Guys my parents seriously fucked up my life. They immigrated to Canada illegally when I was 2 and so I immigrated illegally as well.
These retards did nothing about it for 14 years until I turned 16 and told them I wanted to get a job, only for them to tell me I'm a border hopping degenerate.
After wasting years with an autistic, incompetent pos lawyer who did nothing for us, I'm now 20 years old and never held a job in my fucking life. I have somehow managed to slip through the cracks of my uni and I don't pay international fees but that's all I have going for me
I just need any advice I can get, whether its in regards to options to become legal, or ways I can at least get a job so I don't have to feel like an autistic NEET. I've already seen an immigration consultant and he basically told me I'm fucked. I want to see a legitimate lawyer but I feel like I'd be wasting money I don't have just to be told the same thing.
Well that isnt your fault, but your parents should be deported, sorry but that was a crime.
I would speak to a canadian embassy/legal advisor about immigration. I dont think theyd kick you out, its not your fault you were a kid, but your parents fucked up.
Connor Williams
Im Portuguese. I wish I was American so I could be deported back to a country with an identical language and culture
Brandon Rodriguez
But Im so afraid of getting not just me but my family deported as well. My parents absolutely deserve to get deported for being fucking retards, but Ive also got a little brother who was born and raised here, and I don't want him to be deported with me (hes just a kid)
Owen Bell
Write anonymously or use another name to an embassy or some legal counsel regarding your situation and how to get naturalized.
Use a diff name if you got to. Just email, phone some professionals.
use a burner phone if you're that paranoid rofl
Wyatt Scott
Damn man Honestly, i think the government of canada might understand. Even if you get deported, it can't be that bad? Where are you originally from?
Jordan Hall
Portugal. Not a bad country but I can barely speak Portuguese and I'd be all alone with no support or money
Angel Torres
Lol so much for Canada’s “fair” immigration system. You could get on the news in the US. You’d have qualified for DACA or some shit.
Levi Lee
How in the fuck did you fly illegally?
Camden Martin
I guarantee they just overstayed a visa.
Blake Davis
it's time to sell drugs
Bentley Bailey
Out Out Out
Seriously though ask on reddit, I think there is a canadian legal advice thread.
Adrian Rivera
OP, I don't know about Canada, but if I'm reading right and you wouldn't mind being American, you can join our military. After doing the paperwork and serving your contract, you become a US citizen. I had a guy from Africa and a guy from China in my Basic Training, and they did stuff (I dunno what) for "naturalization" or something like that while they were there.
Oh, man. That's bullshit. Some of the best Americans are legal immigrants.
Austin Campbell
You can only do that if you have a green card already
Jace Baker
Wow, how pathetic do you need to be to hate yourself for being an immigrant?
Get off Jow Forums for one OP. Referring to yourself as a "border hopping degenerate" is just unbelievably sad.
Samuel Perez
I think he is ashamed his parents didn't follow the law and ruined his prospects rather than being concerned about being an immigrant, idiot.
Chase Rivera
Bad post, try again.
Justin Thompson
>can't find work because illegal >told I'm legally fucked >I want to unfuck myself but I can't earn money Can't you appeal on the grounds of having lived there virtually all your life?
John Roberts
The Canadian government provides free immigration lawyers for people in your position
Brayden Barnes
I'll get you a green card in the US, OP.
Isaiah Price
Set an example and follow the law OP!. Be the reasonable in the family and do the right thing, even if that thing means getting deported. Life is not over and if you're hardworking you can return with your younger brother etc. Or do you want to live like a rat for the rest of your life?.
>little brother who was born and raised here He's a citizen then. So he would be put in foster care if your parents are thrown out.
Better than living in Portugal lol.
He can still be deported retard. Most civilized countries supply you with some kind of legal advice before they shaft you, if you cannot afford it yourself.
Noah Reyes
Reading up on Canadian immigration law OP. I think you had a good shot at becoming a citizen if you applied before turning 18. Your parents fucked up big time.
Dylan Evans
>portugese >OP has full access to all of EU
Oh, but then you can just get an education that is internationally viable and assumes tradespeak (english) and then start working in the EU. You'll be golden.
Easton Lee
Make the porn image of Johny Johnny yes papa plz plzzz
If he can speak french he could work and live in all of EU. Except the eastern part, but who the fuck would want to work there. It's just cold Portugal.
Charles Torres
WTF, Jow Forums told me that Canada is in LOVE with degenerate illegal immigrants.
