Eating a girl out

How do I get good at eating women out and how do I make it so that I like it? Ive eaten girls out before but I only do it just to get them wet for sex and when im drunk, but how do I get really good at it (make them cum from it) while also enjoy it my self (I hate the taste and it doesnt really turn me on).

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>apply tongue to clitoris
>insert fingers into vagina
>lick and suck and fingerfuck like your life depends on it

It's not rocket surgery, dude. If you need a general idea of what motions to use with your tongue, eat some of pic related only using your mouth.

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how emasculating
ive told every woman ive ever dated I dont do this (which might only be 3 but still) and while they complained it was never a dealbreaker. Ask yourself, would you date a girl for whom this was a dealbreaker? I wouldnt.
They also probably appreciated valentines day, their bithdays and once in a blue moon a lot more as well.
Its perfectly acceptable to have sexual boundaries.

Now, if were talking hookups then theyll be pissy about it but fuck them theyre whores. Use them like a cumrag and move on - its what they prefer anyway.

For some reason I thought it was actually only just eating out the vagina, will try what you said tho
I feel like its good to do it after all women give me blow jobs too and they give better blow jobs after they get eaten out.

work the clit, give it a gentle suck every once in a while
but please don't eat out girls during hookups user, that's a one way ticket to STD city

for smell or whatever you just need to fucking get over it.

most women aren't that pungent and your dick and balls taste just as bad.

usually one you lick the sweat away there isn't really much of a taste.

learn how to take pleasure in the pleasure of others, don't think about yourself in this.

when you are self less it's a lot easier to make someone happy

>dick and balls taste just as bad
lmao no. balls are LITERALLY just skin and the dick is mostly skin. vaggos start to smell faster and worse
but you're right about most women not being pungent as long as they shower and shit

>For some reason I thought it was actually only just eating out the vagina
If you can do both, you should. I've been able to give significantly more orgasms that way.

> STD city
My worse fear since eating pussy is a fetish of mines. How do I avoid STDs or "know" which girls to avoid?

What? That's bullshit my dude. My balls start to get musky half an hour after I get out of the shower. If after a week or so I haven't washed much, they get a pungency reminiscent of cold fried chicken. It's kind of repulsive but also a very alluring smell (to myself), I can't help regularly having a fondle and a sniff.

Thanks for reading my ballsack blog

Nah I would never eat a woman out on a ONS, just thinking about long term wise (ive been seeing this one girl for a month now) It seems that I just have to keep doing it to get over it. I find it has a irony taste

>for smell or whatever you just need to fucking get over it. most women aren't that pungent
Lol I thought vaginas being compared to rotten fish was a joke until I went down on a girl who's diet consisted of fast foods, soda and cigarettes, and apparently had a yeast infection to boot. I've actually had nightmares where I can taste and smell it.

>your dick and balls taste just as bad
Dicks don't produce acidic, bacteria-laden mucus.

do you have any idea how awful a vagina smells after 1 week? it can't be compared
also only half an hour? get that checked out, I can do a couple of days before I start to smell in the crotch area

get a main girl, that's the safest route. get her checked out an make sure she's loyal
life isn't easy

I've gone down on my wife after a few days doing nothing but playing videogames and fucking in bed, I kind of like the smell of musky pussy.

>need to fucking get over it
Haha, look at this seething. Smelly fuck, take a shower lmao.

Is this about eating box? Cuz that's disgusting and the fast track to women disrespecting you. Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's primal instincts that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face and mouth to lap upon her beef. It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice. Completely deluded, the box eater will munch away confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly aghast at the implications of where he's putting his tongue. She's had that part of herself bored and excavated by many colors of cunt conquerors until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, smacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards. And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered clam meat. He even thinks those the prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top STDs of all 37 countries visited by that writhing, smiling woman, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes. Destroying his cells outright, the box's pox overwrites the beta's genome, rendering him more reproductive for the Papilloma species than his own. Don't be a goof and lick cloven meat.

the post above is pasta, don't bother

you the type of nigga to wonder why your girl is taking side pipe after you haven't made her cum in 6 months

Shut the fuck up dumb white knight, who're you performing for faggot?
>haven't made her cum in 6 months
Demonstrably false

stop talking like a nigger, white boy

you are fucking retarded

the fastest way to get women to talk shit about you to other women is to leave them unsatisfied.

idgaf how big your dick is, there's a very small chance it'll make a girl come from penetration alone

see

pumping and dumping ain't making anybody cum, sweaty

>Projections
i.e. "I have lost"

>sweaty

Learn to be a woman, because we constantly do things we don't like or enjoy to make men happy

>idgaf how big your dick is, there's a very small chance it'll make a girl come from penetration alone
few men reach the posterior fornix. Perhaps that is the key to piv orgasms
or maybe women have their own death grip by being used to intense clitoral stimulation instead of what happens during sex.

I remember my gf said she couldnt cum from just piv. Then, about a month into the relationship, she did and after that she regularly does. Maybe its my big bush rubbing her clit or maybe its me hitting her fornix.
Moreover, I think that sex is very psychological for women and I think many people miss that element and robotically treat it as purely physical.
>inb4 she is lying
I have only words and can prove nothing. Choose to believe me or choose to not do.

hey i'm not the one who will be crying the next time some tinder slut ghosts me after the first date

>pumping and dumping ain't making anybody cum, sweaty
>anybody
its making me cum
thats all that matters for a pump n dump

i hate to be the one to break this to you, but she's probably faking it

just ask her, she'll get all awkward and either try to maintain the lie or come clean

you know this to be true in your heart

>having fulfilling mind blowing sex
>cumming after two pumps

have fun with that, sport

It keeps going

Youre breaking nothing to me. This is a typical response
We've been dating for 2 years. I told her at the start to never lie or fake it or anything. Its when she told me she couldnt cum from piv. She had had 2 exs before me and, apparently, never came once from piv and rarely at all.
Now she professes to regularly cum. Im not exclusively vanilla and I cant discern any glaring difference from when she cums from piv and when she cums from the hitachi. Not to mention, I did confront her since she had said she never came from piv and she was shocked and thought it mustve been a stray bead or something rubbing her clit but I can contentedly say now that either she is a master at maintaining a years long facade over something she had said wasnt going to happen or she does cum from piv.
Though, again, I have only words. I cannot convince you what Im saying is true.

if you can make a woman cum PIV all the power to you, but if y'all break up, don't complain when you're having issues keeping someone happy because you refuse to let your precious tongue intimately explore your partners

Its unknown whether it'd be true with other women and hopefully unimportant.
However, I wouldnt date a girl for whom this was a dealbreaker anyway. Surely you have some limit as to where youre willing to go. Would you date a man who *insisted* on rimming? To me this is no different regardless of how commonly accepted it is. I accept my partner's equal right to draw a line wherever she wishes. So long as making babies and kissing arent forbidden I will oblige.

Dj khaled pls go

I was never the type to expect my boyfriend to do it. When we broke up temporarily and I slept with someone else, I changed my mind. We got back together and still don't ask but I am a cheater because I still fuck the other guy. He brings the whore out in me and I love it.

you deserve aids

Whore

its her choice. dont blame a girl because her bf cant please a woman properly. maybe he should man up instead of making a girl find another man. you assume shes the one at fault but he doesnt care about her needs.

>Nobody has posted these yet
You all disappoint me.
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Remember, OP. Lick the alphabet.

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Whore apologist. If he doesnt satisfy her then she should leave instead of pretending to be a
non whore

It's not about the woman retard

I have never cum from being eaten out. I much prefer being finger fucked and having my clit rubbed. I know some girls are genuinely uncomfortable w being eaten out.

communicate with your partner, ask what her favorite forplay is. If she likes being eaten out then google how to do it and watch porn tutorials for how to do it.

honestly sucking dick turns me on so much. idk how id do it if I didn't make me horny and make me feel like a porn star. I feel like if you were 100% sure that you were good at eating pussy you'd be happier doing it. It feels good to give if you can see that it does a lot for the other person.

I agree with , but since you seem to be into hooking up I would tell you this

Look for a vagina that kind of smells, if it doesn't smell at all or it smells good, it means she's hiding something, a little smell means it's normal, and obviously an overly musky/nasty one is a bad sign as well.

I hope I don't have to point out this isn't foolproof, but it's better than just diving on in.