit and collect the money before.
also i'll probably keep it kind of tight. just people i find on the night etc, rather than advertise and that way i can prey on dumbass club guys.
Ethan Phillips
You and your girlfriend are going to be raped, shot, beat up or worse.
Don't be a fucking idiot, OP. You're on Jow Forums and are likely to have zero street smarts.
Josiah Scott
why don't you just break up bro
do you like doing things and getting nowhere from them
Brandon Morales
You really are a scumbag
Charles Mitchell
I'm really hoping this is a troll. If not you're fucking retarded. This is like the plot to some shitty Owen Wilson comedy.
Chase Roberts
that would be a pretty dark comedy
Liam Turner
As soon as your gf says 'I want to have sex with other people', as in I want to fuck another dude/dudette, the general rule of thumb is to break up with her on the spot. If she means a three way, then you're golden. And no, don't sell her out, that's too risky for little reward.
Mason Stewart
No. Just break up with her.
Adrian Martin
based
You probably shouldn't do it only because you don't have the experience to, that and she'd probably take a cut of the money so in effect she'd be cucking you twice.
Dump her but the important thing is to start branch-swinging now. Start looking for someone else/work on your own life right away.
Jose Morgan
Straight pimpin them hoes.
Landon Ward
why? i'm turning my gf deciding to screw me around into a profitable situation.
>implying it would be rape if they don't pay me then nobody needs to know. if they do then i make money. as for street smarts i was literally homeless for about 4 years and i did just fine.
nah i wouldn't tell her. maybe i could tell her that i'm selling them drugs or something if she see's me receive payment.
Jason Cooper
Drop the bitch and stop trying to find silver lining in being cucked. Your gf clearly isn't attracted enough to you or doesn't respect you. Either way she sounds like a piece of work though. Just when you think modern women can't surprise you anymore. Why do I go on in this world...
Thomas Perry
No wtf tell her to stop doing extra silly shit & dick her down pickle rick style
you stupid delusional fool. to pimp you have to have control of her pussy and you have no control. she doesn't fear nor want to please you anymore. she wants to give her pussy to a man she wants and that man isn't you.
Bentley Perry
Personally, because it’s probably illegal to pinpoint out people/ commit prostitution I’d just tell her to gtfo my life and be done with it, less headaches and not worth the trouble imo.
Christopher Mitchell
sounds like more of a hassle than its worth. waste of time you could be using to acquire strange pussy too
Bentley Barnes
As of this moment she is no longer your gf, but an fwb, and you are one of several fwb's in her address book. Fuck her when you're in the mood (and she's not busy elsewhere) but don't expect happily-ever-after.
Noah Anderson
she wont agree, thats like having a degree in prostitution dudes wont agree, they want their cock and ego massaged, paying for sex is like smashing your ego with a hammer
Ethan Powell
Nah, he’s just turning lemons into lemonade. Well in this case, a slut into a whore
Adam Stewart
>okay so my gf wants to sleep with other people drop her, not gonna read more.
Robert Butler
Your plan ist the only way to deal with that whore, you mahlgnificant bastard.
Kevin Richardson
same here lol
Aaron Martinez
You want to pimp your gf man. Of coarse its illegal. Its more illegal to employ a prostitute to sell sex than selling sex itself.
Cameron Fisher
Pimp her out and get some of her friends involved. Fuck other bitches and enjoy your new life as a literal fucking pimp.
Bentley Wright
>normal person has gf >gf wants open relationship >normalfag bails
>4channer gets gf >gf wants to fuck other dudes >'how can I exploit this'
Asher Baker
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
AND THE KEKS ON THIS BOARD WILL TELL OP TO FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND THE CYCLE WILL REPEAT AD INFINITUM HAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DATE ANYONE EXCLUSIVELY EVER HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan Bailey
U might end up making out with her hours after she chugs some other guys load. Nasty bro.