How do I kill myself while making it look like an accident?
Suicide accidentally
autoeric asphixiation
also don't do it bro
>while making it look like an accident?
Why do you care? You'll be dead.
Go "missing". Just disappear and drug yourself to death in the mountains or something.
Rent a kayak and go out too far and drown
Don't do it is how. If I may ask a personal question, why do you want to kill yourself?
>buy lots of helium balloons
>attach gun to balloons
>shoot self
>gun floats away with balloons
Speaking of drugs, would an OD look like an accident?
Why do you- oh wait someone already posted this
That's actually genius
My mother wanted to abort me so I will fulfill her wish, that sick sexy cunt ill show her
Go to a shady part of town or a bad city all together, make it look like a robbery. And then they'll be searching for a "murder weapon".
Isn't it mind boggling that someone cares more about how they look post-suicide than how it affects their own family's lives. I don't understand how you reach that level of self-importance.
Use gloves when shooting your self so they won't find your fingerprints on it.
Don't kill yourself OP, life is worth living. I was once in your position and I didn't kill myself and got onto an antidepressant and now I love life and never look back. I was really close to dead. I now have God in my life. I couldn't go on living knowing that if I ended it I might be in hell for eternity and wouldn't in in heaven where I would be happy forever in a perfect manner.
It's not self-important, though. If the family knew it was a suicide they would blame themselves for letting it happen. An accident is different.
Drink a bit then drive your car off a cliff.
Or go fishing in a small boat, maybe someone wants the car.
Ok, so they're choosing between a tragedy or a tragedy plus guilt, either way it's a fucking tragedy and that's a hell of a stretch to think you're doing someone any favor for hiding the fact that you caused it, they are still not stepping outside of their own bubble to realize that.
My entire life is a fucking tragedy. Does that not matter?
Get on an antidepressant and fix your life and screw over the people that made it a tragedy, don't be a victim and overcome your circumstance to succeed and leave those shitty people behind. I recommend going to a doctor and getting a referral to an outpatient center to see a psychiatrist so they can get you on antidepressant medicine.
I've been on those for 2 years and going to therapy for the same amount of time. I still can't connect with anyone or anything.
I did this
Try different medicine, sometimes certain meds don't work with your biology. I'm on a $80 antidepressant and it works much better than the $20 shit I was on a year or two ago.
In on my third one. I though it would work at first but ultimately it just does nothing.
Try getting the dosage higher or get a new pill. Demand something that will work better and that maybe is should be expensive and that you're willing to try it out. I've been on 4 different medicines and it took the last one to make a difference and I've been on it a year and a half. You really have to bitch at them when it is not working and get it all out in the open and taken care of. Is your disposition normal depression or something like bipolar depression? They're two different things and perhaps they aren't diagnosing you appropriately.
They'll find out
detectives love ruining nerds fake deaths
Didn't think of this...we'll perfect accidental suicide in no time!
Yeah, bc antidepressants always fix everything. It's not like they never make anyone any worse or don't do anything at all! And don't worry about the 6-8 weeks you'll have to wait to see if they make you any worse, I'm sure the time will fly by!
Probably. Only if you can make it look like you were a previous user before your death. Which would mean taking some kind of drug orally, and then maybe making a fake journal documenting fake drug abuse.
Drinking and driving is a bad way to go, only because you can end up hurting/killing others in the process.
Just become an alcoholic and kill yourself slowly.
I laughed for like 20 seconds after not smiling all day. Thanks user.