ITT: Ask The Opposite Gender Anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments. This means people who ask questions too! You will be bullied out of this thread.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like ?
>What do girls/guys think about
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, .

>I'm an insecure/suicidal/anxious person who doesn't leave home
Fuck off, this is not your personal blog

>I'm insecure because of my penis
Fuck off

>Why is there no new thread?
Create one yourself. You can use these macros: imgur.com/a/y6BF2

>Why am I the only one who makes these threads?
Quit your bitching, no one's holding a gun to your head.

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Girls
Let's say you are cuddling and watching a movie with your bf. There is a rape scene and you feel his dick getting hard.
What do you think?

27 virgin. Just had my first sexual experience. Fingered a girl and hated it. Instantly lost boner for the night. It felt like a soggy slab of raw chicken and I couldn't shake the need to go wash my hands. How gay does this make me?

We've only known each other for about 3 weeks. I think we both are into each other, but we've never kissed or anything.
We were texting just now, and she said she was bored. I told her to come to my work and bring me some food since I'm hungry. She said she was actually going to do it, and maybe even bring extra food for my coworkers.
Should I propose to her right now?

I guess not every guy is into it. Weird. I guess eating the pussy is out for you?

How badly do women view facial deformities?

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>she’s actually gonna bring food
Based! Give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek (nothing too wild in case your coworkers are around).
>Propose
I’m sure your joking, but it’d make for good banter to say something like “Marry me now!” That said if she’s the wrong type and you’re not that comfortable with each other, it might be a little off-putting.

Odds are yours doesn’t matter. Your complex over it is certainly more unattractive provided you actually have a face. Remember, girls will fuck guys with facial tats and piercings.

Just the feel of the juices was too much. So yeah, I don't think I could stomach it. Are a lot a woman into it? Do you think this could be a deal breaker?

is this true???

Women don't give a shit about interesting personalities, intelligence or humour. If they're attracted to a guy, their brain will trick them into thinking that the object of their affection is interesting and intelligent, even if he was dumb as a brick and boring.

You need to be
1) Physically attractive
2) Tall
3) Socially confident and skillful
4) Have high socioeconomic status or have parents who do
5) A dominant/arrogant way of interacting with your environment
6) Half-ignore the women you're aiming for and never try to fulfill her emotional needs, just her holes

Everything else will leave you disappointed

Not eating pussy? Yeah. It’s a problem I think. At the very least you aren’t getting your dick sucked.

Honestly if you couldn’t handle fingering you probably wouldn’t enjoy gay sex either. Think you might just not enjoy it.

Fake and gay. There’s truth to the fact that women will more easily go for men who look to be superior physically or are successful, but you’d have to be utterly retarded to think that it’s impossible to have a good relationship without all of those things. It’s a flat out lie.

One of the worst things for a virgin is probably finding out how gross sex can be so I kinda feel you.
Of course you might actually be gay though.

Honestly if he was put off by the feeling and moisture he’s gonna hate buttsex.

Though maybe he’d like bottoming, who knows.

Do you like French kissing?

Pretty sure I'm straight. Only fap to girls and I know I'll only be romantically fulfilled with a woman.

Guess I'm just fucked. Oh well, I've been a virgin for 27 years, what's another 40?

How do I get over the predatory nature of male sexuality? I think the worst dating advice I ever received was "Fuck girls you don't like so you're not a loser when you find one you do like."

Not really. Doens't do anything for me and I find it semi-gross. But if she's really in to it, I can get past my disgust and ignore it.

Some guys are kinda weird like that though. I got a guy friend who's just really not into fingering but apparently loves oral.

>"Fuck girls you don't like so you're not a loser when you find one you do like."
Slightly tweaked that’s honestly a top tip. The deal isn’t to fuck (or date) girls you dislike, but to learn to casually date girls before you “fall in love from afar”, which is probably what you did to earn that advice.
>predatory nature of male sexuality
>>>/tumblr/

Eh, I guess you’re just a bit squeamish. I’m guessing you don’t care for handling raw meat either, from your description?

>predatory nature of male sexuality
> >>>/tumblr/
To be fair to the poor lad, even Jordan Peterson talks about that, and he's about as far from tumblr as it gets.

I have an asymmetric face and one of my eyes doesn't open properly.

>Jordan Peterson
>not /tumblr/
He’s just an anti-SJW, he’s still a tumblr type

Yeah nobody cares. Your complex about it is way way worse.

Yeah you got me. Can't handle raw/rotten food, or anything that doesn't have a normal texture. I would throw up if I had to pick up a soggy piece of bread.

Do you think this is something I'll just get over in time or am I fucked?

get an eyepatch

so I do have a chance?

Can’t say for sure bro. I’ll say this much, I hate getting my hands dirty. Though I love handling meat, it’s always felt non-masculine hating doing shit that gets my hands dirty.

If it’s a big problem maybe ask in that sex therapist thread that has been around lately.

Yes.

Take what I'm saying with a grain of salt but:

>Women don't give a shit about interesting personalities, intelligence or humour.
They do. More than you think, just not as much as you'd like.

>If they're attracted to a guy, their brain will trick them into thinking that the object of their affection is interesting and intelligent, even if he was dumb as a brick and boring.
True for some women. (True for a lot of the women I've known.)

>You need to be:
You'd do better if you were:

>1) Physically attractive
Yeah. Why wouldn't you be?

>2) Tall
Mostly, but not always. Just being taller than her usually does it unless she's a woman-let herself. They really try to compensate.

>3) Socially confident and skillful
I'll try to answer this later.

>4) Have high socioeconomic status or have parents who do
No and no. But having your shit sorted out is a good idea.

>5) A dominant/arrogant way of interacting with your environment
Also no, but you're onto something. You've got the attitude right, but not the behavior. In short, they want you to be 'sure about everything'. It's a combination of confidence and a few other things.

>6) Half-ignore the women you're aiming for and never try to fulfill her emotional needs, just her holes
True for some girls but never sustainable. Only works on a few girls I've known and they've had the worst relationships.

Girls, what are some examples of dirty talk you like to hear while doing the horizontal happy dance? Are there any major turn offs that you've heard? Sorry to make this into a sex question but I'm genuinely curious.

If you don’t know what to say, “oh god” and “oh fuck” and “yeah yeah yeah” are all good. Trying to come up with dirty talk is really likely to fail and wreck the mood.

>Mostly, but not always. Just being taller than her usually does it unless she's a woman-let herself. They really try to compensate
yeah no I'm 5'0" so there are nothing womanlets below me. I'm screwed

Not really into any 'dirty' talk as such, I like positive encouragement.
"you're doing well", "you get to come nice and hard now" etc, generally speaking I prefer incoherent sex sounds and moaning/whimpering to actual talking.

>caring
This is why you are doomed, not because you’re short.

You're not. You just need to compensate a lot.
Not all chicks NEED someone taller than them, but being that short might be a problem. But it isn't impossible.

so I'm just not supposed to care? how will that solve anything

>I prefer incoherent sex sounds and moaning/whimpering to actual talking.
>Trying to come up with dirty talk is really likely to fail and wreck the mood.
Makes sense, it's super weird if you get wrong. I'll probably avoid it.

how do I compensate

If you wanna have fun though, randomly scream "Aww yeah you like that, you fucking retard?"

Is there any sort of way of weeding through mixed signals?

How does one compensate for baldness?

Work on the other attributes. Funny enough, everything you said women don’t care about will do the most for you. Pick up a skill that will help you with women, make an effort to look more attractive, sort your shit out.

No, just don’t obsess over it. Or feel bad about it yourself. (Both will be taken care of to some degree when you better yourself)

I'm afraid of being that guy. I would own it if it does happen though. At least it's a hilarious story.

Be jacked? I don't know really when I think of bald men I just think of the celebrity clones of Bruce Willis.

Yeah I'm pretty sure if my partner told me that I'd just be laughing. But yeah generally I think dirty talk is kinda hard to pull off unless you're really into it/really good at it.

Ugh, I don't want to be another bruce willis
I guess it's what must be done.

I don't feel comfortable being in public anymore, I hate this.

There are also pretty good wigs, I guess. I don't know honestly, I feel like owning it would be better.

>Pick up a skill that will help you with women
what are some of those

Every time I look in the mirror I hate myself. I used to be so confident...

Hey women,

Is it disingenuous to join activities with the primary purpose of meeting more people, and hopefully finding a date?

My hobbies tend to be male dominated, and due to my schooling so is my social circle. book clubs and co-ed sports and such are all very heavily dominated by guys, so I'm wondering whether it would be a terrible idea to join a yoga class, or knitting, I really don't know at this point.

Also, if i'm asked why I'm there, is it bad to say "So i can meet new people" ?

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Really don't know if a girl at work likes me or is just being friendly. Find it quite easy to talk and joke around with her and we share some common interests.
Today she asked me if the new lip gloss she bought looked nice which is strange considering I know jack shit about makeup.

>Also, if i'm asked why I'm there, is it bad to say "So i can meet new people" ?
You could, just would say it a little differently. Like, “I’m interested in learning, meeting people who are into knitting/yoga, making new friends, etc.”

>she asked you about lip gloss
Holy shit dude she must want to fuck.

thank's user, that's helpful

How to take sexy pics of myself to send her before we meet that will excite her? I think a dick pic (even though she loves it) won't make it.

Why the fuck would she bring it up in conversation though?

Has she asked for one? I think guys vastly overestimate how much girls are into visual stimulus just because they (guys) can't seem to do without.

Because she CLEARLY wanted you to glaze her lips with your cummies.

This. If she hasn’t asked she probably won’t be pleased.

>at the store picking up party supplies with a female friend of a friend
>haha user you look the guy on the cover of this book
>hands me a book titled “Tall, Dark, Cowboy Christmas”
what the hell, never had a girl be this blatant. what’s her end game?

>blatant
Blatantly what?

I have severe oneitis for this one girl I asked out and told me she would if she wasnt already dating a guy.
Theres a pretty good chance she isnt dating anyone atm
What do I do?
I feel like im gonna explode if I don't at least take her out on a date

Ok advice taken. How do i deliver said "cummies"?

You are storing your raw chikn at too warm of a temperature, or your cherry pie is too cold or similar. Maybe some kind of celsiusfag vs gods own fahrenheit thing.

Well, I half-jokingly asked her why she doesn't send me any nudes, then she asked me back why I don't.

Also open to suggestions of activities where I might be able to meet more women. I realize "outside" is in the FAQ, but that's not really very helpful.

>really want to bang girls from work
>they all live in different cities
>too lazy to drive over 30 minutes
Im not even sure if it's an excuse at this point. What do I do?

Seems more like a joke than seriously needing to see your cock.

Shit in your pants in front of her.

She’s still bantering. You have to keep bantering. “Sure here’s one” and send her a pic of your dog lying spreadeagled. Or a picture of a rooster.

Don’t shit where you eat.

Can some girls tell me what this means please? I had this exchange with an ex yesterday after not hearing from her since she broke-up with me just over a month ago.

>Happy Birthday.
>Thanks. How are you?
>Ok. Have a good day today.

Was she just being polite? Did she actually want to talk? I'm not used to hearing from them after we call it quits.

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>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

I guess I deserved that but what should I do in that situation to figure out what it means then?

Well, it doesn't necessarily have to be my cock. I just want to send a sexy pic. She does say that she's not interested in sending pics because she prefers the real deal though

My other coworkers do, it's hard not to jump on the train.

See the first line. It’s insignificant. It means nothing significant. You’re overthinking it.

Just keep bantering retard.

You mean she definitely doesn't want to establish contact again? It was just a happy birthday and no more?

I think it's weird to reach out like that, but ok. Thank you.

Why would it mean she doesn’t want contact at all? Stop fucking overthinking it.

>Stop fucking overthinking it.
That's really difficult for me. Now I'm wondering do I wait around to get a Happy Halloween text in a month.

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Maybe you should wish her a happy Halloween before she does you.

Depends. Playing an instrument, for example.

Photography helped me a LOT.

I just realised how stupid my original post was. Your sarcasm actually fucking helped me

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Lying about playing tennis worked for me. Although

How bald are we talking?
A bit of advice if relevant: never trust a man with a comb-over. If he will lie to himself, he will lie to you.

I asked this girl out yesterday to do go out with me tuesday. She never replied.

It's a pretty safe bet I will never hear from her again right?

Probably a pretty safe bet

Eh, she may reply with some excuse about not seeing the text. What'd you ask her to do?

Walk in the park.

Not that I would believe such an excuse anyway but if the text says delivered it definitely was delivered right?

Pretty bad, front starting to thin very badly, will be in combover land soon.
IDK what to do.

When I say she might give some excuse about not seeing it, I mean she'll say something like "oops I lost my phone and just found it". But yes, delivered means delivered.

For future reference, first date is coffee. Walk in the park is pretty unthreatening but it can be concerning for some girls, and might sound boring to others. Coffee is great because they were probably thinking of going to Starbucks anyway.

Baseball cap. For fuck's sakes don't shave.

I don't want to just be another balding baseball cap man no woman will love.

Will girls be willing to date a guy who doesn't like going to bars/clubs?

>no woman will love
You having a complex about your hair is a thousand times worse. An enormous number of men lose their hair. Virtually none of them fail to get girlfriends at some point.

>Do girls/guys like ?
>What do girls/guys think about
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

Block her.