GIOYC

Get it off you chest

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I want to fuck my chubby psychologist.

...why wont you let me FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS GETTING TO KNOW YOU BULLSHIT I JUST WANT TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK TO FUCK

I guess i'll just have to rape you...

Please let me fuck your forty-year-old pussy, pleeeease.

I’m too much of a puss puss to fill out that application

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I'm tired of living with my mentally unstable mother and emotionally absent father and dealing with my unstable and condescending sisters and their mini families. But I'm not financially independent from them and I'm relying on them for college (which I'm already doing poorly in thanks to my mental health) and I burned too many bridges in the past to have someone to confide in and possibly move in with to get away from them for a while.

I want to cry out for help but I doubt anyone would help me now.

same fag?

Anyway, mine is in the same vein I guess.

I keep having dreams of throatfucking women and it is the most hardcore fantasy I have. I have to live with the fact that it'll never happen.

Your obsession with the past is ruining your present. In the future, you’ll be obsessed with having ruined your present. Break the cycle. I miss you. Call me.

Give my initials and I just might

Nah, the fantasy of you is more interesting that the real you. I am sure of it.

K

Is it wrong to debate your friend a little if he/she talks about a certain political or social subject too much and you disagree with it?

Glad we've come to an agreement.

I don't want to get older, yet I'm still young.

There's already a fairly new GIOYC thread. Now I gotta follow two.

I just wanted to say that I hate niggers so fucking much.

Same here, mr. trips. Aging is scary as fuck.

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FuckYeah! Fuck niggers and fuck all shit skins

The cure is worse than the disease, bro.

I fucked up and got pushed into doing a job I don't really want to do for the next few months. Not a big deal since all around its not a terrible job. But I was specifically trying to avoid doing things like this and ending up in this situation.

So I'm probably going to be depressed for the next few months and there's not much I can do about it.

I hate myself for letting this happen.

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Nah, just accepting you're still just goofin

You don't know who I am. I am goofin' though, whoever you are.

Yeah, my bad. i didn't bother searching and didn't see one so in my grogginess I made this one and now it won't let me delete it.

I'm a mess over you.

I am a mess over my crush too... If only it were as easy as finding him in a LARP general so I could fix it. We both know this larp will lead us no where. :(

I've been facing some depression lately and I've gotten into this habit of spending things I don't need like music. Not really sure what to do.

I hate your bitch ass too, so don't feel bad.

I've been alone for almost all my life, so why does it matter now if I have someone around my arm or not? I do't need anyone besides my family, but it gets tougher as the years go by.

my love life feels weird and my close friends are getting on my nerves

yo she gave me all the signs I could have ever wanted. she did all the effort, all I had to do was go along with it....I fucked it up. my only chance of actually being with someone I really liked. cuz I was too scared. I pushed her away. now a few months later its driving me insane because im not getting the same vibe from her. sure shes friendly but not like she used to be...like holy shit shit this really kills me inside right now I cant explain it. doing anything now at this point will make me feel like a pathetic begging bitch and will make me even more scared to do it. I dunno. im like the worst at being a fucking guy wat the fuck man.

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I was interested in you until I found out you watch loli porn. Absolutely disgusting and I don't even want to be your friend.

>walked around 12 or so miles
>went in and picked up applications from the ones that offered in store paperwork, got told to fill out forms online
>went to around 8 places
>worked out for a little bit by lifting weights
>get home, my whole body hurts, my feet are bruised and blistered from all the walking
>eat some cereal
>draw some art, regardless of how terrible it is

I just want to cry lads... Everyone said this was good, and I just feel like shit...

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Watch as the degenerates flock in to defend him again.

I didn’t even know stores did in house applications. I’m strugglin to write up a resume that doesn’t sound gay

Not all of them, but I live in a slightly more "older" fashion town where some stores still have applications. Don't worry about it sounding gay, worry about it sounding good, and worry more so about it being well formatted, and yourself feeling confident about an interview.

I'm upset.

I haven't been sleeping. My mood has been fucked the past two weeks, at least, and now that it's getting colder my family wants (and deserves) to be going out more before it freezes. But all I want to do is stay home, alone, and find him here, looking for me, or be whatever it is he's looking for. There is some warmth in him and his wordy nonsense of our pushing and pulling each other in the virtual world that has me caught. It's like an MMORPG of relationships, free to play, come get your heart broken!

And the lack of sleep and stress from it all has resulted in me now being sick. I can't hear, I can't breathe out of my nose and sound like there's a lemon stuck in my head. Or maybe that's just my head becoming a fruit. I've already written too much.

I’m good with people, I just struggle to come up with shit to put down. Like the cover letter seems like an assblaster. Maybe I’m overthinking it because my first job was handed to me (didn’t even stay there long)

You sound worse than rachel. Get off Jow Forums, you won't find your crush here, let alone anything meaningful from it.

Need legal eagles to give me advice. Cops stole my backpack the other night during a protest which turned chaotic. Is there any way I can get it back? I live in Canada BTW.

True

Please stop larping at mine and other anons post, I get a feeling its you doing this. You thirsty hoe.

Sorry, I don't larp, I lurk. I'm sure there's a hundred people out there feeling the same way I do and it could be literally anyone responding to you.

Its one thing to be a hoe, its another thing to be a lying hoe.

I only wanted fun. Not this.

What happened?

"It is" has an apostrophe, it's spelled "ho," and you realize there are more than a few people here and that many people are experiencing the same ups and downs of relationships at the same time. Welcome to Jow Forums.

As if I give a fuck about your grammar lesson, bitch. Typical hoe, being such a tool.

I'm having fun ;x let's sex

Accidentally took it too far and now we are officially bf/gf.

am so sick of stanes on clofes

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dumb horny hoe.

Oh look at these boys, frustrated and heart broken and taking it out on some poor, aching user using the GIOYC thread for it's intended purpose. Get fucked, faggots.

Do tell?

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That's it. I wanted to have some fun after a rough breakup and things went too far. Ended up with a clingy unstable person who threatens their wellbeing and gets 10 times more clingy when I try to walk away. Fell for the emotional manipulation and I'm depressed as shit but I deserve this. This is what I get for trying to be a whore.

Women are here on Jow Forums more than they have ever been, Jow Forums has gotten worse than its ever been, GIOYC has especially evolved into paranoia fed ego stroking larpfests. Coincidence? Not at all. Even the most lonely worthless men of society still have more sanity than the average woman. So its no shock these threads are just a bunch of horny bitches larping now, this is where they can play pretend, they flock here.

Join a gay club if you only want boys.

Ive been in a relationship with my live in boyfriend for almost ten years and we've had a bit of a rough patch. I started having an interest in a coworker of mine who moved away. We hung out 3 times doing various things but there we never any romantic moves made apart from him trying to pay for things. I found out before he left that he also liked me. We've stayed in contact but the past two weeks we've talked almost every day on the phone. The conversation just sticks to movies and is fairly platonic other than the occasional compliment. The coworker doesnt know I have a boyfriend and now I'm afraid to mention it because I dont want to lose him as a friend. I'm worried he's developed feelings for me because he'll initiate contact etc. On the flip side, my boyfriend doesnt know about it at all and I know it'd break his heart/ cause issues.
I dont know how I can resolve this situation by still being with my bf and keeping the other guy as my friend. I wish I could just freeze time and just exist without having to make a decision. I realize the more this goes on, the more slippery the slope gets. I just want a solution where everyone is happy.

Who put you in charge. You leave.

You make this play into a gay club. It insufferable. Women are better when they don't speak. No straight man actually wants to hear the rambling thoughts of whores.

Threatens their wellbeing? Like suicide or cutting?

Un, pretty sure neither are acceptable either way to them.

>No straight man actually wants to hear the rambling thoughts of whores.
This. Please go away or just post your tits. This is why the rules were first established. You have nothing interesting to say and never will. Just post your tits on /b/ or /soc/ and gtfo.

I should note I recognize what a terrible person I am.

I still see your face when i sleep with other women. its been almost 4 years now and i still miss you. I still dream about you sometimes, even though i dont want to. I dont know if we could ever work out our differences, but if we could get back together and it could work, I hope we do. I don't believe its possible but part of me will never stop hoping. If not it was great loving you and I hope you meet somebody amazing! I'll always be here for you, even if you hate my guts. i know i deserve it. I'm not that person anymore but no amount of apologies in the world will ever be able to make up for the hurt i caused you. Thank you for not still hating me, and for all of the good times we shared. I'll treasure those. I don't want to miss you anymore, but if we can be together happily this time, I have confidence the universe will make it so. I miss being inside of you, of sleeping next to you, of your sense of humor, your drive to never stop, your love of ice cream, animals, skiing, and sports. You're a beautiful soul, and if you're not for me nor I for you, then so be it. I am only just now starting to heal and set myself in a positive direction. building myself up instead of the constant teardowns. I think when you finally realize what you had and how good it was its gone. That's life i guess. I guess this is goodbye, or just letting go of all the emotions. let em die. thanks,

C

I’m not asking which. I’m asking if that’s what they meant by “threatens well-being”...

Like the males here are any less insufferable

It makes no difference?

Nvm

They definitely are less insufferable. You are just mad they don't want to hear your shitty horny ramblings. Ever noticed a lot of these women accidentally start larping with other women?

I don’t make horny ramblings wtf? I’m not the original poster..

I feel truly blessed in life. My life is so easy and going very well. I love being a woman.

My husband is finally going to do it. Shibari paradise here I cum. I am super nervous though, I have fantasied about this my entire life but unsure how I will actually handle it.

HEAR HEAR SIS

They moan about not having us then moan when we're here. What are they good for but orgasms and babies, and not even reliable at that

See this shit? This is why women shouldn't be allowed to have cellphones or computers. They should just be sex toys who lost their ability to think or speak.

>They moan about not having us
to fuck
>then moan when we're here
because you start talking

ftfy

I am so fucking sick of dog owners. I'm stern with my Mother's dog and I am accused of "yelling at him." Ok. Sorry, I forgot that only YOU can do the "gruff-sounding-voice" but no one else can or else they're yelling.

And on the same topic as that fat cunt, I am sick and tired of having to deal with her snapping at everyone but by fuckin' god if we have a moment then it's the end of the goddamn world.

>orgasms

Ha.....the best orgasms I've had were on my own.
>babies
Until they abandon ship because they're unreliable and irresponsible leaving a trail of single mothers out there... then crying all women their age have kids or how she is demanding child support for his child.

You're not terrible user, you're human.

Bae I need you to go back through all ten pages and tell me there isn't a single thread about some guy looking for a real relationship with intimacy and all the perks of female companionship.

The sooner you guys accept this the better for us all

You have a million ways to not have a baby, men have a condom and pulling out. Don't blame us, blame whores who try to entrap us to get child support. You created this era of single moms, not men. You could always pull the baby out of your womb, when all else fails or when you failed to do all else. But instead you want to keep it even with the biological father doesn't want it.

Thats the thing though, you aren't capable of it so there are a lot of men left in disappointment.

Was there anything "suspicious" in it?

No thanks. I'm not giving up my body for some mediocre male to enjoy.

It's a shame your father didn't pull out.

The only reason I dont end it all right now is because I dont want to put my mother through the after math.

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Faggot. She's doing a terrible thing.

More like you aren't capable of obtaining it. Back to PUA for you until you get it

Okay all of you here should be killing yourselves now since you'll never fully appreciate or love life or reach anything other than animal status.

If I ever see Shania Twain in the street, I’m gonna yell, “Hey Shania, YOU don’t impress me much.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Fuck all dogs AND their owners.

Lady, all you have to do is take the pill and abort your unwanted fetus if that fails. This isn't rocket science, no one is forcing anyone to do anything except forcing men who aren't ready to be fathers to pay out for their bastard child.

You can't obtain something that doesn't exist and you certainly aren't one of the unicorns.

lol get em

Calm down canada.

>unicorns

Keep living in your anime fantasy with your waifu. Otherwise go to the PUA thread and learn how to irl.

At least the waifus will stay pretty and be prettier than you'll ever be. :^)

Fuck all dogs AND their owners.

That cold screen will be the only thing you ever touch and If you're ok with that then so am I. One less weirdo to shoo away.

YOU DUMPED ME TO GET WITH A FRIEND
I WAS GETTING OVER YOU
NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU LOG BACK ONTO YOUR OKCUPID PROFILE
WHAT THE FUCK LADY

My waifu exists in my heart, you wouldn't understand because you lack one.

Fuck off.