Why are men so obsessed with their dicks...

Why are men so obsessed with their dicks? Why do they send unsolicited dick picks and think a strange girl would care about their dick? These dicks are usually ugly and/or small and/or wonky, so nothing worth bragging about too.

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I saw them couple times used as middle fingers, basically:
>"oh, you don't want to date a nice guy like me, whore?"
>dick pic

I guess some think it's edgy too. Good question tbqh.

They've been brainwashed by the media that women care a lot about dicks, especially their size. In reality women care more about feeling safe and loved, dick size doesn't matter as long as it's not a microdick and as long as he can make her cum (which mostly happens because of foreplay and clit action).

Naturally, when the human male wants to attract the human female, he thinks that just showing his dick will make him succesful. He would be terribly wrong, since there are many more important factors that the human female cares about when choosing a partner. Dick size is pretty low on the list.

>Why are men
The rest of your post can be discarded.

But would they learn after one or two times that it just doesn't work that way?

The whole thing baffles me, too. I’m a 30yr old male and not once have I felt the need to expose myself to a stranger, and I have, all things considered, a pretty rockin’ dick.

Because horny men are the most retarded people in the world. And they think about their dicks constantly so they assume everyone else would, too.

That is so sad though. I can understand why young boys would act so recklessly, but more than once a guy in his mid 30s bombarded me with his dick pics, one time a colleague and he lost his job because of that. I thought being able to control our instincts is what makes humans different from animals

Well and of course a lot of guys are able to control themselves. Those that can't and act like apes get fired. Fair deal.

Because its a hookup move. If a girl wants to hook up she saves time by seeing if she wants the D immediately. Its just a shame that these men are too lazy to read your profile. Or maybe its a shame women who want hookups say they want relationships. Idk, its not my problem either way

Its your problem dumbass

Im a gay bottom in a monogamous relationship? I dont get or send dick pics and even if i did id like them. Its literally not my problem and never will be. Do stay mad though senpai.

Because you clearly attract retards, that failed in life which is why they send you dick pic's, I'm not brain dead to the point that send dick pic's to people thinking they care, retards lack common sense, and retards more often then not have strange/disgusting peepee's.

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As long as a species has sexual reproduction there's going to be males that relentlessly pursue mating through intense instinct in order to keep it populated. It's really not something women can understand, it's like the desire to eat when hungry. It can make very smart men do very stupid things in a momentary lapse of intelligence. It's a shame, but humans are still animals.

aaaah the female Jow Forums thread
finally

As a 32 yo male(virgin)myself, i dont know. We just like to play with it too much i guess. Never took a dick pic and sent it(its small and just lowers my nonexistant selfesteem).

my friend sent a dick pic to a girl the other night and she invited him over for sex right after

he has a huge dick though

Hey this looks like a great advice thread

>dick size is pretty low on the list
>bitches about the unsolicited dick pics being small or "wonky"

>Size doesn't matter as long as it's not a microdick
This is why I rarely take females on Jow Forums seriously when they discuss these matters. I prefer to take a guys advice seriously, since they're, you know, the ones who are having a bit more success

are you not listening to the psychiologists? it's quite easy: A lot of men are very insecure, and it's their dream and hope, to get liftet out of their insecurity by someone liking their dick.

The same can be said about girls, but replace sharing a dick pic with sharing ones problems and worries, hoping someone will care and lift them out of their insecurities.

the only thing men love as much as their own dick is other mens dicks. they compare and contrast and wiggle/waggle their dicks for each other and describe in detail size and shape and masturbation techniques.

So OP dicks turn guys on and they assume if they show it to you it will turn you on since it turns on all the men they showed it to already.

Nigga I think that's just a you thing. If you're gay that's fine, but don't project your cocklust onto everyone else.

And this is why you fail, young one. Unless you're a fag, opinions from guys about dicks or even male bodies generally are nearly irrelevant, unless the person can be somewhat objective and unbiased, which is just rare.

You see how you just judged people for their stats? That’s why we care.

Lot of guys are so dumb and oblivious that their only way to interact with girls is to do the things they would like to receive. So they send you dick pics because they would be really happy to receive pussy pics.

Not gay but you cannot deny the bevy of men that do as I described to obsession. Perhaps its as another user mentioned their insecurity or perhaps its because they like talking about their dick and have other men willing to do the same. I understand why OP is mystified by the whole thing. It isn't about her its about the guy and his penis.

Alright fine. But the way you worded your original post was a blanket statement about men. Guys who send dickpics are weird outliers.

the way I worded it was intended to illustrate the absurdity of the obsession

Because aside from our muscle and our wallets, it's really the only thing we have to flaunt.

also source pls

Kool-aid. They're so deep in their own head that negative reactions are A) an exception to their rule or B) someone else's fault.

Maybe I'm just having a good dick day?
If it brings me so much joy, why wouldn't it bring everyone else just as much joy?
>These dicks are usually ugly and/or small and/or wonky, so nothing worth bragging about too.
Well, fuck you! It makes me happy!

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