Welp, folks found out I'm gay this weekend, and the shitstorm still won't let up.
To keep it short: mom and dad are considering disowning me. We live in Louisiana, and they're (sadly) your stereotypical, backdrop hillbilly, Trump supporting rednecks. My siblings also aren't... happy with my lifestyle choices, so to speak; and are trying to distance themselves as conveniently as possible. Plus, every one of our relatives (that I'm aware of) aren't exactly as bad as my family, but they're pretty damn close.
Either way, it looks like I'm being thrown out in the near future. I don't have any friends or partners to go to. But since we live close to the middle of nowhere, rent is pretty cheap. However, I don't have a job, and I can assure you that no one in close proximity will want to hire a gay. And we live in a small enough area for word to get around (from my family in particular).
In short, this sucks, and comes at a time when I possibly cannot deal with it.
Anyway, how my folks found out: >mom found my buttplug >while I was wearing it
Easy fix. Whore yourself out on grindr every night for a place to stay. Work in the daytime, get laid every night, have a place to sleep while satisfying your homosexual promiscuity. So much win for you, dude.
Hunter Cruz
It's better that it happened now than later. Imagine getting a bf and having to hide that. See if you can crash at someone elses place or if you have any money move to a bigger city. New Orleans and such has to be pretty liberal.
Sebastian Flores
do you even wanna like in the bumfuck south surrounded by worthless white trast your whole life anyways? move away, get a job, get some money, your family will be begging you for it then. best of luck to you
Jacob Sanchez
>" I can assure you that no one in close proximity will want to hire a gay."
Either you live in a town of 100 people, or you're making excuses or seeking attention. No one will know you are "a gay" unless you absolutely advertise it or mention it to your employer (have no clue why anyone would do that)
>mom found my buttplug >while I was wearing it
this has to be satirical bait. How does your mom find your buttplug while you're wearing it?
either way move away from your shitty location and start anew
I moved out of Louisiana as soon as I was 18 and never looked back. Have a qt bf and go to school, everything. It's gonna be ok man
Jayden Hernandez
How'd she find it
Adrian Price
You don’t even have to be gay to enjoy getting pegged so I don’t see why your mom finding a butt plug would confirm that you’re gay, just perverted.
Asher Garcia
Since they are rednecks you could have tried telling them you have anal leakage.
Kayden Bell
Move to NOLA or Baton Rouge.
Nathaniel Bell
have you tried "not being gay"?
their are plenty of women out there who will wear a strapon and fuck you in your ass if that makes you feel good. And for what its worth a tight puss feels about the same as a tight asshole so your dick really wont know the difference.
Also women are prettier, generally, than men. So its easier to find a woman you'll actually find attractive.
Parker Jackson
>have you tried "not being gay" only on Jow Forums do I expect idiots like you.
its a legitimate question. just because you figured out you like having your ass stimulated doesnt mean a life of heterosexual fulfilling relationships is off the table.
Nicholas Murphy
STOP, you should just move to a liberal state now get away from these toxic people in your life
Dylan James
There might be shelters specifically for lgbtq kids or teens and young adults in your area. I suggest you call a gay hotline (lol there is a more formal word but I’m keeping this) to get better advice than what Jow Forums can offer you
Lincoln Kelly
>implying a woman with a strapon is actually similar to a man with a penis
Justin Hernandez
Are you saying you like penis? Cuz that would be like gay or something.
Luis Gomez
If you want him to not be gay, you need to give him a real alternative.
Christopher Howard
I'm a different dude. I'm just saying it's kinda gay to like penises.
Christopher Bennett
Bet any money though you'd start hating on whenever transgender people are mentioned though
Oliver Rodriguez
Then I guess I"m kinda gay.
Logan Evans
My repertoire of third grade insults is unfortunately lacking responses to someone admitting they're gay. Any ideas?
Eli Scott
poop-head unless he's, you know, into that sort of thing
